Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

The J Stands for Jay · 02-09-2015 05:02PM

suicide_circus wrote: »

The next semiliterate windbag to revert back to me will get stabbed in the throat.

I'll revert back to you about the ATM machine PIN number.

Ash.J.Williams · 02-09-2015 05:11PM

Men that listen to the script, ed sheeran etc.....or "males" rather....

Saipanne · 02-09-2015 05:51PM

Kev W wrote: »

OK, nails never have those. Better?

No, too late.

Fleawuss · 02-09-2015 06:23PM

Basically, anyone who isn't us. People who use basically.

mfceiling · 02-09-2015 06:50PM

People who love "the craic"

They also love lock ins and everyone in their gang are lads, even the girls.

Invariably they will go to the same pub all the time and probably have their own favourite seat.

EagererBeaver · 02-09-2015 07:04PM

Lads who go out of their way to dress up in suits for a night out, complete wit tie pin and pocket square.

You do Arts in Trinity. You are not Harvey Specter. Also, your suit is ****.

Puibo · 02-09-2015 07:06PM

Somebody who is reading this and not contributing!!!

Tropheus · 02-09-2015 07:15PM

People who are a member of a golf club and therefore think they have a higher place in society than most of us and run me off the road when I try to pull out of my driveway. You know who you are you ****.

well spoken man · 02-09-2015 07:23PM

People with a safe buried in their shed....

kfallon · 02-09-2015 07:50PM

EagererBeaver wrote: »

Lads who go out of their way to dress up in suits for a night out, complete wit tie pin and pocket square.

You do Arts in Trinity. You are not Harvey Specter. Also, your suit is ****.

People who wear suits to the races! They usually only go racing once a year anyway!

Maximus Alexander · 02-09-2015 07:57PM

People who say things like "Cheer up luv, might never happen", or "A smile costs nothing" to strangers.

Hijpo · 02-09-2015 08:01PM

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

People who say things like "Cheer up luv, might never happen", or "A smile costs nothing" to strangers.

People who converse about how good the big bang theory is. Then start reminiscing and throwing out lines and catch phrases.

Also people who watch Exposé.

People who say doyn instead of down and are not from the north.

bottlebrush · 02-09-2015 08:02PM

People with 'Baby on Board' stickers on their car. Why? So we drive more carefully?

If you have a baby in your car, then YOU drive responsibly. I always drive responsibly regardless of who I am behind because I value all human life..

SSLguru · 02-09-2015 08:23PM

New nails

Thanks hun

Facebook in general

Aidric · 02-09-2015 09:21PM

Any lad wearing denim shorts is getting a wide berth.

tayto lover · 02-09-2015 09:28PM

SSLguru wrote: »

New nails

And that's only the lads.

bnt · 02-09-2015 09:28PM

Sh1tbag OToole wrote: »

Revert back to you

Ugh. I know someone who uses it that way, and I threaten to turn in to Inigo Montoya. "You use that word a lot. I do not think it means what you think it means."

previous user · 02-09-2015 09:31PM

Oldish guy walking in the Phoenix park coming from Castlerock, just being friendly and polite I just said hello, all I got was a sneering condescending glance, you my friend are an elitist c*cksucking WANKER!

Mr_Muffin · 02-09-2015 09:34PM

People who make tea and put the tea bag in the sink.

Schwiiing · 02-09-2015 09:37PM

Aidric wrote: »

Any lad wearing denim shorts is getting a wide berth.

Even Phil 'King of all men' Harding from Time Team?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BslAMwYIIAEvsxu.jpg

The other fella · 02-09-2015 09:40PM

Kev W wrote: »

Use of the words/phrases:

"proselytising"
"simples"
"rant over"
"back in my day"
"feminazi"
"I'm Ryan Tubridy"

Or any and all Simpsons quotes in any context.

Worst. Example. Ever.

02-09-2015 09:51PM

bottlebrush wrote: »

People with 'Baby on Board' stickers on their car. Why? So we drive more carefully?

If you have a baby in your car, then YOU drive responsibly. I always drive responsibly regardless of who I am behind because I value all human life..

This used to really irritate me too. But I was recently informed that it's actually for the benefit of the emergency services, if you've been in a car accident, as depending on the severity, it may not be immediately obvious that there was a child on board.
I don't know how true that is.

Dubkent · 02-09-2015 09:52PM

90% of people posting in the motors forum

xsi · 02-09-2015 10:55PM

Anyone who is talking about someone and says " I pay tax for them"

Tropheus · 02-09-2015 11:10PM

And people who give a peace sign when being photographed. Who do they think they are? Bono? ****.

Yurt2 · 02-09-2015 11:21PM

'Photographers', 'world travellers' (tourists).

No, your photoblog of monks in Burma (wow they have smartphones 'juxtaposition'!) put through a filter does not interest me.

Joe prim · 02-09-2015 11:21PM

previous user wrote: »

Oldish guy walking in the Phoenix park coming from Castlerock, just being friendly and polite I just said hello, all I got was a sneering condescending glance, you my friend are an elitist c*cksucking WANKER!

Just being friendly? to some random old guy? In the Phoenix Park? Are you a rent boy?

PropJoe10 · 02-09-2015 11:23PM

People that use the "but they don't pay road tax" argument when talking about cyclists.

People that post nothing on Facebook but pictures of their kids, or baby-related stuff.

People that wear horse-riding jodhpurs even when there isn't a horse within half a mile.

MonkstownHoop · 02-09-2015 11:27PM

PropJoe10 wrote: »

People that use the "but they don't pay road tax" argument when talking about cyclists.
People that post nothing on Facebook but pictures of their kids, or baby-related stuff.

Yeah sure I should pay that when I run on them

Samsgirl · 02-09-2015 11:51PM

Someone who won't get off their mobile phone when Im trying to serve them. I now ignore them waving wildly at me and refuse to engage till they hang up.

Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

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