Farting in front of your significant other

Sergei Malatov · 20-09-2015 02:57PM #1

Do you feel comfortable doing it?

How did you do it for the first time?

Did you feel embarrassed? Relieved?

Particularly interested in female responses.

I had a friend in college who went out with a girl for year/s and would spend whole days with her barely leaving each other's side. One day he confided in me that he had never heard her break wind once.

diomed · 20-09-2015 02:59PM

"significant other" - that's embarassing

demanufactured · 20-09-2015 03:00PM

All the time.. It's natural and not healthy to hold it in.

Gwynplaine · 20-09-2015 03:02PM

Pull cheeks apart and let it slip out silently.

Sam Kade · 20-09-2015 03:02PM

demanufactured wrote: »

All the time.. It's natural and not healthy to hold it in.

I suppose you also cock your arse before the deed?

Brian from Bray · 20-09-2015 03:03PM

As long as they don't fart during lovemaking I'm cool with it

F412 · 20-09-2015 03:03PM

I'm going out with the gf 3 years now and do my absolute best not to fart in front of her. Don't know why but I just don't feel comfortable doing it.

I go out of my way to fart in front of some of the lads at work and vice versa, walking up to desks etc just to fart yet I feel very uncomfortable even sneaking out a silent one in front of the gf.

Sam Kade · 20-09-2015 03:05PM

What about visiting friends, relations and you feel one coming so you clinch your arse to disarm it.

kneemos · 20-09-2015 03:18PM

Where does it go if held in?

hairyslug · 20-09-2015 03:18PM

I had a pizza the night before my birthday not knowing that my wife had booked me in for a Swedish massage the next day. Pizza gives me terrible bloating and gas. For the hour of the massage, I've never clenched so hard.

Anyway, no I try not to fart in front of my wife and if I do I try to make it as quiet as possible, she doesn't like it or think it's anyway funny so no point in upsetting the apple cart

kneemos · 20-09-2015 03:18PM

hairyslug wrote: »

I had a pizza the night before my birthday not knowing that my wife had booked me in for a Swedish massage the next day. Pizza gives me terrible bloating and gas. For the hour of the massage, I've never clenched so hard.

Anyway, no I try not to fart in front of my wife and if I do I try to make it as quiet as possible, she doesn't like it or think it's anyway funny so no point in upsetting the apple cart

Tart.

Sam Kade · 20-09-2015 03:21PM

kneemos wrote: »

Where does it go if held in?

It still comes out, clinching muffles it.

Red King · 20-09-2015 03:25PM

Fart in bed then trap her under the duvet. Its called the Hot Pocket. She will love it OP.

Sergei Malatov · 20-09-2015 03:32PM

I thought that was a Dutch Oven?

dmc17 · 20-09-2015 03:35PM

kneemos wrote: »

Where does it go if held in?

It recirculates and comes out through your mouth

Tarzana2 · 20-09-2015 03:37PM

Female. I do fart in front of him but wouldn't do it with relish or anything. Just when it slips out. I'd try not to. Don't get embarrassed about it though.

Aisling(",) · 20-09-2015 03:37PM

It happens.I would try and avoid it if I can but sometimes these things happen.
The boyfriend dosen't mind but I'd be fierce mortified if it was to happen early on.

I'm far worse when it happens when I'm working out, trying to engage every single muscle I have in an attempt to stop it!!

Tarzana2 · 20-09-2015 03:40PM

demanufactured wrote: »

All the time.. It's natural and not healthy to hold it in.

I used to think this, but if you hold them in, they just tend to dissipate inside you. It's not anymore healthy to let it out really. I actually learned this from the fiancé. In his house growing up, it was a huge no no to not make any effort to hold it in.

Sergei Malatov · 20-09-2015 03:53PM

Some people say women's farts smell worse? Is this true?

The Hill Billy · 20-09-2015 04:05PM

Sergei Malatov wrote: »

Some people say women's farts smell worse? Is this true?

No. My wife's farts smell of roses, as do my eldest son's. Myself & my younger son's - that's a different story altogether.

Tarzana2 · 20-09-2015 04:08PM

kneemos wrote: »

Where does it go if held in?

It sort of just dissipates? Hard to describe but it just seem to break up or get reabsorbed into your poo or something.

Tarzana2 · 20-09-2015 04:10PM

hairyslug wrote: »

I had a pizza the night before my birthday not knowing that my wife had booked me in for a Swedish massage the next day. Pizza gives me terrible bloating and gas. For the hour of the massage, I've never clenched so hard.

:pac::pac::pac::pac:

Completely negating the relaxing aspect of the massage too.

Tarzana2 · 20-09-2015 04:14PM

Sergei Malatov wrote: »

Some people say women's farts smell worse? Is this true?

Yeah, there was some study done on it. Men fart more, but women's smell worse.

demanufactured · 20-09-2015 04:25PM

hairyslug wrote: »

I had a pizza the night before my birthday not knowing that my wife had booked me in for a Swedish massage the next day. Pizza gives me terrible bloating and gas. For the hour of the massage, I've never clenched so hard.

Anyway, no I try not to fart in front of my wife and if I do I try to make it as quiet as possible, she doesn't like it or think it's anyway funny so no point in upsetting the apple cart

Whipped.

blade1 · 20-09-2015 04:33PM

Brian from Bray wrote: »

As long as they don't fart during lovemaking I'm cool with it

What about fanny farts?
Do you get up and walk out?

retro:electro · 20-09-2015 05:02PM

I fart in front of him. It's only air. They only smell of you need to make a no 2.

Brian from Bray · 20-09-2015 05:05PM

blade1 wrote: »

What about fanny farts?
Do you get up and walk out?

That's different, long as it's not coming from her ass it's all good.

Lau2976 · 20-09-2015 05:25PM

I've known my bf most of my life so there hasn't been much either of us don't feel comfortable doing in front of each other.

Have a friend who been dating a guy nearly 9 years and she was crying down the phone at christmas cos she had farted in front of him.

Sergei Malatov · 20-09-2015 05:27PM

The first thing I always think about when I look at a girl who has a really sexy ass - particularly when they are wearing leggings - is "farts come out of that".

blade1 · 20-09-2015 05:36PM

Sergei Malatov wrote: »

The first thing I always think about when I look at a girl who has a really sexy ass - particularly when they are wearing leggings - is "farts come out of that".

Pardon the pun but you are looking at things arseways!:pac:

fussyonion · 20-09-2015 05:42PM

You mustn't be that confident or think much of each other if you can't even fart in front of each other.

If you're truly being yourself, why would hold something in that could actually give you cramps or trapped wind?

Everyone farts and I hate princess-type girls who go out of their way to avoid doing it in front of their partners. Men know you fart/sh*te and belch...you're not special.

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