Do you mind people hearing you have sex?

Fox_In_Socks · 06-09-2015 08:59PM

kfallon wrote: »

So she brought guys back, threw on her stilettos and never had sex with them? Was she some kind of fetish brazzer or something??

And if so, what're her contact details?:pac:

arayess · 06-09-2015 09:00PM

entropi wrote: »

Careful now. Wouldn't want the young fella developing an Oedipus complex :pac:

LOL. It wasn't his mother.

I'd rather cut off my balls and stab my eyes out rather then even look at his mother in a sexual way again.

Reg'stoy · 06-09-2015 09:23PM

If by hear you mean not having earphones plugged into my laptop and if by sex you mean, my nightly visit from palm and her five sisters; then yes.

blade1 · 06-09-2015 09:25PM

Greenmachine wrote: »

Could give a ****e. Had one housemate who used to bring guys back to her room never slept with and walked around the room all night talking to him in her stiletto. F**k off and lay down in the bed would you, or stay down stairs in the living room. Would not have bothered me if, she was hooking up, all that walking around from 3am-6am. The State of floors when the lease expired, I was pretty relieved my name was not on the lease.

That's a lot more than any of the guys she brought back were!

PARlance · 06-09-2015 09:26PM

Landrover Lenny wrote: »

listening to "dirty talk" is cringe. You like that don't you baby.... shut up you plonker.

Even weirder when the guy in the next room starts answering.

myshirt · 06-09-2015 09:29PM

I recall on a similar thread one of you posting that you maximised the occasion of your neighbours going at it by timing a Mortal Combat 'Finish Her!' at the right moment.

What you failed to realise however is that this was a Street Fighter 2 fan, and he promptly replied 'Round 2'

Pink Lemons · 06-09-2015 09:30PM

Landrover Lenny wrote: »

listening to "dirty talk" is cringe. You like that don't you baby.... shut up you plonker.

There's nothing dirty about that..something more along the lines of "Take that **** up your *****ed up **** you ******** ***** ** ****, spit all over my ***** then ******** my ****** with your ****, baby"

KERSPLAT! · 06-09-2015 09:33PM

Wouldn't mind someone hearing the odd moan or groan but would prefer if they didn't hear anything at all.

DopeTech · 06-09-2015 09:36PM

Really depends on who and the circumstances. If it was my parents in the next room then I wouldn't want them to hear. If it was a hotel room and some strangers in the next room could hear I wouldn't really care. I'd care even less with a few fizzy waters!

blade1 · 06-09-2015 09:46PM

kfallon wrote: »

When I got to this point I was expecting the next line to be, "she wanked me off to a finish telling me, 'Never let a boner go to waste!!'" :P

You're one sick Fûck Mr. Fallon!!:pac::pac:

Summer wind · 06-09-2015 09:47PM

Years ago my husband and I were staying with friends. We had to abandon the bed in the middle of the night cos it was so squeaky and ended up on the bedroom floor. I wouldn't mind if it was in a hotel though cos you don't know the people in the next room.

mark_jmc · 07-09-2015 09:08AM

I asked my housemate once what he wanted for Christmas, he said I wanna watch, ......so I let him

Greenmachine · 07-09-2015 09:54AM

kfallon wrote: »

So she brought guys back, threw on her stilettos and never had sex with them? Was she some kind of fetish brazzer or something??

No, she wore them out and then never took them off. You would think after walking around in them all night she would want to get them off and put on something more comfortable.

Other house was in a serious relationship and occasionally had her OH stay over. Never bothered me when I overheard them and she was a moaner.

blade1 wrote: »

That's a lot more than any of the guys she brought back were!

Cheeky, Cheeky, I had to go. Go back to the originally quote to make sense of what you were saying. Didn't make any sense with the bold face.

blue note · 07-09-2015 10:55AM

kfallon wrote: »

When I got to this point I was expecting the next line to be, "she wanked me off to a finish telling me, 'Never let a boner go to waste!!'" :P

You need to broaden what you watch on th Internet!

kfallon · 07-09-2015 10:57AM

blue note wrote: »

You need to broaden what you watch on th Internet!

I'm not getting into 'scat' or 'snuff', no effin' way!!

blue note · 07-09-2015 10:57AM

I kind of like the idea of people heating me to be honest, depending on who it is. I also slightly l like the idea that someone might see, so I wouldn't close the curtains all the time. had sex in the living room yesterday and left the curtain open. Someone could easily have seen.

kfallon · 07-09-2015 10:59AM

blue note wrote: »

I kind of like the idea of people heating me to be honest, depending on who it is. I also slightly l like the idea that someone might see, so I wouldn't close the curtains all the time. had sex in the living room yesterday and left the curtain open. Someone could easily have seen.

Bet you own a flasher's coat :pac:

galljga1 · 07-09-2015 11:04AM

blue note wrote: »

I kind of like the idea of people heating me to be honest, depending on who it is. I also slightly l like the idea that someone might see, so I wouldn't close the curtains all the time. had sex in the living room yesterday and left the curtain open. Someone could easily have seen.

A nice fire? Electric blanket?

blue note · 07-09-2015 11:23AM

I also had decent **** listening to one of m my housemates a couple of times.

whiskeyman · 07-09-2015 11:32AM

justchecked wrote: »

Im embarrassed by the idea of anyone hearing me having sex, including my partner or even myself.

My wife doesn't really like hearing me make noises during sex.

I probably shouldn't phone her in the first place...

asherbassad · 07-09-2015 01:22PM

I prefer to be watched rather than heard.

Son Of A Vidic · 07-09-2015 01:44PM

Gongoozler wrote: »

Do you mind people hearing you have sex?

Yes and especially when I'm by myself.

Do you mind people hearing you have sex?

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