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Which of the Ten Commandments have you broken?

  • 16-10-2015 08:12AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,037 ✭✭✭✭


    Which of the Ten Commandments have you broken?

    Which of the Ten Commandments have you broken? 1131 votes

    1) I am the LORD your God. You shall worship the Lord your God and Him only shall you serve.
    0%
    2) You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain.
    12%
    _Kaiser_seamusneGevCalibospaddyman[Deleted User]Gazpickarooneyweemcd[Deleted User]El Nickthe_barfly1[Deleted User]ConarCanis LupuseviltimebanKamikaze CasperWibbsch750536Zebra3 138 votes
    3) Remember to keep holy the Sabbath day.
    15%
    _Kaiser_seamusneGevCalibospaddyman[Deleted User]GazpickarooneyRed AlertweemcdHal1[Deleted User]El Nickthe_barfly1[Deleted User]ConarSouthernBelleCanis LupuseviltimebanKamikaze Casper 172 votes
    4) Honor your father and your mother.
    15%
    _Kaiser_seamusneGevCalibospaddyman[Deleted User]GazpickarooneyweemcdHal1[Deleted User]El Nickthe_barfly1[Deleted User]ConarSouthernBelleCanis LupuseviltimebanKamikaze CasperWibbs 172 votes
    5) You shall not kill.
    9%
    _Kaiser_seamus[Deleted User]GazpickarooneyRed Alert[Deleted User]El NickConarCanis Lupusch750536Zebra3cantdecideMonkeyTennisTiggerShenshenKerranJastcolm_mcmAnonoBoyP_1 104 votes
    6) You shall not commit adultery.
    1%
    seamuspaddymanRed AlertCanis LupusbikorecyclebinSunnyislandinc21Lenin Skynardknucklehead6thelad95petrolcanSatrialeTimberrrrrrrrwhatismyname 15 votes
    7) You shall not steal.
    5%
    seamusGazweemcd[Deleted User]the_barfly1Canis LupusWibbsZebra3MonkeyTennisTiggerShenshenDuffhowamidifferentP_1tampopopq0n1ct4ve8zf5Lollipops23HalloweenJackCruelCointeaholic 58 votes
    8) You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
    12%
    seamuspaddyman[Deleted User]Gazpickarooney[Deleted User]El Nickthe_barfly1[Deleted User]ConarCanis LupuseviltimebanKamikaze CasperWibbsch750536bikoZebra3cantdecideMonkeyTennisrecyclebin 138 votes
    9) You shall not covet your neighbor's wife.
    6%
    seamusneGevpaddymanGazEl Nickthe_barfly1ConarCanis LupusInnervisionZebra3recyclebinTiggerShenshencolm_mcmAnonoBoyP_1M5NoxintampopoDay Lewin 77 votes
    10) You shall not covet your neighbor's goods.
    10%
    _Kaiser_seamusneGevCalibospaddymanGazpickarooneyRed Alertweemcd[Deleted User]El Nickthe_barfly1ConarSouthernBelleCanis LupuseviltimebanWibbsInnervisionch750536biko 119 votes
    None of the above.
    12%
    _Kaiser_seamusneGevCalibospaddymanGazpickarooneyRed Alertweemcd[Deleted User]El Nickthe_barfly1ConarSouthernBelleCanis LupuseviltimebanKamikaze CasperWibbsInnervisionch750536 138 votes


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    10) You shall not covet your neighbor's goods.
    All 12 of them ...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭GAAman


    You first, holy joe


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,666 ✭✭✭Pink Fairy


    9...stupid threads will get me the full 10 though.... Thou shalt not kill, we'll just see about that!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,801 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    It's kinda like Pokémon, gotta break them all


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,292 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    None of the above.
    All of them :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,453 ✭✭✭Shenshen


    None of the above.
    Damn, nearly had the full set there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    I've kept them all.

    But excuse me for a mo, I have to go and beat my slaves...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,404 ✭✭✭JustShon


    None of the above.
    This could be interesting. I don't really care who keeps to / doesn't keep to the ten commandments but it'd be interesting to see which ones are the most commonly broken.

    Ticked everything bar adultery and murder m'self.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,453 ✭✭✭Shenshen


    None of the above.
    JustShon wrote: »
    This could be interesting. I don't really care who keeps to / doesn't keep to the ten commandments but it'd be interesting to see which ones are the most commonly broken.

    Ticked everything bar adultery and murder m'self.

    I would have expected more people owning up to being liars, to be honest ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    10) You shall not covet your neighbor's goods.
    Number nine is the hardest .


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,037 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    8) You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
    Hi Neighbour.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,585 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    Nice try, Satan. Do your own Judgement Day admin, ya lazy ****


  • Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    You get a smack in the head with a steel chair for every commandment broken. That's the punishment.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,486 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    Which of the Ten Commandments have you broken?

    All of them.

    And that's just since I got up this morning.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,336 ✭✭✭furiousox


    I have coveted my neighbour's ox.

    You are a khaki coloured bombardier, it's Hiroshima that you're nearing.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,647 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    None of the above.
    Is the "don't kill" one still limited to just people? I scored 8 if so. Can't remember ever bearing false witness.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    Commandments, you mean challenges


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,701 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    None of the above.
    8 or 9


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    I'm a good boy but the GF broke the most forgotten and important one yesterday:
    Thou shalt not eat thy partner's last Easi-Single slice

    She's been thoroughly punished and must repay me by the way of a donkey and 2 red cabbages.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Thou shalt not trespass, queue skippers!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭donegaLroad


    The 10 Commandments of the Christian bible are a condensed version of the 42 Commandments of Ancient Egypt.


    THE 42 COMMANDMENTS OF ANCIENT EGYPT

    I.
    Thou shalt not kill, nor bid anyone kill.

    II.
    Thou shalt not commit adultery or rape.

    III.
    Thou shalt not avenge thyself nor burn with rage.

    IV.
    Thou shalt not cause terror.

    V.
    Thou shalt not assault anyone nor cause anyone pain.

    VI.
    Thou shalt not cause misery.

    VII.
    Thou shalt not do any harm to man or to animals.

    VIII.
    Thou shalt not cause the shedding of tears.

    IX.
    Thou shalt not wrong the people nor bear them any evil intent.

    X.
    Thou shalt not steal nor take that which does not belong to you.

    XI.
    Thou shalt not take more than thy fair share of food.

    XII.
    Thou shalt not damage the crops, the fields, or the trees.

    XIII.
    Thou shalt not deprive anyone of what is rightfully theirs.

    XIV.
    Thou shalt not bear false witness, nor support false allegations.

    XV.
    Thou shalt not lie, nor speak falsely to the hurt of another.

    XVI.
    Thou shalt not use fiery words nor stir up any strife.

    XVII.
    Thou shalt not speak or act deceitfully to the hurt of another.

    XVIII.
    Thou shalt not speak scornfully against others.

    XIX.
    Thou shalt not eavesdrop.

    XX.
    Thou shalt not ignore the truth or words of righteousness.

    XXI.
    Thou shalt not judge anyone hastily or harshly.

    XXII.
    Thou shalt not disrespect sacred places.

    XXIII.
    Thou shalt cause no wrong to be done to any workers or prisoners.

    XXIV.
    Thou shalt not be angry without good reason.

    XXV.
    Thou shalt not hinder the flow of running water.

    XXVI.
    Thou shalt not waste the running water.

    XXVII.
    Thou shalt not pollute the water or the land.

    XXVIII.
    Thou shalt not take God's name in vain.

    XXIX.
    Thou shalt not despise nor anger God.

    XXX.
    Thou shalt not steal from God.

    XXXI.
    Thou shalt not give excessive offerings nor less than what is due.

    XXXII.
    Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's goods.

    XXXIII.
    Thou shalt not steal from nor disrespect the dead.

    XXXIV.
    Thou shalt remember and observe the appointed holy days.

    XXXV.
    Thou shalt not hold back the offerings due God.

    XXXVI.
    Thou shalt not interfere with sacred rites.

    XXXVII.
    Thou shalt not slaughter with evil intent any sacred animals.

    XXXVIII.
    Thou shalt not act with guile or insolence.

    XXXIX.
    Thou shalt not be unduly proud nor act with arrogance.

    XL.
    Thou shalt not magnify your condition beyond what is appropriate.

    XLI.
    Thou shalt do no less than your daily obligations require.

    XLII.
    Thou shalt obey the law and commit no treason.





    The 42 Principles of Ma'at, the Goddess who personified the ideals of Truth and Righteousness, were known to all the ancient Egyptians. They have been rephrased here in Biblical Commandment form to make them more intelligible and familiar to moderns. In the original form they were preceded with "I have not" as in "I have not stolen." The Egyptians believed that when they died, their souls would be judged by these principles. Moses and the Israelites, who were originally Egyptians, would have been familiar with these principles, but after wandering for forty years they seem to have only remembered 8 of them (those highlighted in orange). Moses added three new non-secular commandments; the one about not honoring the other gods, the honoring of their parents, and the one that included their neighbor's wives and slaves as coveted chattel.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,782 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK


    9) You shall not covet your neighbor's wife.
    It should be noted 'your neighbour' is anyone you know or meet.

    I think a lot are breaking the 8th commandment when they did this poll, you never tell lies? Not even a white lie?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,404 ✭✭✭JustShon


    None of the above.
    RobertKK wrote: »
    It should be noted 'your neighbour' is anyone you know or meet.

    I think a lot are breaking the 8th commandment when they did this poll, you never tell lies? Not even a white lie?

    I think it's down to not understanding the commandment really. I'd imagine some people don't realise that it's a really convoluted way of saying "Don't lie."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    4) Honor your father and your mother.
    RobertKK wrote: »
    It should be noted 'your neighbour' is anyone you know or meet.

    I think a lot are breaking the 8th commandment when they did this poll, you never tell lies? Not even a white lie?

    Do white lies count? I don't think I ever lie, but I might be conning myself there. Actually, does lying to yourself count? Because if it does, well slap my thigh and call me Pinocchio.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,365 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    what about the much more important 11th commandment?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12 King of the Hotcups


    Most of them!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,365 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    some very confused people on here. Somehow they have managed to break "none of the above" and other commandments at the same time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,443 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Jim Jefferies commandment is the only one anybody should need.

    "Don't be a cnut"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,647 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    None of the above.
    RobertKK wrote: »
    It should be noted 'your neighbour' is anyone you know or meet.

    I think a lot are breaking the 8th commandment when they did this poll, you never tell lies? Not even a white lie?
    I took 'baring false witness' to be lying about someone rather than just telling lies in general. I must have been asleep during that catechism lesson. I'll have to add that to my score so. Brings me up to 9.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭Medusa22


    None of the above.
    Most of them.


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