Man walks into a bar..

It's the way you tell 'em.

He has a horrible drinking problem

A man I knew once got a smack of a bar.:eek:

A man walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."

The barman says, "Wow, you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay."

The next day, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for six more double vodkas. When the bartender asks what's wrong, the man says, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!"

On the third day, the guy comes into the bar and orders another six double vodkas. The bartender says, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

The man downs the first drink and says, "Yeah, my wife!"

He stays there until closing. No one joins him throughout the night. He is there most nights. It's his job. He is quite good at it but also studying business at night to make something of himself.

Woman walks into a bar with a duck.

Barman says "what the hell are you doing with that pig".

Woman says "that's not a pig, it's a duck".

Barman says "excuse me I was talking to the duck".

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English.

A duck walks into a bar

Any quack says the barman

A white horse walks into a bar.
The barman says "did you know this pub is named after you?"
The horse says "wow, this pub is called Eric!"