Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

Joe prim wrote:

Just being friendly? to some random old guy? In the Phoenix Park? Are you a rent boy?

I can say hi to any randomer and get and how are yah back, big difference between Dublin and the Pale.

Anybody who has one of those "man bun" things. They could be the nicest person in the world but they are the trait of a wanker.

Anybody who uses the terms, "swag", "yolo", "bae" and "hun" are definitely to be avoided.

People who hold up the entire queue in a coffee shop because of their ridiculous order. "Yah, hi. I'd like a skinny mocha-choca-prententious-chino with extra slim milk served from the tits of the holiest nun so I know it's pure".

Order a black coffee with a drop of milk on the side like everyone else you wanker.

Tropheus wrote: »

And people who give a peace sign when being photographed. Who do they think they are? Bono? ****.

I will see your post and raise you those people who stick their tongue out or pull a "funny" face in every single photo they're ever in because they "hate having their photo taken".
Well why insist on making yourself the focal point of every bloody photo so with your "I'm mad me" face ? Just try and limply blend into the background like the rest of us if you really hate it!

People who post gym updates/pictures every other day ,i dont mind a 6 month or a year progression one but feck off if your doing it more than once/twice a year

myshirt wrote: »

I agree on the second point, absolutely, though not on the first. In my apartment block we were told not to hold the door for anyone, as there were 'undesirables' getting in.

yeah it's where irishness meets high security....

enters datacentre ....types in secure key code....completes retina scan.....stops door slammin to to be polite to the next person and lets them walk in

MarkY91 wrote: »

People on Facebook who post the newest popular trend 100% for likes and attention.

Kony2012
Ice bucket challenge
Caring about Cecil the lion
No make up selfie challenge

No ****s are given about the actual issue and just want to be a sheep and get their likes so they can be happy. Who the **** needs a "challenge" to upload a picture of you without makeup? They used to act like it took them all the courage in the world and their hunzo buddies do be telling them how brave they are!!

Glad I got that off my chest haha

i hear ya but the ice bucket thing earned a fortune did it not??

If somebody has turned the word 'pint' into a verb, as in "let's go pinting".

puts on sad face...looks at camera "bring back our girls" doesn't bring back our girls

People who say "guys with long hair" are ****. What is it with the Irish obsession over hair length, it's infantile. Also people who say "run Forest, run!" when running, moron alert! People who talk loudly in libraries, it's a fcking library, not a social chit chat place, any excuse for humans to get social because they're just so social and need to chatter, bah!

Saipanne wrote: »

Long hair, left wing, angry stoner.

Hmm.

Jokes on you Saipanne, I don't have long hair and frown upon stoners.

osarusan wrote: »

If somebody has turned the word 'pint' into a verb, as in "let's go pinting".

You'd have hated my friends and I in our yoof Everything became a verb. Oh the shame.

Someone who descends into a raging tirade of spluttering abuse as soon as they get any kind of negative feedback = wanker.

anyone who claims to have heard a certain song first, oh i found this new tune by such and such

mud wrote: »

You'd have hated my friends and I in our yoof Everything became a verb. Oh the shame.

For shame!:pac: