Liverpool FC Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2015/16 (*EVERYONE READ MOD POST in OP)

D'Agger wrote: »

That's all I needed....scumbag :pac:

So you're going to report me for pretending to report posts?

A reportception, of sorts. Evil ****.

Knex. wrote: »

I spent the weekend with a bunch of lads from college, whereby I put the words, "Jurgen Klopp", into pretty much every song I could. This also spread into everyday vernacular, such as "Ah lads, any club but Kloppers". Or when they started singing their own songs, telling them they've breached Kloppywrite.


Some Classics:

Build me up, Jurgen Klopp Baby
If You're Happy And You Know it, Klopp Your Hands.
All We Need is Klopp
Jurgen Is The Gaffer
Klopp, Klopp, Klopp.

It was a good weekend.

I think you may have had to have been there .......




:pac:

Knex. wrote: »

The thing you need to realise about D'Aggs is, well, he's from Kerry.

Well then, I am very sorry for his troubles. Living in Kerry is akin to wiping your hole with a cactus, except the cactus also has a sh1te accent.

Sorry again D'Agger. I can't even imagine having to live there, in the arse of the country.

Potential Underachiever wrote: »

Well 15-20mins against weak opposition is a bit small of a sample size. It's unclear to me what Can's best position is at this stage, he looks like a good footballer and athlete but I'm not sure if he should be defensive, box to box on the bench or what, he's a hard player to gauge, Klopp will know what to do hopefully.

Can reminds me a bit of Sami Khedira. Not your typical defensive midfielder, but can do a job there. Also capable of adding some attacking threat when called upon, spray a good pass, offer support to all positions around him.
There is the makings of a really good player in there somewhere, hopefully Klopp can nurture that ability into a decent player.
Same can be said for a lot of players in our squad, they have the qualities to be good players, we just weren't seeing it much under Rodgers for the last couple of years.

I went all out for lunch as the other half is being a right selfish bitch and gone away for a few days leaving me to cook and fend for myself.
If it can't be cooked in one pot, I can't cook it.
So it's sandwich week all week.

Brown bread mini baps with mature red cheddar, a heap of lettuce, a tomato, fourteen slices of ham (no sorry four thin slices of ham please) Mayo and brown sauce.
A tin of Pepsi poured into a glass with all the fizz drank before it settled.

OwaynOTT wrote: »

A tin of Pepsi poured into a glass with all the fizz drank before it settled.

Pepsi? I knew you were weird, but JESUS...

martyos121 wrote: »

Turkey. Bread. With a side of disappointment.

Lunch Marty .... it's the future.











Jeez, I sounded like Dr. Emmett Brown there !

Pepsi Max is nicer than all the other cokes. I don't care if I get carded.

Knex. wrote: »

Want to blow your mind? Couscous is pasta, not rice.

Semolina.

corwill wrote: »

Semolina.

That word always reminds me of the ad in the 80s -

Semolina, Semolina — just whisk and serve
Semolina’s new, Semolina’s first!
Bird’s have turned good old semolina into
deliciously creamy tasting Whisk and Serve Semolina.
Semolina, Semolina just what they deserve
Semolina whisk, Semolina stir
[Tune: Thumbelina]

ok, ok...as funny as all this is, can we get back on topic please?

It's the Liverpool Superthread.

There is an off-topic thread.

Or Boards has a great Food & Drink forum on the site located here if you want to continue this discussion ad nauseum - http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=35.

K. Thx. Bye.

Harry Palmr wrote: »

Anyway! Transfers

Andre Ayew, Gundogan, Rubén Neves,

Ardre Ayew offered to play for Liverpool for free till January during the summer to show he was good enough now he probably cost £15m if we do go back in for him.