Do you hold in your farts around your OH?

Mister Vain · 20-10-2015 09:30PM #1

Or are you comfortable enough to fart in their presence?

salamanca22 · 20-10-2015 09:31PM

Better out than in I always say.

mad muffin · 20-10-2015 09:33PM

Nope.

demanufactured · 20-10-2015 09:34PM

Nope.

The_Valeyard · 20-10-2015 09:34PM

I didnt fart, my ass just loves you so much, it blew you a kiss.

sligojoek · 20-10-2015 09:36PM

An empty house is better than a bad lodger.

ElleEm · 20-10-2015 09:38PM

I hold them in. He doesn't need to witness that!

5starpool · 20-10-2015 09:38PM

Sometimes I do in bed but not elsewhere generally, and I am pretty damn windy.

The_Valeyard · 20-10-2015 09:40PM

ElleEm wrote: »

I hold them in. He doesn't need to witness that!

Bad idea.

Then they just travel up your spine into your brain and thats where sh*tty ideas come from!!

Turtyturd · 20-10-2015 09:46PM

I blame it on the baby.

20-10-2015 10:00PM

Mister Vain wrote: »

Or are you comfortable enough to fart in their presence?

It's not about being comfortable, it's about manners.

No, if I have to break wind I do it in private, preferably the bathroom. I'd assume no one wants to breath in fecal spores any more than I do.

Farting in company is terrible manners and you wouldn't do it in front of a stranger, I don't see why an OH deserves less respect than a stranger.

Panthro · 20-10-2015 10:03PM

Depends... leather sofas just have no give. The wind will rise.
Proper sofas with big cushions on the other hand...
As a hippy once said "wherever you blow...Blow freely my friend..."

Dam hippies.

fleet_admiral · 20-10-2015 10:04PM

No we both parp on front of each other.

Mister Vain · 20-10-2015 10:09PM

Candie wrote: »

It's not about being comfortable, it's about manners.

No, if I have to break wind I do it in private, preferably the bathroom. I'd assume no one wants to breath in fecal spores any more than I do.

Farting in company is terrible manners and you wouldn't do it in front of a stranger, I don't see why an OH deserves less respect than a stranger.

Hoooookaaaay....

cantdecide · 20-10-2015 10:19PM

Suggested sub- question;

If your OH accidentally or otherwise let's one go, do you react/ comment/ joke or try to spare their feelings?

Mister Vain · 20-10-2015 10:21PM

cantdecide wrote: »

Suggested sub- question;

If your OH accidentally or otherwise let's one go, do you react/ comment/ joke or try to spare their feelings?

Depends on how bad the fart is. Sometimes you have to release a test fart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHIvCKoCVBw

vicwatson · 20-10-2015 10:27PM

Women don't fart, they just cough in their knickers !

Sheep Lover · 20-10-2015 10:27PM

A feed of curry and beer and let one rip in bed, leave it simmer and then trap her under the covers

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5 · 20-10-2015 10:27PM

Na we both find them funny, luckily. Honestly if I had to fart and he was in the other room I might follow him in there before I let rip

fleet_admiral · 20-10-2015 10:28PM

cantdecide wrote: »

Suggested sub- question;

If your OH accidentally or otherwise let's one go, do you react/ comment/ joke or try to spare their feelings?

I usually say 'Get out and walk'

The_Valeyard · 20-10-2015 10:28PM

Braden Flat Sty wrote: »

Na we both find them funny, luckily. Honestly if I had to fart and he was in the other room I might follow him in there before I let rip

Marking your territory are we :P

WinnyThePoo · 20-10-2015 10:28PM

Sheep Lover wrote: »

A feed of curry and beer and let one rip in bed, leave it simmer and then trap her under the covers

Think that's called a Dutch oven.

fleet_admiral · 20-10-2015 10:30PM

Sheep Lover wrote: »

A feed of curry and beer and let one rip in bed, leave it simmer and then trap her under the covers

A vindaloo or a phall after a feed of either guinness or smithwicks works better. My wife has had to get in to bed with our toddler because of my cabbage gas after an indian/ale night

Mister Vain · 20-10-2015 10:31PM

Winny the poo used to fart on Eeyore.

Penny Tration · 20-10-2015 10:32PM

Nah, I don't hold it in and neither does he.

I don't go out of my way to fart in front of him but if it happens, it happens.

He usually laughs or makes a joking shocked face

XplaygirlX · 22-10-2015 07:23PM

Farts are hilarious. Anyone who doesn't think so obviously doesn't have a sence of humour

Medusa22 · 22-10-2015 07:28PM

In the beginning of courtship I held them in alright, as I didn't want to appear rude or unladylike, and I do try to leave the room or go to the bathroom sometimes, but I can't be going to the bathroom every time I have to fart, so no, I don't hold them in (and it isn't good for you either). I used to do that years ago with an ex and he said that I spent the whole night farting away in my sleep so there's no point, farts find a way out :pac: