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Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

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  • #482
    MarkY91
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,071 ✭✭✭MarkY91


    MonkstownHoop wrote: »
    Or even worse the ones who will go to the gym all done up just to walk on the treadmill and chat to their mate

    There are too many gym annoyances to mention. I'll try a few..

    men in fairly good shape(good on them tbh) lifting their top up to flex their abs for no reason

    Women with their hair done up like a night out

    Backward cap guys..basically the whole YOLO SWAG type of people are wanker haha

    20 tear old going around with beards that were fashionable with middle aged men in 1920...


  • #483
    namloc1980
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,477 ✭✭✭✭namloc1980


    kunst nugget wrote: »
    Anytime I see people playing chess, I run up to them and say 'There's people starving in China! GET OVER YOURSELVES!' It usually helps that they're quite feeble looking and don't seem to be too Vitamin D enriched most of the time.

    Sure you do.


  • #484
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    namloc1980 wrote: »
    Sure you do.

    All the time. These crazy people having their hobbies when they should be cooking soup for polar bears…


  • #485
    Larbre34
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,551 ✭✭✭✭Larbre34


    MarkY91 wrote: »
    Women who wear gym clothes when not working out as in going shopping or walking around town. It's a weird fashion trend so it seems

    That doesn't make them w@nkers, it makes me a w@nker. Literally :cool:


  • #486
    GreaseGunner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 74 ✭✭GreaseGunner


    When two lanes of traffic are merging, the people who keep overtaking for as long as possible in the right-hand lane and expect to be politely let back into line further on are generally wankbags.


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  • #487
    nyarlothothep
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,183 ✭✭✭nyarlothothep


    Right wingers and neoliberals generally.


  • #488
    Saipanne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,882 ✭✭✭Saipanne


    nyarlothothep wrote: »
    Right wingers and neoliberals generally.

    Left wingers and angry stoner types, generally.


  • #489
    Ash.J.Williams
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,138 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams


    in reality anyone that identifies as left or right is a twat.....just deal with issue objectively ffs


  • #490
    Saipanne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,882 ✭✭✭Saipanne


    Ash.J.Williams wrote: »
    in reality anyone that identifies as left or right is a twat.....just deal with issue objectively ffs

    I actually agree. I just derive pleasure out of annoying both sides.

    :)


  • #491
    brian_7070
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51 ✭✭brian_7070


    Agree with most of what is written so far Id just like to add anyone who uses the following words/phrases to describe themselves:
    Quirky, mad for a laugh, eccentric, a bit of a hippy ,a bit of a nerd ,driven ,career orientated ,a bit out there , one of the lads (in the case of females)


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  • #492
    nyarlothothep
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,183 ✭✭✭nyarlothothep


    Saipanne wrote: »
    Left wingers and angry stoner types, generally.

    Haha, I knew that someone was going to respond with that, just not so fast. Ah boards, so predictable I could almost write the script for it.


  • #493
    Saipanne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,882 ✭✭✭Saipanne


    nyarlothothep wrote: »
    Haha, I knew that someone was going to respond with that, just not so fast. Ah boards, so predictable I could almost write the script for it.

    Haha, I knew that someone was going to respond with that, just not so fast. Ah boards, so predictable I could almost write the script for it.


  • #494
    Ash.J.Williams
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,138 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams


    brian_7070 wrote: »
    Agree with most of what is written so far Id just like to add anyone who uses the following words/phrases to describe themselves:
    Quirky, mad for a laugh, eccentric, a bit of a hippy ,a bit of a nerd ,driven ,career orientated ,a bit out there , one of the lads (in the case of females)
    ha my female cousin and her female friend are career orientated according to my auntie....no interest in the fellas


  • #495
    nyarlothothep
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,183 ✭✭✭nyarlothothep


    Saipanne wrote: »
    Haha, I knew that someone was going to respond with that, just not so fast. Ah boards, so predictable I could almost write the script for it.

    Tit for tat, I know what you are but what am I etc. Actually I'll add annoying human echo.


  • #496
    Saipanne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,882 ✭✭✭Saipanne


    brian_7070 wrote: »
    Agree with most of what is written so far Id just like to add anyone who uses the following words/phrases to describe themselves:
    Quirky, mad for a laugh, eccentric, a bit of a hippy ,a bit of a nerd ,driven ,career orientated ,a bit out there , one of the lads (in the case of females)

    You need to get off pof.


  • #497
    Bog Butter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 757 ✭✭✭Bog Butter


    Miley Cyrus, especially when she sticks her tongue out.


  • #498
    nyarlothothep
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,183 ✭✭✭nyarlothothep


    Reverse snobs, "oooh look at you with your fancy craft beers and mochas, you must be a wanker", no, I just enjoy nice things, I like my beverages to dance on my palette.


  • #499
    Kev W
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭Kev W


    nyarlothothep wrote: »
    Reverse snobs, "oooh look at you with your fancy craft beers and mochas, you must be a wanker", no, I just enjoy nice things, I like my beverages to dance on my palette.

    I gave that a thank because I agree with the spirit of what you said but your use of the phrase "dance on my palate" kind of makes me want to do so literally. :)


  • #500
    podgemonster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭podgemonster


    So your Kids are bored, restless and need entertainment. Where do you take them, that quiet poky café up the road. Then sit back and relax while your offspring run around as staff carry hot plates and drinks to customers who are trying to unwind before going back to work, while Mammy gets her Skinny Soy-Based Decaf Latte.

    Fúck you Lady


  • #501
    osarusan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,849 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    Kev W wrote: »
    I gave that a thank because I agree with the spirit of what you said but your use of the phrase "dance on my palate" kind of makes me want to do so literally. :)

    i think it might have been a reference to a post earlier in the thread.


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  • #502
    brian_7070
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51 ✭✭brian_7070


    Saipanne wrote: »
    You need to get off pof.

    People who think they are making witty retorts


  • #503
    Saipanne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,882 ✭✭✭Saipanne


    brian_7070 wrote: »
    People who think they are making witty retorts

    It seems my nail found its target.

    :)


  • #504
    _Whimsical_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,992 ✭✭✭_Whimsical_


    podgemonster wrote: »
    So your Kids are bored, restless and need entertainment. Where do you take them, that quiet poky café up the road. Then sit back and relax while your offspring run around as staff carry hot plates and drinks to customers who are trying to unwind before going back to work, while Mammy gets her Skinny Soy-Based Decaf Latte.

    Fúck you Lady

    Oh I so agree, so many cafes are ruined by the "yummy mummy" brigade. Ever notice how the more glamorously attired the lady the louder they shriek in cafes. Nothing worse than opening the door of some place and being hit by a wall of ear bleeding high pitched cackling , it's actually worse than kids screaming.


  • #505
    Kev W
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭Kev W


    Saipanne wrote: »
    It seems my nail found its target.

    :)

    Nails don't generally have those.


  • #506
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    nyarlothothep wrote: »
    Reverse snobs, "oooh look at you with your fancy craft beers and mochas, you must be a wanker", no, I just enjoy nice things, I like my beverages to dance on my palette.

    I like trying out the different craft beers but I adapt to my surroundings. If I'm in a pub and all they have is the usual usuals, I don't complain bitterly about the lack of palate-dancing, hoppy beers on offer.

    People that can't adapt. They're the ****.


  • #507
    Saipanne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,882 ✭✭✭Saipanne


    Kev W wrote: »
    Nails don't generally have those.

    Which implies that they sometimes do.

    Cheers.


  • #508
    brian_7070
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51 ✭✭brian_7070


    Saipanne wrote: »
    It seems my nail found its target.

    :)

    Yes your master plan worked


  • #509
    _Whimsical_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,992 ✭✭✭_Whimsical_


    People who correct another person's grammar, manners etc socially. Today I had an experience with a professional person who obviously didn't think I was gazing adoringly enough in his direction during a very casual conversation. He was telling me something to which I replied "yes,I know, I heard that earlier", to which he said "you know what exactly???" and made me repeat what he'd just said to ascertain that I had indeed heard him correctly. I could tell he was quite irritated I was able to repeat it verbatim and he didn't get a chance to correct me.


  • #510
    Kev W
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭Kev W


    Saipanne wrote: »
    Which implies that they sometimes do.

    Cheers.

    OK, nails never have those. Better?


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  • #511
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    When you meet a short man, and within ten minutes he's telling you how much he lifts. Alarm bells all over the place. I'm not saying he's overcompensating, but....

    I say this as a short person. :)


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