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Little things that really hurt

  • 20-09-2015 12:46PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 935 ✭✭✭


    My hairdryer was on the floor. I had no shoes on and ended up accidentally standing on the plug.

    I was in agony for about 5 minutes.


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,939 ✭✭✭Dave0301


    Banging your elbow off something.

    There ain't anything funny about it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    Shampoo in your eyes, stings like a bitch


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 935 ✭✭✭Whitewinged


    Dave0301 wrote: »
    Banging your elbow off something.

    There ain't anything funny about it.

    Yea and then they tell you to bang the other one!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 394 ✭✭Brian from Bray


    Dave0301 wrote: »
    Banging your elbow off something.

    There ain't anything funny about it.

    Or your Knee :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,471 ✭✭✭Hijpo


    eviltwin wrote: »
    Shampoo in your eyes, stings like a bitch

    When an eyelash gets caught behind your contact lense. It hurts like hell and your bodies reaction is to close your eye so you can't open it for long enough to take the lense back out quickly.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    Paper cuts


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,986 ✭✭✭jacksie66


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,713 ✭✭✭Lisha


    If a bit of sun cream slips into your eyes, by rubbing or perspiration. So so sore.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,888 ✭✭✭dmc17


    Dave0301 wrote: »
    Banging your elbow off something.

    There ain't anything funny about it.
    Or your Knee :(

    Or your toe :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    My hairdryer was on the floor. I had no shoes on and ended up accidentally standing on the plug.

    I was in agony for about 5 minutes.


    If you ever have childer, never get them lego. Trust me.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,888 ✭✭✭dmc17


    Chopping chillies and not washing your hands properly before taking a p1ss :eek::eek::eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,207 ✭✭✭miralize


    Stepping on Lego pieces


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    Catching your lad when you close the toliet seat


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    When you pick up a young toddler and they accidentally kick you in the balls .......... you don't feel it at first and just when you think you've gotten away with it ........ AGONY!!!

    Makes you feel nauseous to the point of vomiting. :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,216 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    Opening the bathroom door, accidentally block the door opening with my foot, walk into the door and bang my temple on the sharp edge of the door.Now any facial expression hurts


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 626 ✭✭✭Massimo Cassagrande


    Breaking a toe..and it seems to never, ever really heal..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    If you ever use Deep Heat for a groin injury remember to wash it off before "romancing" your wife ......... she was NOT happy!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 935 ✭✭✭Whitewinged


    Catching your lad when you close the toliet seat

    Is that why men never put down the seat? :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,712 ✭✭✭Joeseph Balls


    Catching your lad when you close the toliet seat

    Do you kneel down to piss?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,972 ✭✭✭captbarnacles


    MadDog76 wrote: »
    When you pick up a young toddler and they accidentally kick you in the balls .......... you don't feel it at first and just when you think you've gotten away with it ........ AGONY!!!

    Makes you feel nauseous to the point of vomiting. :(

    Has happened to me so many times by my son. He also has a habit of running to jump on me when I'm sitting down and he leads with his knee and catches me square everytime. I think he's trying to make sure he has no more siblings.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    Dwarf ninjas.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,972 ✭✭✭captbarnacles


    Putting olbas oil on a sauna and getting a few drops on your fingers where you proceed to rub your eyes. Bloody hell it was agony.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Dropping a bottle of chili sauce on my big toe. Forgetting myself and standing up under the stairs after bending to pick up something, and hopping my head off the underside of them. The agony of coughing after surgery.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,713 ✭✭✭Lisha


    73Cat wrote: »
    . The agony of coughing after surgery.

    Or the fearful agony of the first 'no2' trip to the loo after a c-section, (or any abdominal surgery id imagine)......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭KatW4


    Pulling the little bit of loose skin that's next to your nail. Ouch!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,426 ✭✭✭Neon_Lights


    Cutting chilli and then rubbing your eyes ... Oh my


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Lisha wrote: »
    Or the fearful agony of the first 'no2' trip to the loo after a c-section, (or any abdominal surgery id imagine)......

    Oh God yes, how could I forget?! Terrified you would burst your stitches, and your womb would fall out :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    When you lift the top off a saucepan and the steam burns the hand off you:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    73Cat wrote: »
    Oh God yes, how could I forget?! Terrified you would burst your stitches, and your womb would fall out :)

    This post is hurting me a little!!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,344 ✭✭✭Diamond Doll


    Tiny splinter under your fingernail


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