Shortest time between intro and sex

Saipanne

So, what is the time record for you between meeting someone for the first time, and having sex with them.

Rules:

1) It cannot be paid for, i.e. a prostitute

2) Fooling around doesn't count, I'm talking the whole way here

For me, it was around 20-30 mins. I met some girl in a club in Bangkok, she had zero English so we just got on with the physical side pretty fast. A very short walk back to the hotel and we went at it straight away. Afterwards she just left and I was back with my mates.

So, what's your record time?

theteal

Glory hole. . .so eh. . .what was the question again?

Pink Lemons

Can't beat a Bangkok ladyboy for some quick and easy fun!

Wibbs

A couple of hours.

Saipanne

Pink Lemons wrote: »

Can't beat a Bangkok ladyboy for some quick and easy fun!

Damn straight.

the evasion_kid

The quickest I've ever seen happened to my mate while we were standing queing up outside to enter a club,a group of girls were leaving and one walked straight up to him and asked him did he want to go home with her(try that one the other way around lads).he walked 10 mins to her place and met back up with us about about an hour an a half later.

Fat Christy

2 weeks.

I lose at this game.

dodderangler

Wait wait wait.
You first give us rules to answer your question and then your story started off with you were in Bangkok???

Haha good one op

Menas

Fat Christy wrote: »

2 weeks.

I lose at this game.

Never!

Fat Christy

Menas wrote: »

It's probably because I pee in the shower.

Menas

Fat Christy wrote: »

It's probably because I pee in the shower.

Try not telling them about that until after the sex thing!

Penny Tration

Three days. That was after spending the full 72 hours in their company.

Fat Christy

Menas wrote: »

Try not telling them about that until after the sex thing!

Or until after the golden shower? \o/

No?

Okay.

Saipanne

dodderangler wrote: »

Wait wait wait.
You first give us rules to answer your question and then your story started off with you were in Bangkok???

Haha good one op

If she was a prostitute then she forgot to ask for money.

Pink Lemons

Fat Christy wrote: »

It's probably because I pee in the shower.

You'd be considered a perfect catch in many circles! Just make sure you're not in the middle of them :pac:

NachoBusiness

0 minutes, Early 90s, Cloak room, County Club, Dunshaughlin.

GLaDOS

Shortest probably about a month.

After that it moves into months and even years.

I'm like a sexual glacier, slowly wearing women down.

osarusan

8 minutes with my perfected PUA technique that I learned on here.

Hyperneg and then Value Zingers and then that was that.

Fat Christy

Just an FYI, I'm really good at the sex and I was never a virgin. Nuh-uh. True story.

rochey84

Mine would be about 10 seconds, granted it was a Grindr thing and we had chatted on the app for a bit first but you said from physically meeting to having sex!

Saipanne

rochey84 wrote: »

Mine would be about 10 seconds, granted it was a Grindr thing and we had chatted on the app for a bit first but you said from physically meeting to having sex!

I will allow it.

Penn

3 hours. My neighbour's cousin when I was 16. But apart from that, we're normally talking weeks.

Timberrrrrrrr

NachoBusiness wrote: »

0 minutes, Early 90s, Cloak room, County Club, Dunshaughlin.

DADDY?????? :eek:

Paddyfield

NachoBusiness wrote: »

0 minutes, Early 90s, Cloak room, County Club, Dunshaughlin.

Read the original post again. We are not interested in how long you lasted before you shot your goo.

Pink Lemons

Paddyfield wrote: »

Read the original post again. We are not interested in how long you lasted before you shot your goo.

Mmm..free goo

asherbassad

Does a blow job count or full intercourse.

For the full intercourse to completion I think about 6 hours....met, went to couple of bars, home, shagged.

But I did go to a sex club and the actual intro WAS having sex with someone.

Birneybau

About 2 hours.

Still with her 4 months after.

frag420

40 mins. Got of the bus in Limerick after a 6 hr journey, went to my friends house to drop my stuff of, her housemate made me a drink, flashed her tit and asked if I wanted to go upstairs......drink was warm when i got downstairs and they had no ice. Ruined my evening!!

Was the nice part of town too!!

Insect Overlord

About 3 hours, I think.

The Corinthian

ScienceNerd wrote: »

I'm like a sexual glacier, slowly wearing women down.

I believe that's normally referred to as stalking...

DarkyHughes

I thought the question meant shortest time between intro & sex. As in shortest time it took to enter someone & how long the sex was.

corner of hells

Saipanne wrote: »

So, what is the time record for you between meeting someone for the first time, and having sex with them.

Rules:

1) It cannot be paid for, i.e. a prostitute

2) Fooling around doesn't count, I'm talking the whole way here

For me, it was around 20-30 mins. I met some girl in a club in Bangkok, she had zero English so we just got on with the physical side pretty fast. A very short walk back to the hotel and we went at it straight away. Afterwards she just left and I was back with my mates.

So, what's your record time?

Who got an erection first ?

johnayo

Was chloroform used in any of these instances:rolleyes:

The Corinthian

Saipanne wrote: »

So, what's your record time?

Under a minute.

Mantis Toboggan

osarusan wrote: »

8 minutes with my perfected PUA technique that I learned on here.

Hyperneg and then Value Zingers and then that was that.

I'll see your PUA technique and raise you the D.E.N.N.I.S system

fleet_admiral

About half an hour. I worked with a load of spanish years ago and we often drank after work. One night a friend of theirs came along that id heard was a bit of a nympho so I was in there like swimwear.
Within 20 minutes to a half hour of talking to her she brought me down to Blackrock dart station just behind the pub we were in and literally went to town on me

eviltwin

An hour

OneOfThem

Few seconds. In a dorm in a hostel. Bout 6am some girl (from Derry I later found out) came rocking in hammered out of her mind, kicked the heels off and landed herself into bed with me. "Think your bed's over there sweetheart" I says to her, nodding with my head to the empty bed across the room. "Aw that's miles away, can I just sleep here?" she says. "Sure go on so" says I, being the gentleman I am. Smiles at me, "Aw you're so nice", then sticks her hand between my legs and her tongue down my throat. Good times, good times.

Barely There

fleet_admiral wrote: »

About half an hour. I worked with a load of spanish years ago and we often drank after work. One night a friend of theirs came along that id heard was a bit of a nympho so I was in there like swimwear.
Within 20 minutes to a half hour of talking to her she brought me down to Blackrock dart station just behind the pub we were in and literally went to town on me

Piggyback?

JeffKenna

Does it have to be consensual to count?

sbsquarepants

I used to be a bit of a divil for the one night stands. Quickest ever was probably about 10 - 15 minutes , was walking out of the pub and literally bumped (aka stumbled) into a very pretty girl, jokingly said to her "well seeing as we're friends now you may as well take me home with you" she said ok, come on, and off we toddled back to her place and straight into the sack. Went out with her 4 or 5 times after that. She was lovely.

eamonnq

fleet_admiral wrote: »

she brought me down to Blackrock dart station just behind the pub we were in and literally went to town on me

Are you a train?

Medusa22

I'd reckon about an hour.

Michael D Not Higgins

Dennis Reynolds wrote: »

I'll see your PUA technique and raise you the D.E.N.N.I.S system

They can't refuse... because of the implication.

pappyodaniel

fleet_admiral wrote: »

About half an hour. I worked with a load of spanish years ago and we often drank after work. One night a friend of theirs came along that id heard was a bit of a nympho so I was in there like swimwear.
Within 20 minutes to a half hour of talking to her she brought me down to Blackrock dart station just behind the pub we were in and literally went to town on me

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frag420

johnayo wrote: »

Was chloroform used in any of these instances:rolleyes:

Yes........couldn't remember a thing afterwards!!

Boom_Bap

frag420 wrote: »

Yes........couldn't remember a thing afterwards!!

JeffKenna wrote: »

Does it have to be consensual to count?

johnayo wrote: »

Was chloroform used in any of these instances:rolleyes:

MOD - Please refrain from comments that infer rape.
Zero tolerence on this from here on.

Mother Brain

45 minutes. Due to crazy, drunken, after club hooking up while milling about waiting for people.

Paddyfield

NachoBusiness wrote: »

0 minutes, Early 90s, Cloak room, County Club, Dunshaughlin.

ZERO MINUTES? Were you erect and were both of you naked?



Is that club still open for business?

Saipanne

Paddyfield wrote: »

ZERO MINUTES? Were you erect and were both of you naked?



Is that club still open for business?

I think some people are confusing "intro" with "entry"...

MarriedButBi

Zero minutes really. Was out with some mates in a club in Sydney, some guy pushing up against me on a pretty packed dance floor, followed me to the toilet, as I was closing the cubicle door he stopped me and pushed his way in, in more ways than one.