Liverpool FC Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2015/16 (*EVERYONE READ MOD POST in OP)

5starpool · 08-10-2015 09:47PM

Kerrigooney wrote: »

My brother in law is getting married at the same time as our game against Spurs.

Hunky dory for you lads with your celebrating and your gifs and whatnot but I have a wedding to sabotage.

corwill · 08-10-2015 09:47PM

Kerrigooney wrote: »

My brother in law is getting married at the same time as our game against Spurs.

Hunky dory for you lads with your celebrating and your gifs and whatnot but I have a wedding to sabotage.

"in law", yerra he can go and f...

08-10-2015 09:48PM

What a magical day

Kerrigooney · 08-10-2015 09:49PM

5starpool wrote: »

I'm gutted. I think I've got the job of putting the ribbons and balloons on the cars so I might be able to sneak away to the pub.

Vicxas · 08-10-2015 09:49PM

This has gone from the worst thread on Boards to the equivalent of text cocaine.

Very exciting times ahead

OwaynOTT · 08-10-2015 09:50PM

LuckyLloyd wrote: »

That's what a managerial "upgrade" is.

Yeah but it's a 36 month contract. What happened to 18 month contracts and sure if we get him water damaged in the meantime, we have to pay full price for a new manager.

5starpool · 08-10-2015 09:51PM

Kerrigooney wrote: »

I'm gutted. I think I've got the job of putting the ribbons and balloons on the cars so I might be able to sneak away to the pub.

Delegate with the help of a €20 note to a relatively trustworthy teenager and get yourself to the pub. Feck them, no one will notice you're gone probably.

Royal Legend · 08-10-2015 09:55PM

I think we have been conned, those Germans are not that good at football anymore

if this goes as well as we all think, (hope and pray) then should we re-name the Kop, the Klopp

Harry Palmr · 08-10-2015 09:55PM

I can tell you one thing - I don't want Klopp to bother with Hummels and Gundogand, maybe a cheeky bid for O'Shea and Long.

MD1990 · 08-10-2015 09:56PM

https://twitter.com/LFC/status/652239420607852544

nice tweet from the club. Lets hope both clubs have great seasons ahead.

Iused2likebusts · 08-10-2015 09:56PM

Harry Palmr wrote: »

I can tell you one thing - I don't want Klopp to bother with Hummels and Gundogand, maybe a cheeky bid for O'Shea and Long.

They both signed for Utd last may I thought.

Harry Palmr · 08-10-2015 09:58PM

Ah Mr Hubris strikes again.

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Gbear · 08-10-2015 10:01PM

His Kloppness' first 10 games:

Spuds (A)
Kazan (H)
Southampton (H)
B'Mouth (H)
Chelsea (A)
Kazan (A)
Palace (H)
City (A)
Bordeaux (H)
Swansea (H)

Tough.

If we're still floundering a bit after that we're into a fairly straightforward December.
Hopefully that'll be a chance to settle down and get some momentum going. Might be too late for EL or LC by then but we'll have to see.

Very curious to see how he goes about getting this squad off the ground - will he slowly integrate it for the time being and try to be quite reserved until we reach that December pit stop or will he just have us go at spurs like a ravening horde from the get go?

As excited as I am, I have no idea what to expect. I'm fairly sure things aren't going to go smoothly straight away though - we're already months into the season and even if this team has used elements of the style Klopp likes to play at times, it's going to be a lot harder to hit the ground running when the rest of the league has already shaken off the summer cobwebs.

Royal Legend · 08-10-2015 10:02PM

Can't get "ring of fire" out of my head tonight

cannot wait to hear what song Klopp gets off the Kop.

OwaynOTT · 08-10-2015 10:03PM

Gbear wrote: »

His Kloppness' first 10 games:

Spuds (A)
Kazan (H)
Southampton (H)
B'Mouth (H)
Chelsea (A)
Kazan (A)
Palace (H)
City (A)
Bordeaux (H)
Swansea (H)

Tough.
.

Should get 30 points from those games and be top of the league by Christmas. Next year is definitely our year!

5starpool · 08-10-2015 10:05PM

OwaynOTT wrote: »

Should get 30 points from those games and be top of the league by Christmas. Next year is definitely our year!

If they start awarding premier league points for Europa League and League games we might be in with a chance alright.

murpho999 · 08-10-2015 10:06PM

corwill wrote: »

I know he wasn't looking at her tits because she simply doesn't have any.

Tusky · 08-10-2015 10:08PM

Klopp's preferred 11?

Sturridge/Benteke

Firmino

Coutiniho

Ings

Milner---Henderson

Moreno----Sakho----Skrtel

Clyne

Mingolet

cunnifferous · 08-10-2015 10:12PM

murpho999 wrote: »

I know he wasn't looking at her tits because she simply doesn't have any.

Keep it classy

J Mysterio · 08-10-2015 10:14PM

OwaynOTT wrote: »

Yeah but it's a 36 month contract. What happened to 18 month contracts and sure if we get him water damaged in the meantime, we have to pay full price for a new manager.

Get to fck

Grayditch · 08-10-2015 10:15PM

Jaysus.

K-9 · 08-10-2015 10:16PM

Tusky wrote: »

Klopp's preferred 11?
Sturridge/Benteke

Firmino
Coutiniho
Ings
Milner---Henderson

Moreno----Sakho----Skrtel
Clyne
Mingolet

That's upside down.

Well I think so anyway!

murpho999 · 08-10-2015 10:20PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGFwJ2xsgvU

He's done his first interview in Dublin.

Tusky · 08-10-2015 10:29PM

K-9 wrote: »

That's upside down.

Well I think so anyway!

Yeah but it makes more sense doesn't it? I'm a trendsetter.

murpho999 · 08-10-2015 10:37PM

cunnifferous wrote: »

Keep it classy

Just telling the truth,nothing unclassy about that.

MightyMandarin · 08-10-2015 10:38PM

murpho999 wrote: »

I know he wasn't looking at her tits because she simply doesn't have any.

I'm not saying you're wrong, but that's bad out man.

Also, she's still pretty hot so it wouldn't bother most men, including myself.

Ulysses Gaze · 08-10-2015 10:40PM

niallo27 · 08-10-2015 10:45PM

MightyMandarin wrote: »

I'm not saying you're wrong, but that's bad out man.

Also, she's still pretty hot so it wouldn't bother most men, including myself.

Why is it bad. She has none. He is just pointing out the truth.

murpho999 · 08-10-2015 10:46PM

MightyMandarin wrote: »

I'm not saying you're wrong, but that's bad out man.

Also, she's still pretty hot so it wouldn't bother most men, including myself.

I never said she wasn't pretty just pointing out that she's flat chested so Brendan wasn't doing what he was accused of.

No need to get so moralistic about it.

Knex* · 08-10-2015 10:47PM

Last time we hired a manager, we went with Rodgers who we hoped that when he reached his potential, he would be in the same class as Jurgen Klopp.

This time, we just went out and got Jurgen Klopp.

I hope we see a similar trend with regards to transfers in the future.

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