Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

Duckjob · 02-09-2015 09:12AM

Related to earlier posts-

Office bees who wear earphones out at lunchtime and don't take them off when ordering at Deli's etc. Show some basic manners FFS and stop being such a wanker.

B.A._Baracus · 02-09-2015 09:15AM

I think most people in the world are a-holes.... and as each year goes by I am now one of them too I reckon.

People are out for at themselves in this world.
People dont look at themselves but judge others.

I think the older you get the more you get soured on people.

Saipanne · 02-09-2015 09:35AM

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

I think most people in the world are a-holes.... and as each year goes by I am now one of them too I reckon.

People are out for at themselves in this world.
People dont look at themselves but judge others.

I think the older you get the more you get soured on people.

I agree. The older I get, the less I like people.

With good reason.

valoren · 02-09-2015 09:46AM

Anyone who stands or walks around with their hands in their pockets during a situation that requires decorum, tact and respect. A funeral for example. That's a great warning sign.

Saipanne · 02-09-2015 09:51AM

valoren wrote: »

Anyone who stands or walks around with their hands in their pockets during a situation that requires decorum, tact and respect. A funeral for example. That's a great warning sign.

Ronan O Gara meets the Queen?

grundie · 02-09-2015 09:54AM

Slegging/Slagging. E.G. Saying something offensive about someone and then saying "I was only having a laugh" or "I was only slagging" when called out on it.

valoren · 02-09-2015 09:57AM

grundie wrote: »

Slegging/Slagging. E.G. Saying something offensive about someone and then saying "I was only having a laugh" or "I was only slagging" when called out on it.

It's always "only a bit of banter" when called out on it.

grundie · 02-09-2015 10:00AM

People who complain about what people post on facebook.

If your a friend with someone and you don't like what they post, unfriend them. You can't expect others to change to suit what you want to see.

jca · 02-09-2015 10:02AM

People wearing headphones while driving...

Saipanne · 02-09-2015 10:25AM

jca wrote: »

People wearing headphones while driving...

Or cycling. That's just mental.

kunst nugget · 02-09-2015 10:28AM

jca wrote: »

People wearing headphones while driving...

Truly these are the ultimate ****.

Ash.J.Williams · 02-09-2015 10:30AM

People who make online comments as if they are an authority on a subject and appear smug in their views but are totally wrong and actually know very little.

Saipanne · 02-09-2015 10:31AM

Ash.J.Williams wrote: »

People who make online comments as if they are an authority on a subject and appear smug in their views but are totally wrong and actually know very little.

99% of boards, then.

threebagsfull · 02-09-2015 10:32AM

Smokers.

Danjamin1 · 02-09-2015 10:32AM

Saipanne wrote: »

Or cycling. That's just mental.

Well that depends, if it's big over-ear headphones then yes I'd agree, but one earbud on the left ear is ok (because I do it myself)

02-09-2015 10:33AM

Anyone that's goes for a 'sneaky' pint. How is it sneaky? You're 29 years of age. Also likely to utter "be rude not to".

****.

MonkstownHoop · 02-09-2015 11:43AM

Runners who do all there stretching out in the street, nothing that can't be done inside before you go out, grinds my gears that.

Hande hoche! · 02-09-2015 11:47AM

Omackeral wrote: »

Anyone that's goes for a 'sneaky' pint. How is it sneaky? You're 29 years of age. Also likely to utter "be rude not to".

****.

Now I'm having flashbacks to the "cheeky volvic" advert.

threebagsfull · 02-09-2015 11:48AM

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

Runners who do all there stretching out in the street, nothing that can't be done inside before you go out, grinds my gears that.

I used to run with people straight after work who never stretched and would be eager to get going so I'd have to stop every now and then to stretch something out if necessary.

well spoken man · 02-09-2015 11:49AM

People who cut in front of children at shop counters when the child was clearly there before them....ignorant pigs..

podgemonster · 02-09-2015 11:56AM

Someone who opens up their illuminating phone in the middle of film at the cinema to tweet/text.

Fúck right off!

threebagsfull · 02-09-2015 11:59AM

well spoken man wrote: »

People who cut in front of children at shop counters when the child was clearly there before them....ignorant pigs..

And the shop staff who serve them knowing this. A local shop used to ignore me when adults were there and even when everyone was gone, they'd still wait until another adult came in before thinking of serving me.

Mr.Plough · 02-09-2015 12:34PM

When anyone says the word "bants" it immediately fills me with rage.

Ash.J.Williams · 02-09-2015 12:43PM

most of the words mentioned here that render one a "wanker" or "tosser" are used so often by myself in an ironic fashion, that they have become part of my vocabulary. So i'm a tosser without really meaning it.....

Larbre34 · 02-09-2015 12:56PM

"Local" committee members. Tidy towns, musical society, ramblers, chess club, astronomy society. There are some dreadful self important w@nk stains sitting on the boards of what are basically people organising hobbies.

Get over yourselves and try cooking some soup for the homeless and take it out to them late at night.

kunst nugget · 02-09-2015 01:42PM

Larbre34 wrote: »

"Local" committee members. Tidy towns, musical society, ramblers, chess club, astronomy society. There are some dreadful self important w@nk stains sitting on the boards of what are basically people organising hobbies.

Get over yourselves and try cooking some soup for the homeless and take it out to them late at night.

Anytime I see people playing chess, I run up to them and say 'There's people starving in China! GET OVER YOURSELVES!' It usually helps that they're quite feeble looking and don't seem to be too Vitamin D enriched most of the time.

Maximus Alexander · 02-09-2015 02:01PM

People who drive with shoes on.

People who walk without gloves.

MarkY91 · 02-09-2015 02:09PM

Women who wear gym clothes when not working out as in going shopping or walking around town. It's a weird fashion trend so it seems

MonkstownHoop · 02-09-2015 02:22PM

MarkY91 wrote: »

Women who wear gym clothes when not working out as in going shopping or walking around town. It's a weird fashion trend so it seems

Or even worse the ones who will go to the gym all done up just to walk on the treadmill and chat to their mate

Pac1Man · 02-09-2015 02:37PM

kunst nugget wrote: »

Anytime I see people playing chess, I run up to them and say 'There's people starving in China! GET OVER YOURSELVES!' It usually helps that they're quite feeble looking and don't seem to be too Vitamin D enriched most of the time.

They are probably starving Chinese.

Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

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