The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

Billy86 · 15-10-2015 07:30PM

and still ricky villa wrote: »

Could be a shaming thing
I have been warned by the wife to stop calling our 2 year old Beyonce in public when she does her independent woman thing. Just in case someone thinks it's real
Her real name is reasonably normal

Latisha? Shaniqua?

and still ricky villa · 15-10-2015 07:35PM

Billy86 wrote: »

Latisha? Shaniqua?

I ain't spilling on here!

Reminds me of friends of my brother, in Australia, who were torn between Shania and Rhianna for their baby so they compromised on Shanianna

Hotblack Desiato · 15-10-2015 08:49PM

George White wrote: »

Heard a mother telling her son, "Raphael, come here now, Raphael!"
I wonder does he have three brothers at home called Leonardo, Michelangelo and Donatello.

Could be a tribute to Raphael Patrick "Ray" Burke ?

Aloysius, now there's a name that was common once upon a time you never hear any more.

KatW4 · 15-10-2015 09:58PM

not yet wrote:

What ever happened to Bernie or Maggie or Kathleen..?

Hello

I HATE my name. It makes me feel so old

Joe prim · 15-10-2015 11:21PM

Witchie wrote: »

I love the name Freya. I know of one and my best friend is considering it for her baby if she gets a girl.

Lovely name, if your surname is Nordstrom or even Stark, not so much if it's Murphy or McEllistrim

RichardoKhan · 15-10-2015 11:23PM

Tarquin

PeteK* · 15-10-2015 11:29PM

Tescos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU9HSgHaZ24

KungPao · 15-10-2015 11:44PM

KatW4 wrote: »

Hello I HATE my name. It makes me feel so old

At least you'll grow into it!

Imagine being a 70 year old called Kylie or Brody or something :pac:

George White · 16-10-2015 07:36AM

KungPao wrote: »

At least you'll grow into it!

Imagine being a 70 year old called Kylie or Brody or something :pac:

Kylie has been a popular Aussie name was years, even before the rise of Minogue. My mother knew a Kylie, who'd be in her sixties now.

Hotblack Desiato · 16-10-2015 07:49AM

George White wrote: »

even before the rise of Minogue

Ah that reminds me. Over 20 years ago now... a tender loving dialogue between a mother and her little daughter

"CHARLEEEEUUUUUNNNNNN!!! CUMMMEEEEEUUURRRR!!!"

16-10-2015 07:57AM

not yet wrote: »

Yeah but in all fairness it's nuts for a little kid to be knocking around the inner city with a Norse gods name..

What ever happened to Bernie or Maggie or Kathleen..?:eek:

I just remembered that I know a guy from Blackpool, Cork who called his kid Odin

not yet · 16-10-2015 08:36AM

KatW4 wrote: »

Hello I HATE my name. It makes me feel so old

Ah...

The oldies but goldies, Ask yourself this, would you rather be stuck with Dixie-rose or Shannia or Danika. Nothing wrong with a good solid Catholic Name, sure it did no harm to me 12 sisters...:eek:

JanaMay · 16-10-2015 10:04AM

KatW4 I think the name Kathleen is lovely! Soft and feminine.

A friend of mine called her new son Vernon. Vern for short, because thats sooo much better!

KatW4 · 17-10-2015 08:35PM

not yet wrote:

The oldies but goldies, Ask yourself this, would you rather be stuck with Dixie-rose or Shannia or Danika. Nothing wrong with a good solid Catholic Name, sure it did no harm to me 12 sisters...

You're right, I wouldn't!

KatW4 · 17-10-2015 08:38PM

JanaMay wrote:

KatW4 I think the name Kathleen is lovely! Soft and feminine.

Thank you

I'm sure I'll start to like it eventually!

MistyCheese · 17-10-2015 08:40PM

I haven't personally come across this name but there are apparently 328 people (mostly girls) with the following moniker:

Abcde

Pronounced ab-sid-ee. All but 11 'Abcde's are children. It's thought to have originated in Hawaii.

XplaygirlX · 17-10-2015 08:47PM

Hotblack Desiato wrote:

"CHARLEEEEUUUUUNNNNNN!!! CUMMMEEEEEUUURRRR!!!"

lmao

Colser · 17-10-2015 08:48PM

KatW4 wrote: »

Thank you I'm sure I'll start to like it eventually!

Listen to the Thin Lizzy song "Cathleen"..beautiful song ..you cant but love the name after listening to it:)..slightly different spelling I know but ignore that;)

jacobwrench97 · 17-10-2015 08:50PM

North?

homemadecider · 17-10-2015 09:01PM

A friend of mine named his daughter Olympia. Oh dear.

KatW4 · 17-10-2015 09:15PM

Colser wrote:

Listen to the Thin Lizzy song "Cathleen"..beautiful song ..you cant but love the name after listening to it ..slightly different spelling I know but ignore that

Oh thank you, I will! Never heard it before! I love the one by David Gray.

stinkle · 17-10-2015 09:36PM

Not living in Ireland currently, so I get to hear some *ahem* interesting names. Two of my recent faves are Hartley and Pepper (both girl names)

KatW4 · 18-10-2015 07:42AM

stinkle wrote:

Not living in Ireland currently, so I get to hear some *ahem* interesting names. Two of my recent faves are Hartley and Pepper (both girl names)

:O Pepper is my cat's name! I can't imagine calling a child Pepper.

chughes · 18-10-2015 08:37AM

stinkle wrote: »

Not living in Ireland currently, so I get to hear some *ahem* interesting names. Two of my recent faves are Hartley and Pepper (both girl names)

A name not to be sneezed at.....

XplaygirlX · 19-10-2015 10:48AM

Heather
Farrah
Isabella
Christabelle
Ranay
Josefene
Sally

byronbay2 · 19-10-2015 10:56AM

stinkle wrote: »

Not living in Ireland currently, so I get to hear some *ahem* interesting names. Two of my recent faves are Hartley and Pepper (both girl names)

If her surname is Potts then it's cool.

Gwynplaine · 19-10-2015 11:06AM

Cousin of mine called the young lad Barkley.
Barkley Murphy. Jesus wept.
Heard of a couple who called their daughter Selma. Yeah that'll turn out well in school, Smellma.
Some people never think through of the consequences.

and still ricky villa · 19-10-2015 11:48AM

byronbay2 wrote: »

If her surname is Potts then it's cool.

Not if her middle name is Amy it isn't

Pepper Amy, Pepperami, a bit of an animal

I'll get my coat.......

2ndcoming · 20-10-2015 11:52AM

eminemlover wrote: »

Heather
Farrah
Isabella
Christabelle
Ranay
Josefene
Sally

Heather is a standard, Sally and Isabella are as well and are actually nice names? Christabelle and Ranay you're getting warmer.

stop animal cruelty · 20-10-2015 12:57PM

Maggie may
Peggy
Nora

Why

The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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