OMG HELP!

stargazer 68 · 02-09-2015 09:10AM #1

Oh lads
Hangover from hell and Im sitting at my desk. Please help! :eek:

02-09-2015 09:12AM

Eggs, cheese, water.

MonkeyTennis · 02-09-2015 09:12AM

You dont have a cheeky brandy bottle in your desk??

Amateur

c_man · 02-09-2015 09:13AM

I'm sending my love down the well.

Mr. CooL ICE · 02-09-2015 09:15AM

Step 1: Create time machine
Step 2: Go back in time to when your past self was going to bed
Step 3: Make your past self take a dioralyte before bed
Step 4: Realise the time machine no longer works and your present self is stuck in time with your past self

galljga1 · 02-09-2015 09:15AM

Dovies wrote: »

Oh lads
Hangover from hell and Im sitting at my desk. Please help! :eek:

If you have made it to the desk, its only a baby hangover.

kylith · 02-09-2015 09:16AM

Do they know you're hungover? Can you puke all over yourself and blame it on bird flu?

OldGoat · 02-09-2015 09:16AM

Hell does not exist therefore your hangover is a mere figment. Huzzah!

biko · 02-09-2015 09:18AM

Suffer, it's good for ya.

arayess · 02-09-2015 09:20AM

nip to the jacks for a fiddle with yourself

xabi · 02-09-2015 09:20AM

You work on a Wednesday? Loser.

biketard · 02-09-2015 09:21AM

How about a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?

duchalla · 02-09-2015 09:22AM

That'll teach ya to go on the p!ss on a tuesday night...

john the one · 02-09-2015 09:23AM

Go to the bathroom and take off your shirt to see how much sweat has built up in your shirt collar. Then put back on your shirt and let yourself sweat more into your bacteria laiden starchy shirt

stargazer 68 · 02-09-2015 09:23AM

Have water and thats it! OMG how am I going to make it to 12! Going home time !

Hande hoche! · 02-09-2015 09:23AM

Up your protein intake.

OldMrBrennan83 · 02-09-2015 09:24AM

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mfceiling · 02-09-2015 09:24AM

Better to have a hangover in work time than your own time. Dying and getting paid for it.

#thuglife

biko · 02-09-2015 09:27AM

Tell them you need to go home because your granny passed away unexpectedly.

Sunnyisland · 02-09-2015 09:30AM

Dovies wrote: »

Oh lads
Hangover from hell and Im sitting at my desk. Please help! :eek:

Pray to God

Please God cure my hangover and I promise I will never drink again, ever ,please.

And also please forgive me in advance for lying in saying I will never drink again.

stargazer 68 · 02-09-2015 09:33AM

biko wrote: »

Tell them you need to go home because your granny passed away unexpectedly.

Can't do that - they all know my granny! Thing is when I sober up I will be even worse. God damn you NZ wine!

xabi · 02-09-2015 09:34AM

Dovies wrote: »

Can't do that - they all know my granny! Thing is when I sober up I will be even worse. God damn you NZ wine!

How much wine did you have?

stargazer 68 · 02-09-2015 09:36AM

xabi wrote: »

How much wine did you have?

In between the eating and the talking - 2 bottles!

xabi · 02-09-2015 09:38AM

Dovies wrote: »

In between the eating and the talking - 2 bottles!

In before someone calls you a lightweight, lightweight.

Helpful reply - Get food and Water into you.

Huntergonzo · 02-09-2015 09:39AM

I always think ice cream is your best bet, at least then if you have to get sick it will taste nice

MonkeyTennis · 02-09-2015 09:40AM

what were you doing out on a tuesday night anyway ?

kjl · 02-09-2015 09:46AM

I think the OP is what's wrong with Ireland.

It's bloody Wednesday, why on earth are you hungover in work today? Thank God it's Tuesday, was that your motto last night?

Meanwhile you're sitting there being completely unproductive and getting paid for it, and now you're on boards proving you are doing nothing.

Grow up and sort yourself out.

donegaLroad · 02-09-2015 09:54AM

If you can get it, tomato juice is one of the best ways to get rid of a hangover.

Huntergonzo · 02-09-2015 09:55AM

kjl wrote: »

I think the OP is what's wrong with Ireland.

It's bloody Wednesday, why on earth are you hungover in work today? Thank God it's Tuesday, was that your motto last night?

Grow up and sort yourself out.

Ah get off your high horse, nothing wrong with a few drinks on a Tuesday, anyway life would be a lot more pleasant if people were more relaxed.

Greed is what's wrong with this country and every other country the world over, I'd love to see half the country go into work hungover today and do a rubbish job just to cost these fcukers some money!

kjl wrote: »

Meanwhile you're sitting there being completely unproductive and getting paid for it, and now you're on boards proving you are doing nothing.

The irony of this statement, so are you

xabi · 02-09-2015 09:57AM

kjl wrote: »

I think the OP is what's wrong with Ireland.

It's bloody Wednesday, why on earth are you hungover in work today? Thank God it's Tuesday, was that your motto last night?

Meanwhile you're sitting there being completely unproductive and getting paid for it, and now you're on boards proving you are doing nothing.

Grow up and sort yourself out.

Jaysus, from the man who had to give up drink cause he used to drink too much!

kjl wrote: »

I used to go there at least twice a week, IE£1.50 / €2 a drink was nuts. I actually drank so much back then that I stopped drinking in 2002 and have been sober since.

MonkeyTennis · 02-09-2015 09:58AM

kjl wrote: »

I think the OP is what's wrong with Ireland.

It's bloody Wednesday, why on earth are you hungover in work today? Thank God it's Tuesday, was that your motto last night?

Meanwhile you're sitting there being completely unproductive and getting paid for it, and now you're on boards proving you are doing nothing.

Grow up and sort yourself out.

Theres plenty of things wrong with Ireland. Some lad with a hangover is the least of them

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