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Do you hold in your farts around your OH?

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  • 20-10-2015 9:30pm
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    Mister Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 6,040 ✭✭✭


    Or are you comfortable enough to fart in their presence?


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    salamanca22
    Registered Users Posts: 1,179 ✭✭✭salamanca22


    Better out than in I always say.


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    mad muffin
    Registered Users Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    Nope.


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    demanufactured
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,756 ✭✭✭demanufactured


    Nope.


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    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    I didnt fart, my ass just loves you so much, it blew you a kiss.


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    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    An empty house is better than a bad lodger.


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    ElleEm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭ElleEm


    I hold them in. He doesn't need to witness that!


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    5starpool
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    Sometimes I do in bed but not elsewhere generally, and I am pretty damn windy.


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    #9
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    ElleEm wrote: »
    I hold them in. He doesn't need to witness that!

    Bad idea.


    Then they just travel up your spine into your brain and thats where sh*tty ideas come from!!


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    #10
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users Posts: 28,394 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    I blame it on the baby.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Mister Vain wrote: »
    Or are you comfortable enough to fart in their presence?

    It's not about being comfortable, it's about manners.

    No, if I have to break wind I do it in private, preferably the bathroom. I'd assume no one wants to breath in fecal spores any more than I do.

    Farting in company is terrible manners and you wouldn't do it in front of a stranger, I don't see why an OH deserves less respect than a stranger.


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    Panthro
    Registered Users Posts: 14,692 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    Depends... leather sofas just have no give. The wind will rise.
    Proper sofas with big cushions on the other hand...
    As a hippy once said "wherever you blow...Blow freely my friend..."

    Dam hippies.


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    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users Posts: 3,747 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    No we both parp on front of each other.


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    Mister Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 6,040 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Candie wrote: »
    It's not about being comfortable, it's about manners.

    No, if I have to break wind I do it in private, preferably the bathroom. I'd assume no one wants to breath in fecal spores any more than I do.

    Farting in company is terrible manners and you wouldn't do it in front of a stranger, I don't see why an OH deserves less respect than a stranger.

    Hoooookaaaay....


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    cantdecide
    Registered Users Posts: 11,465 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    Suggested sub- question;

    If your OH accidentally or otherwise let's one go, do you react/ comment/ joke or try to spare their feelings?


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    #16
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 6,040 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    cantdecide wrote: »
    Suggested sub- question;

    If your OH accidentally or otherwise let's one go, do you react/ comment/ joke or try to spare their feelings?

    Depends on how bad the fart is. Sometimes you have to release a test fart.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHIvCKoCVBw


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    vicwatson
    Registered Users Posts: 28,403 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Women don't fart, they just cough in their knickers !


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    #18
    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    A feed of curry and beer and let one rip in bed, leave it simmer and then trap her under the covers


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    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    Na we both find them funny, luckily. Honestly if I had to fart and he was in the other room I might follow him in there before I let rip


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    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users Posts: 3,747 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    cantdecide wrote: »
    Suggested sub- question;

    If your OH accidentally or otherwise let's one go, do you react/ comment/ joke or try to spare their feelings?
    I usually say 'Get out and walk'


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    #21
    The_Valeyard
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    Braden Flat Sty wrote: »
    Na we both find them funny, luckily. Honestly if I had to fart and he was in the other room I might follow him in there before I let rip

    Marking your territory are we :P


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    WinnyThePoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,417 ✭✭✭WinnyThePoo


    Sheep Lover wrote: »
    A feed of curry and beer and let one rip in bed, leave it simmer and then trap her under the covers

    Think that's called a Dutch oven.


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    #23
    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users Posts: 3,747 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    Sheep Lover wrote: »
    A feed of curry and beer and let one rip in bed, leave it simmer and then trap her under the covers
    A vindaloo or a phall after a feed of either guinness or smithwicks works better. My wife has had to get in to bed with our toddler because of my cabbage gas after an indian/ale night


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    #24
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 6,040 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Winny the poo used to fart on Eeyore.


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    #25
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    Nah, I don't hold it in and neither does he.

    I don't go out of my way to fart in front of him but if it happens, it happens.

    He usually laughs or makes a joking shocked face


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    #26
    XplaygirlX
    Registered Users Posts: 350 ✭✭XplaygirlX


    Farts are hilarious. Anyone who doesn't think so obviously doesn't have a sence of humour


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    Medusa22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭Medusa22


    In the beginning of courtship I held them in alright, as I didn't want to appear rude or unladylike, and I do try to leave the room or go to the bathroom sometimes, but I can't be going to the bathroom every time I have to fart, so no, I don't hold them in (and it isn't good for you either). I used to do that years ago with an ex and he said that I spent the whole night farting away in my sleep so there's no point, farts find a way out :pac:


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    #28
    TheNobleKipper
    Closed Accounts Posts: 158 ✭✭TheNobleKipper


    Medusa22 wrote: »
    there's no point, farts find a way out :pac:

    ...And the award for the poetic masterpiece of the day goes to .....YOU!


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    #29
    Halloween Jack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,658 ✭✭✭Halloween Jack


    I don't but wish she did. (She doesn't)

    Yes I'm aware that's a breathtaking double standard and make no apologies for it


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    #30
    fuzzypickle
    Registered Users Posts: 48 ✭fuzzypickle


    I do. He doesn't anymore. He lets rip all over the place.

    Massive, massive turn-off!


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    #31
    beks101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,802 ✭✭✭beks101


    Honestly, I just don't fart all that often that I need to worry about holding in my farts around people. What are all y'all eating?


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