Advertisement
Help Keep Boards Alive. Support us by going ad free today. See here: https://subscriptions.boards.ie/.
https://www.boards.ie/group/1878-subscribers-forum

Private Group for paid up members of Boards.ie. Join the club.
Hi all, please see this major site announcement: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058427594/boards-ie-2026

Shortest time between intro and sex

  • 29-09-2015 11:03AM
    #1
    Saipanne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,882 ✭✭✭Saipanne


    So, what is the time record for you between meeting someone for the first time, and having sex with them.

    Rules:

    1) It cannot be paid for, i.e. a prostitute

    2) Fooling around doesn't count, I'm talking the whole way here

    For me, it was around 20-30 mins. I met some girl in a club in Bangkok, she had zero English so we just got on with the physical side pretty fast. A very short walk back to the hotel and we went at it straight away. Afterwards she just left and I was back with my mates.

    So, what's your record time?


«134

Comments

  • #2
    theteal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,590 ✭✭✭theteal


    Glory hole. . .so eh. . .what was the question again?


  • #3
    Pink Lemons
    Closed Accounts Posts: 437 ✭✭Pink Lemons


    Can't beat a Bangkok ladyboy for some quick and easy fun!


  • #4
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,360 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    A couple of hours.

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • #5
    Saipanne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,882 ✭✭✭Saipanne


    Pink Lemons wrote: »
    Can't beat a Bangkok ladyboy for some quick and easy fun!

    Damn straight.


  • #6
    the evasion_kid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,740 ✭✭✭the evasion_kid


    The quickest I've ever seen happened to my mate while we were standing queing up outside to enter a club,a group of girls were leaving and one walked straight up to him and asked him did he want to go home with her(try that one the other way around lads).he walked 10 mins to her place and met back up with us about about an hour an a half later.


  • Advertisement
  • #7
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    2 weeks.

    I lose at this game.


  • #8
    dodderangler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Wait wait wait.
    You first give us rules to answer your question and then your story started off with you were in Bangkok???

    Haha good one op


  • #9
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    2 weeks.

    I lose at this game.

    Never!


  • #10
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Menas wrote: »
    :D

    It's probably because I pee in the shower.


  • #11
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    It's probably because I pee in the shower.

    Try not telling them about that until after the sex thing!


  • Advertisement
  • #12
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    Three days. That was after spending the full 72 hours in their company.


  • #13
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Menas wrote: »
    Try not telling them about that until after the sex thing!

    Or until after the golden shower? \o/

    No?

    Okay. :(


  • #14
    Saipanne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,882 ✭✭✭Saipanne


    dodderangler wrote: »
    Wait wait wait.
    You first give us rules to answer your question and then your story started off with you were in Bangkok???

    Haha good one op

    If she was a prostitute then she forgot to ask for money.


  • #15
    Pink Lemons
    Closed Accounts Posts: 437 ✭✭Pink Lemons


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    It's probably because I pee in the shower.

    You'd be considered a perfect catch in many circles! Just make sure you're not in the middle of them :pac:


  • #16
    NachoBusiness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    0 minutes, Early 90s, Cloak room, County Club, Dunshaughlin.


  • #17
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,257 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Shortest probably about a month.

    After that it moves into months and even years.

    I'm like a sexual glacier, slowly wearing women down.

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #18
    osarusan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,009 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    8 minutes with my perfected PUA technique that I learned on here.

    Hyperneg and then Value Zingers and then that was that.


  • #19
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Just an FYI, I'm really good at the sex and I was never a virgin. Nuh-uh. True story.


  • #20
    rochey84
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 318 ✭✭rochey84


    Mine would be about 10 seconds, granted it was a Grindr thing and we had chatted on the app for a bit first but you said from physically meeting to having sex!


  • #21
    Saipanne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,882 ✭✭✭Saipanne


    rochey84 wrote: »
    Mine would be about 10 seconds, granted it was a Grindr thing and we had chatted on the app for a bit first but you said from physically meeting to having sex!

    I will allow it.


  • Advertisement
  • #22
    Penn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 37,415 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    3 hours. My neighbour's cousin when I was 16. But apart from that, we're normally talking weeks.


  • #23
    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,210 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    NachoBusiness wrote: »
    0 minutes, Early 90s, Cloak room, County Club, Dunshaughlin.

    DADDY?????? :eek:


  • #24
    Paddyfield
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 509 ✭✭✭Paddyfield


    NachoBusiness wrote: »
    0 minutes, Early 90s, Cloak room, County Club, Dunshaughlin.

    Read the original post again. We are not interested in how long you lasted before you shot your goo.


  • #25
    Pink Lemons
    Closed Accounts Posts: 437 ✭✭Pink Lemons


    Paddyfield wrote: »
    Read the original post again. We are not interested in how long you lasted before you shot your goo.

    Mmm..free goo


  • #26
    asherbassad
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,869 ✭✭✭asherbassad


    Does a blow job count or full intercourse.

    For the full intercourse to completion I think about 6 hours....met, went to couple of bars, home, shagged.

    But I did go to a sex club and the actual intro WAS having sex with someone.


  • #27
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,446 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    About 2 hours.

    Still with her 4 months after.


  • #28
    frag420
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    40 mins. Got of the bus in Limerick after a 6 hr journey, went to my friends house to drop my stuff of, her housemate made me a drink, flashed her tit and asked if I wanted to go upstairs......drink was warm when i got downstairs and they had no ice. Ruined my evening!!

    Was the nice part of town too!!


  • #29
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,218 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    About 3 hours, I think.


  • #30
    The Corinthian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,772 ✭✭✭✭The Corinthian


    ScienceNerd wrote: »
    I'm like a sexual glacier, slowly wearing women down.
    I believe that's normally referred to as stalking...


  • Advertisement
  • #31
    DarkyHughes
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,393 ✭✭✭DarkyHughes


    I thought the question meant shortest time between intro & sex. As in shortest time it took to enter someone & how long the sex was.


Advertisement
Advertisement