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Shortest time between intro and sex

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  • #32
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Saipanne wrote: »
    So, what is the time record for you between meeting someone for the first time, and having sex with them.

    Rules:

    1) It cannot be paid for, i.e. a prostitute

    2) Fooling around doesn't count, I'm talking the whole way here

    For me, it was around 20-30 mins. I met some girl in a club in Bangkok, she had zero English so we just got on with the physical side pretty fast. A very short walk back to the hotel and we went at it straight away. Afterwards she just left and I was back with my mates.

    So, what's your record time?

    Who got an erection first ?


  • #33
    johnayo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,717 ✭✭✭johnayo


    Was chloroform used in any of these instances:rolleyes:


  • #34
    The Corinthian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,772 ✭✭✭✭The Corinthian


    Saipanne wrote: »
    So, what's your record time?
    Under a minute.


  • #35
    Mantis Toboggan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 19,564 ✭✭✭✭Mantis Toboggan


    osarusan wrote: »
    8 minutes with my perfected PUA technique that I learned on here.

    Hyperneg and then Value Zingers and then that was that.

    I'll see your PUA technique and raise you the D.E.N.N.I.S system :)

    Free Palestine 🇵🇸



  • #36
    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    About half an hour. I worked with a load of spanish years ago and we often drank after work. One night a friend of theirs came along that id heard was a bit of a nympho so I was in there like swimwear.
    Within 20 minutes to a half hour of talking to her she brought me down to Blackrock dart station just behind the pub we were in and literally went to town on me


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  • #37
    eviltwin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    An hour


  • #38
    OneOfThem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 667 ✭✭✭OneOfThem


    Few seconds. In a dorm in a hostel. Bout 6am some girl (from Derry I later found out) came rocking in hammered out of her mind, kicked the heels off and landed herself into bed with me. "Think your bed's over there sweetheart" I says to her, nodding with my head to the empty bed across the room. "Aw that's miles away, can I just sleep here?" she says. "Sure go on so" says I, being the gentleman I am. Smiles at me, "Aw you're so nice", then sticks her hand between my legs and her tongue down my throat. Good times, good times.


  • #39
    Barely There
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Barely There


    fleet_admiral wrote: »
    About half an hour. I worked with a load of spanish years ago and we often drank after work. One night a friend of theirs came along that id heard was a bit of a nympho so I was in there like swimwear.
    Within 20 minutes to a half hour of talking to her she brought me down to Blackrock dart station just behind the pub we were in and literally went to town on me


    Piggyback?


  • #40
    JeffKenna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,816 ✭✭✭JeffKenna


    Does it have to be consensual to count?


  • #41
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,810 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    I used to be a bit of a divil for the one night stands. Quickest ever was probably about 10 - 15 minutes , was walking out of the pub and literally bumped (aka stumbled) into a very pretty girl, jokingly said to her "well seeing as we're friends now you may as well take me home with you" she said ok, come on, and off we toddled back to her place and straight into the sack. Went out with her 4 or 5 times after that. She was lovely.


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  • #42
    eamonnq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,014 ✭✭✭eamonnq


    fleet_admiral wrote: »
    she brought me down to Blackrock dart station just behind the pub we were in and literally went to town on me

    Are you a train?


  • #43
    Medusa22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭Medusa22


    I'd reckon about an hour.


  • #44
    Michael D Not Higgins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,223 ✭✭✭Michael D Not Higgins


    Dennis Reynolds wrote: »
    I'll see your PUA technique and raise you the D.E.N.N.I.S system :)

    They can't refuse... because of the implication.


  • #45
    pappyodaniel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,919 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel


    fleet_admiral wrote: »
    About half an hour. I worked with a load of spanish years ago and we often drank after work. One night a friend of theirs came along that id heard was a bit of a nympho so I was in there like swimwear.
    Within 20 minutes to a half hour of talking to her she brought me down to Blackrock dart station just behind the pub we were in and literally went to town on me

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  • #46
    frag420
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    johnayo wrote: »
    Was chloroform used in any of these instances:rolleyes:

    Yes........couldn't remember a thing afterwards!!


  • #47
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    frag420 wrote: »
    Yes........couldn't remember a thing afterwards!!
    JeffKenna wrote: »
    Does it have to be consensual to count?
    johnayo wrote: »
    Was chloroform used in any of these instances:rolleyes:

    MOD - Please refrain from comments that infer rape.
    Zero tolerence on this from here on.


  • #48
    Mother Brain
    Closed Accounts Posts: 255 ✭✭Mother Brain


    45 minutes. Due to crazy, drunken, after club hooking up while milling about waiting for people.


  • #49
    Paddyfield
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 509 ✭✭✭Paddyfield


    NachoBusiness wrote: »
    0 minutes, Early 90s, Cloak room, County Club, Dunshaughlin.

    ZERO MINUTES? Were you erect and were both of you naked?



    Is that club still open for business?


  • #50
    Saipanne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,882 ✭✭✭Saipanne


    Paddyfield wrote: »
    ZERO MINUTES? Were you erect and were both of you naked?



    Is that club still open for business?

    I think some people are confusing "intro" with "entry"...


  • #51
    MarriedButBi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 91 ✭✭MarriedButBi


    Zero minutes really. Was out with some mates in a club in Sydney, some guy pushing up against me on a pretty packed dance floor, followed me to the toilet, as I was closing the cubicle door he stopped me and pushed his way in, in more ways than one.


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  • #52
    arayess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,707 ✭✭✭arayess


    met a girl on harcourt street after coppers , she was in d2 that night though.
    am i going bakc to yours she asked after I said hello
    ok said me

    taxi took 30mins ....

    once i got a blow job off a girl in a club out the back where they stashed the kegs about 2 mins after meeting her.
    Afterward she said "i'm embarrassed I don't even know your name"
    Its' all good says me
    ...all good:)
    brought her home later but that was about 5 hours later.


  • #53
    MEGA BRO WOLF 5000
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,885 ✭✭✭✭MEGA BRO WOLF 5000


    Bangkok doesn't count OP.

    Fish in a barrel etc.


  • #54
    average hero
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 433 ✭✭average hero


    Couple of hours. Working as a bouncer had it's perks.


  • #55
    buck65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,969 ✭✭✭buck65


    19 year.


  • #56
    callaway92
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,322 ✭✭✭✭callaway92


    MarriedButBi wrote: »
    Zero minutes really. Was out with some mates in a club in Sydney, some guy pushing up against me on a pretty packed dance floor, followed me to the toilet, as I was closing the cubicle door he stopped me and pushed his way in, in more ways than one.

    jesus


  • #57
    The_Kew_Tour
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 35,764 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    About an Hour

    EVENFLOW



  • #58
    Kivaro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭Kivaro


    Saipanne wrote: »
    Damn straight.

    Err, no.


  • #59
    razorblunt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    ~30 minutes too, met in the lift, thanked her for holding the door open, the accent did all the work.
    Met the now (OH) a few weeks later. Not a bad story to go out on.
    Nowadays we have arguments in hotel lifts that means that's the last thing we do when we get to the room!


  • #60
    NachoBusiness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    Paddyfield wrote: »
    ZERO MINUTES? Were you erect and were both of you naked?

    She never introduced herself. I first spoke to her afterwards, outside. After we were ejected.
    Is that club still open for business?

    No idea. It was my debs.


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  • #61
    Buona Fortuna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    MarriedButBi wrote: »
    Zero minutes really. Was out with some mates in a club in Sydney, some guy pushing up against me on a pretty packed dance floor, followed me to the toilet, as I was closing the cubicle door he stopped me and pushed his way in, in more ways than one.

    That's Ozzie foreplay :eek:


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