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Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

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  • #1292
    razorblunt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    ElChe32 wrote: »
    Anyone who wears beats...or over sized headphones in general. As soon as I see a díck wearing a pair of beats I automatically think they are looking for a swift roundhouse to the face.

    This "Roundhouse" kick stuff, normally said by lads that would get blown over by a strong wind and would struggle to get their leg up on a wall to tie their shoelace.


  • #1293
    Merv the perv
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21 ✭Merv the perv


    ElChe32 wrote: »
    Anyone who wears beats...or over sized headphones in general. As soon as I see a díck wearing a pair of beats I automatically think they are looking for a swift roundhouse to the face.

    Why does it make you so angry about what headphones people use to listen to music ?


  • #1294
    OldMrBrennan83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,658 ✭✭✭✭OldMrBrennan83


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  • #1295
    Merv the perv
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21 ✭Merv the perv


    Patww79 wrote: »
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    Still very immature behavior.


  • #1296
    antonymin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 346 ✭✭antonymin


    Boring username wrote: »
    What sets your alarm bells ringing that someone is a bit of an arsehole? For me, there are a handful of things that almost always ring true (although there have been very, very rare exceptions in general.)

    1. Wearing a trendy Palestinian type scarf. Always a major indicator that a know it all, insufferable bore is about to lecture you with their 'right on' views of the world. Sometimes accompanied by a neckbeard and general scruffiness.

    2. A cokehead. I don't think I ever met a cokehead who wasn't a prick. It really is a great way of identifying a jumped up big time wannabe. Avoid.

    3. Any of that corporate speak i.e. "going forward, we'll touch base, from the get-go, out of the ballpark etc".



    You are cordially invited to vent you rage and misgivings in your own words.

    The term "tosser" derives from the Dickens word "tosspot" which means a heavy drinker who tosses back his pot of ale quickly and frequently. :cool:


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  • #1297
    Into The Blue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Into The Blue


    Merv the perv wrote: »
    Still very immature behavior.

    What beats have you got?


  • #1298
    osarusan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,849 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    Merv the perv wrote: »
    Still very immature behavior.
    Merv the Perv does not approve of such immature behaviour?


  • #1299
    Merv the perv
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21 ✭Merv the perv


    Into The Blue wrote: »
    What beats have you got?

    I don't even wear beats or any giant headphones for that matter.
    osarusan wrote: »
    Merv the Perv does not approve of such immature behaviour?

    Yeah like why does it concern people about others like to do or wear ? The only **** imo are the ones judging these people.


  • #1300
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Merv the perv wrote: »
    I don't even wear beats or any giant headphones for that matter.



    Yeah like why does it concern people about others like to do or wear ? The only **** imo are the ones judging these people.

    But you're judging them judging them, that makes you some kind of wanker squared.

    Wanker ²


  • #1301
    Merv the perv
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21 ✭Merv the perv


    Omackeral wrote: »
    But you're judging them judging them, that makes you some kind of wanker squared.

    Wanker ²

    Huh, I'm not judging anyone.


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  • #1302
    OldMrBrennan83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,658 ✭✭✭✭OldMrBrennan83


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  • #1303
    Merv the perv
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21 ✭Merv the perv


    Patww79 wrote: »
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    It's constructive judgement.


  • #1304
    OldMrBrennan83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,658 ✭✭✭✭OldMrBrennan83


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  • #1305
    Merv the perv
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21 ✭Merv the perv


    Patww79 wrote: »
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    I'm not going to win here am I ?


  • #1306
    OldMrBrennan83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,658 ✭✭✭✭OldMrBrennan83


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  • #1307
    Bulbous Salutation
    Closed Accounts Posts: 882 ✭✭✭Bulbous Salutation


    It's probably been mentioned a couple of times at this stage, but pasty-faced Irishmen with dreadlocks.


  • #1308
    magentis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,249 ✭✭✭magentis


    They use the dreadlocks to hide their beats.


  • #1309
    Stacksofwacks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,575 ✭✭✭Stacksofwacks


    everybody is a wanker, some just don't admit it. I have a friend who says he never **** cos he thinks its weird. I think he's weird..


  • #1310
    Noobas2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8 ✭Noobas2


    utter retards who put cardboard cups of coffee/tea into a bin?????? wtf is wrong with people ill slap the face off them when i catch them


  • #1311
    Merv the perv
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21 ✭Merv the perv


    Noobas2 wrote: »
    utter retards who put cardboard cups of coffee/tea into a bin?????? wtf is wrong with people ill slap the face off them when i catch them

    Where should they put them then ?


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  • #1312
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Stacksofwacks wrote: »
    everybody is a wanker, some just don't admit it. I have a friend who says he never **** cos he thinks its weird. I think he's weird..

    It's a natural thing for a man to jack himself off. His behaviour is weird, it's a healthy activity to be pumping off on a regular basis.

    Especially for males of 18-35.


  • #1313
    tupenny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,439 ✭✭✭tupenny


    DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »
    It's a natural thing for a man to jack himself off. His behaviour is weird, it's a healthy activity to be pumping off on a regular basis.

    Especially for males of 18-35.

    Women too. Those who say they don't are liars


  • #1314
    Stacksofwacks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,575 ✭✭✭Stacksofwacks


    DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »
    It's a natural thing for a man to jack himself off. His behaviour is weird, it's a healthy activity to be pumping off on a regular basis.

    Especially for males of 18-35.

    ya he's a weird guy in general, grew up in an old fashioned catholic homestead type, but he's obsessed with sex but says he never ****..hmmm


  • #1315
    Stacksofwacks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,575 ✭✭✭Stacksofwacks


    No ****tin, if you are driving in the car with him and he sees a hot bird, he practically stops the car to stare at her lost in his own world, and then he proceeds to lecture you about how unclean **** is. I have no idea if he is messing half the time but he sure confuses the hell outta me!


  • #1316
    MEGA BRO WOLF 5000
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,779 ✭✭✭✭MEGA BRO WOLF 5000


    Noobas2 wrote: »
    utter retards who put cardboard cups of coffee/tea into a bin?????? wtf is wrong with people ill slap the face off them when i catch them

    O...K...


  • #1317
    Into The Blue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Into The Blue


    Noobas2 wrote: »
    utter retards who put cardboard cups of coffee/tea into a bin?????? wtf is wrong with people ill slap the face off them when i catch them

    'the fück do you do with them?
    Your gaff must be like an episode of Hoarders, Buried Alive..


  • #1318
    whatdoicare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭whatdoicare


    Into The Blue wrote: »
    'the fück do you do with them?
    Your gaff must be like an episode of Hoarders, Buried Alive..

    Does the poster mean cardboard cups full of tea/coffee into the bin?

    That's pretty wankerish tbh. Worked in a restaurant and the amount of times id change the bin only for the whole thing to be leaking all over the place coz some wanker threw a full cup of their drink in the bin instead of leaving it on top of the bin for me to empty into the sink.

    ****.


  • #1319
    The Dogs Bollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 360 ✭✭The Dogs Bollix


    People that don't apologize and they are clearly in the wrong. Total tossers.


  • #1320
    Garzorico
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,236 ✭✭✭Garzorico


    People who tell you they are going "travelling" when in fact they are going on holidays. Or indeed people who tell you 'such and such' is going 'travelling' when in fact they are going on holidays.
    Just coz it's not Magaluf doesn't mean it's not holidays.

    W*nkers.


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  • #1321
    lanos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 600 ✭✭✭lanos


    tupenny wrote: »
    Women too. Those who say they don't are liars

    it is accepted that most men do it a lot
    it is accepted that some women do it a bit

    beyond that i don't know how you can be so sure
    unless you're a woman with loads of girlfriends who are happy to confide in you with all their DIY secrets


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