Little things that really hurt

Whitewinged

My hairdryer was on the floor. I had no shoes on and ended up accidentally standing on the plug.

I was in agony for about 5 minutes.

Dave0301

Banging your elbow off something.

There ain't anything funny about it.

eviltwin

Shampoo in your eyes, stings like a bitch

Whitewinged

Dave0301 wrote: »

Banging your elbow off something.

There ain't anything funny about it.

Yea and then they tell you to bang the other one!

Brian from Bray

Dave0301 wrote: »

Banging your elbow off something.

There ain't anything funny about it.

Or your Knee

Hijpo

eviltwin wrote: »

Shampoo in your eyes, stings like a bitch

When an eyelash gets caught behind your contact lense. It hurts like hell and your bodies reaction is to close your eye so you can't open it for long enough to take the lense back out quickly.

SeaFields

Paper cuts

jacksie66

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Lisha

If a bit of sun cream slips into your eyes, by rubbing or perspiration. So so sore.

dmc17

Dave0301 wrote: »

Banging your elbow off something.

There ain't anything funny about it.

Brian from Bray wrote: »

Or your Knee

Or your toe

Nodin

Whitewinged wrote: »

My hairdryer was on the floor. I had no shoes on and ended up accidentally standing on the plug.

I was in agony for about 5 minutes.

If you ever have childer, never get them lego. Trust me.

dmc17

Chopping chillies and not washing your hands properly before taking a p1ss :eek::eek::eek:

miralize

Stepping on Lego pieces

Sheep Lover

Catching your lad when you close the toliet seat

MadDog76

When you pick up a young toddler and they accidentally kick you in the balls .......... you don't feel it at first and just when you think you've gotten away with it ........ AGONY!!!

Makes you feel nauseous to the point of vomiting.

Mrmoe

Opening the bathroom door, accidentally block the door opening with my foot, walk into the door and bang my temple on the sharp edge of the door.Now any facial expression hurts

Massimo Cassagrande

Breaking a toe..and it seems to never, ever really heal..

MadDog76

If you ever use Deep Heat for a groin injury remember to wash it off before "romancing" your wife ......... she was NOT happy!!

Whitewinged

Sheep Lover wrote: »

Catching your lad when you close the toliet seat

Is that why men never put down the seat?

Joeseph Balls

Sheep Lover wrote: »

Catching your lad when you close the toliet seat

Do you kneel down to piss?

captbarnacles

MadDog76 wrote: »

When you pick up a young toddler and they accidentally kick you in the balls .......... you don't feel it at first and just when you think you've gotten away with it ........ AGONY!!!

Makes you feel nauseous to the point of vomiting.

Has happened to me so many times by my son. He also has a habit of running to jump on me when I'm sitting down and he leads with his knee and catches me square everytime. I think he's trying to make sure he has no more siblings.

NachoBusiness

Dwarf ninjas.

captbarnacles

Putting olbas oil on a sauna and getting a few drops on your fingers where you proceed to rub your eyes. Bloody hell it was agony.

Rubberlegs

Dropping a bottle of chili sauce on my big toe. Forgetting myself and standing up under the stairs after bending to pick up something, and hopping my head off the underside of them. The agony of coughing after surgery.

Lisha

73Cat wrote: »

. The agony of coughing after surgery.

Or the fearful agony of the first 'no2' trip to the loo after a c-section, (or any abdominal surgery id imagine)......

KatW4

Pulling the little bit of loose skin that's next to your nail. Ouch!!!

Neon_Lights

Cutting chilli and then rubbing your eyes ... Oh my

Rubberlegs

Lisha wrote: »

Or the fearful agony of the first 'no2' trip to the loo after a c-section, (or any abdominal surgery id imagine)......

Oh God yes, how could I forget?! Terrified you would burst your stitches, and your womb would fall out

Colser

When you lift the top off a saucepan and the steam burns the hand off you:(

Menas

73Cat wrote: »

Oh God yes, how could I forget?! Terrified you would burst your stitches, and your womb would fall out

This post is hurting me a little!!!

Diamond Doll

Tiny splinter under your fingernail

Colser

Lisha wrote: »

Or the fearful agony of the first 'no2' trip to the loo after a c-section, (or any abdominal surgery id imagine)......

Doesnt even have to be a C section..worse than labour and no epidural.14 yrs hasnt wiped the memory away:pac:

retro:electro

Putting sudocrem on a spot and then rubbing your eye. Burn baby burn.
However nothing is guaranteed to turn the air blue like when I stub my baby toe off something.

Starscream25

When your hammering nails and you hit your thumb.

KERSPLAT!

Walking around in your bare feet, open a door only to catch your toe under it... Agony.

fermanagh_man

Brain freeze

Dan Chipowski

Static shocks from shopping trolleys.

Sheep Lover

Sheep Lover wrote: »

Catching your lad when you close the toliet seat

Going for a pee without turning on the light to find someone left toilet seat up.

Eugene Norman

Leg cramps

eviltwin

Mouth ulcers

hullaballoo

Getting a slap from one of those orange plastic footballs on a cold day. Could be used as torture.

Son Of A Vidic

I was reaching for a mug after the kettle was coming to the boil and I passed the inside of my forearm across the jet of hot steam coming from the kettle's nozzle. It was absolute agony and it was the worst burn I ever received. The scar from the burn is still with me 8 months later.

cajonlardo

I've the opposite problem.

Following serious spinal injuries there are big areas of my body that are numb - like local anesthesia. Done some damage as a result.
Had a big hole through my shoe and into my foot once. Walking along the seafront and some kid says "Ma that man is blooding everywhere" Looked behind me and there was blood all along the path and the sole of my foot was a bloody mess. Took months of out patient care to get it right. I've burned and scalded myself a couple of times.Also recently wore a hole through one of my fingers while working on the car - didn't realise the tool I was using was tearing through one of my fingers until blood start spilling.
Pain exists for a reason

shane9689

getting a splinter, thorn or any other long needle top object stuck in your hand. Having to slowly pull it out then watch as it begins to gush with blood... i think just seeing it happen is them most painful part

Sam Kade

Joeseph Balls wrote: »

Do you kneel down to piss?

It's his way of telling everyone that he have a langer like a donkey;)

Sam Kade

shane9689 wrote: »

getting a splinter, thorn or any other long needle top object stuck in your hand. Having to slowly pull it out then watch as it begins to gush with blood... i think just seeing it happen is them most painful part

When you get a thorn in your hand and the skin grows over it I usually get the nail clippers and hack away the skin over it until I get the thorn out. I don't find it painful.

Whitewinged

Accidentally biting your tongue

Another toilet one. Got short taken on a long drive and pulled into a gateway and dropped the pants, squatted down.....onto a bunch of nettles!!! Can't remember if I actually managed to pee, the pain was so great.

Minderbinder

when brushing my teeth vigorously and the brush slips down off my teeth and cuts my gums.

Summer wind

When cycling and your foot slips on the pedal and your crotch meets the crossbar with force.

Aisling(",)

Razor rash, especially under the arms.

Thigh chafing, did a 10km recently and the delightful pain of my two ham like legs rubbing off each other managed to distract away from any other pains.Not doing any long runs in short shorts...lesson learned!