Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

tupenny · 03-09-2015 06:55PM

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

People who refer to the premiership as EPL or BPL

Lolz

KungPao · 03-09-2015 06:59PM

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

People who refer to the premiership as EPL or BPL

People who call the Premier League the premiership :P

blade1 · 03-09-2015 06:59PM

Shopkeepers that throw your change on the counter even though your hand is out and you handed them the money in the first place...
Burn in hell F*ckers!!!:mad:

Eugene Norman · 03-09-2015 07:12PM

Cold War Kid wrote: »

Yes, you would want to be a particularly vile person to lie that you have cancer.

This one confuses me a bit though, as it's An Garda Siochána in reference to the entire force - so in that context "garda" actually IS plural.

Saying "euros" instead of "euro" makes someone a wanker? Jeez!

People are confused aren't they. The want an Irish plural to transliterate into English but in whatever language the euro is supposedly in --no English style plural.

Odd.

bottlebrush · 03-09-2015 07:45PM

People who are at home all day, i.e. unemployed, but leave it until 7.30 on Saturday and Sunday mornings to do their noisy outdoor d.i.y. jobs and wake up everybody else on the estate who would dearly love a lie in on the weekend

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest their armpits

Ray Palmer · 03-09-2015 07:59PM

People who know nothing about you but decide they know what you are like from your appearance.

Electric Boobs · 03-09-2015 08:09PM

Ray Palmer wrote: »

People who know nothing about you but decide they know what you are like from your appearance.

Well if a guy as dreadlocks, tattoos, and body piercings, then that says a lot.

blade1 · 03-09-2015 08:15PM

Electric Boobs wrote: »

Well if a guy as dreadlocks, tattoos, and body piercings, then that says a lot.

No it doesn't!

apieceofcake · 03-09-2015 08:16PM

I hate when you're talking to someone and they say 'sorry??' in kind of an irritated way... and then you have to repeat yourself all over again...just listen will ya !

blade1 · 03-09-2015 08:18PM

apieceofcake wrote: »

I hate when you're talking to someone and they 'sorry??' in kind of an irritated way... and then you have to repeat yourself all over again...just listen will ya !

Sorry, what did u say????:P

Electric Boobs · 03-09-2015 08:20PM

blade1 wrote: »

No it doesn't!

It does. I didn't say it says everything.

aunty kitty · 03-09-2015 08:21PM

Deleted User wrote: »

This used to really irritate me too. But I was recently informed that it's actually for the benefit of the emergency services, if you've been in a car accident, as depending on the severity, it may not be immediately obvious that there was a child on board.
I don't know how true that is.

do they take the sign down then when the child is not in the car?

blade1 · 03-09-2015 08:23PM

Electric Boobs wrote: »

It does. I didn't say it says everything.

It's says they have got tattoos, dreadlocks and piercings.
The biggest pr*ck in the world could have them or so could the soundest person in the world.

slangamerican · 03-09-2015 08:39PM

Anyone that checks in at a hospital on Facebook

evolving_doors · 03-09-2015 08:43PM

murpho999 wrote: »

My list in no particular order

People with bad manners
People who litter, drives me mad.
People who wear full football kits including shorts and socks (when not playing)
Those that put their feet on the seats in public transport.
Middle aged men that dye their hair.
People who go on about Top Gear
Those that can't grasp the difference between "you're" and "your"
Drug users
People who slag you for whatever type of phone they have and think they are superior for having an 'Android' phone. Buying a phone does not make you better.
People who don't get that making vertical videos on their phones is wrong
Those that constantly sit in the middle lane on the M50 and M7 thinking that the left lane is a 'slow lane'.
Those who wear track suit bottoms of any type as normal attire.

IPhone preachers too btw

JustTheOne · 03-09-2015 08:49PM

All these reasons are funny!

Do people realise they are been **** when they behave like this and if they don't then are they to blame?

Like if they don't know their been ****, is it their fault!?

bottlebrush · 03-09-2015 09:03PM

aunty kitty wrote: »

do they take the sign down then when the child is not in the car?

Wondered this myself. Also, if the car has been rear ended in an accident, the sticker is not much use for the emergency services.

rafa05 · 03-09-2015 09:12PM

grundie wrote: »

People who complain about what people post on facebook.

If your a friend with someone and you don't like what they post, unfriend them. You can't expect others to change to suit what you want to see.

Nonsense they should be ridiculed for posting ****e and probably executed as well without trial or something

grundie · 03-09-2015 09:24PM

Robsweezie wrote: »

Only a grade A sociopath would lie about something like that.

It would appear he has been at it for a while, since the 90s in fact. Several organisations have web pages warning people that he is a fraud and should be avoided. One of his methods is to claim he works for various legitimate World War II study groups seeking donations of artifacts (medals/badges etc) for their museums. He sells what he gets.

major bill · 03-09-2015 09:53PM

If they have BSc on their signature in work

Cortina_MK_IV · 03-09-2015 10:03PM

Men with a ponytail.

03-09-2015 10:05PM

aunty kitty wrote: »

do they take the sign down then when the child is not in the car?

Probably not. Tbh I doubt most people using those signs know the real reasons behind it, similar to the rest of us. If that is in fact the real reason, like I said in my post I don't know how true it is.

I just don't get as irritated by them now that I know they may have been invented for a good reason, even if they're not 100% effective like in the case of a bad rear ending!

hollywoodhoppy · 03-09-2015 10:27PM

People who post gym selfies.
People who post semi-naked gym selfies.
Crossfit and all things 'WOD' (the most annoying phrase in the world), makes my blood boil- by all means train to your heart's content but there's no need to share it with the rest of the world.

End rant.

Cienciano · 03-09-2015 10:31PM

Ray Palmer wrote: »

People who know nothing about you but decide they know what you are like from your appearance.

What if you're wearing pyjamas going to the shop at midday and having a smoke in your mouth while 8 months pregnant?

MonkstownHoop · 03-09-2015 10:33PM

Cienciano wrote: »

What if you're wearing pyjamas going to the shop at midday and having a smoke in your mouth while 8 months pregnant?

You're a ledgeball session moth of course

jca · 03-09-2015 10:40PM

Nurburgring sticker on the back of the 1.4 Base Golf.

03-09-2015 10:54PM

Cienciano wrote: »

What if you're wearing pyjamas going to the shop at midday and having a smoke in your mouth while 8 months pregnant?

Isn't this actions more so than appearance? But yes that person is definitely a w*nker!

Ruu · 03-09-2015 10:56PM

Plaid shirts (mainly checkered). Used to be a working mans shirt. If you had to solve a problem in the household, putting on the plaid shirt would give you the ability to come up with a solution. Now folks with skinny jeans and loafers wear them. Dead to me!

taytobreath · 03-09-2015 11:04PM

people that lie to my face, they know they are lying and I know they are lying, but the lies keep rolling off the tongue

RayCon · 03-09-2015 11:26PM

tupenny wrote: »

People who completely change personality depending on who's around

Social Chameleons ... sh!theads

Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

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