Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

Letree · 31-08-2015 10:30PM

professore wrote: »

Social Justice Warrior

Social Justice ****

hawkwind23 · 31-08-2015 10:44PM

When you work in customer service or retail then you are fully qualified to know what a wanker/tosser is
Around 90% of the population

DareGod · 31-08-2015 10:45PM

Guys who use "bro speak" in the gym. Oh good god, stfu. You're not American, and even if you were, it'd still be as annoying as hell. Extra annoying when it's the gym staff who are doing it.

Also, personal trainers shouting "encouragement" at their clients. I find it so CRINGE.

The gym culture attracts so many tossers.

IvaBigWun · 31-08-2015 10:46PM

Streetwalker wrote: »

If your name is Bono.

Ive met people who have spent time in his company and they said he was great craic. And no, they werent **** either

The "Bono is an awful knob" thing people have about him is just Irish begrudgery IMO. Sure, he pontificates about his charity work etc but would you really say no to going on the lash with him?

tayto lover · 31-08-2015 10:48PM

People who support political parties just because daddy did.
Especially those who defend every cut, charge and new tax.

Ramza · 31-08-2015 10:49PM

There's a few signs. Cultivated accents are a signature trademark of pure arse holes.

The same people can ususally be seen going around wearing their armani sunglasses and designer summer wear in the middle of august when its 15 degrees out and there's a bit of sun. Arse hats.

Lads going around with a top knot hairstyle, just to be hip or trendy. It looks ****ing ridiculous. Most of them don't even have long hair and still try to attempt it, ending up looking like a compete wanker. Do they not know they look a show?

People who vape. ****ing hipsters.

Buona Fortuna · 31-08-2015 10:49PM

IvaBigWun wrote: »

The "Bono is an awful knob" thing people have about him is just Irish begrudgery IMO. Sure, he pontificates about his charity work etc but would you really say no to going on the lash with him?

Who's paying?

fryup · 31-08-2015 10:52PM

philstar wrote: »

*btw - can you call a woman a wanker or is it just a male term??

BoJack Horseman wrote: »

The pejorative is bean flicker

but is bean flicker a derogatory term ?

IvaBigWun · 31-08-2015 10:54PM

Buona Fortuna wrote: »

Who's paying?

The Edge.

gazump123 · 31-08-2015 10:57PM

People that say "Sun's out, guns out". Massive ****.

Liam McPoyle · 31-08-2015 10:58PM

When someone complains that their favourite craft beer isn't available in a pub.

Detached Retina · 31-08-2015 11:10PM

Boring username wrote: »

Often accompanied by #1 and a faint whiff of stale urine, similar to that of a gone off bag of wheelies crisps in a way.

THAT Smell is usually from leaving your washing in the machine for a day or more after washing. The smell is obvious and a lot like piss. Now with kids, and being busy, I've done it before once or twice, but I REWASH them. It smacks of lazyness - some people just throw them on the bannisters to dy out and wear them, pissy moldy stink and all. Its not like you can miss it. Worked/lived with lots of people over the years that do this :mad:

Tropheus · 31-08-2015 11:12PM

People who wear a baseball cap when driving a car. It should be the international symbol to let other drivers know that the wearer is a complete wanker and is liable to do anything on the road and will most likely kill everyone bar themselves.

Mr_Muffin · 31-08-2015 11:12PM

SSLguru wrote: »

Anyone who is suddenly a UFC know it all even though they only started watching it in 2014

Not a whole lot to learn about UFC to be fair - it's just 2 guys in a ring fighting.

Puibo · 31-08-2015 11:13PM

People who wear their work badges outsife of work. "Oh look at me and my badge with my face on it"

Detached Retina · 31-08-2015 11:14PM

IvaBigWun wrote: »

Ive met people who have spent time in his company and they said he was great craic. And no, they werent **** either

The "Bono is an awful knob" thing people have about him is just Irish begrudgery IMO. Sure, he pontificates about his charity work etc but would you really say no to going on the lash with him?

Actually true, he does pontificate, but he'd have time for anyone - not a bit snobby or exclusive, very personable.

Detached Retina · 31-08-2015 11:16PM

Puibo wrote: »

People who wear their work badges outsife of work. "Oh look at me and my badge with my face on it"

I'll remember to take mine off when I pop to lidl on my break so :eek: (I keep the pic side in to the holder on my lanyard (on the wanker list too

) so its not showing btw, mings)

31-08-2015 11:16PM

Into The Blue wrote: »

The lanyard brigade.. Ye know who ye are..
Usually accompanied by 'borrowed my father's suit till i can afford my own' man..

These tossers, who themselves work for minimum wage, will look down on anyone who's parents earn less than 100k pa.

What's wrong with wearing a lanyard?

wetlandsboy · 31-08-2015 11:26PM

People who wear skinny tracksuit bottoms in the gym. People who wear hoodies over a baseball hat in the gym. Gyms certainly get an awful amount of gimps.

Sh1tbag OToole · 31-08-2015 11:27PM

Puibo wrote: »

People who wear their work badges outsife of work. "Oh look at me and my badge with my face on it"

What about putting QR codes with links to one's Linkedin profile on one's CV? How does that make you feel?

cowboyBuilder · 31-08-2015 11:30PM

dudara wrote: »

Someone who walks through a door and doesn't check if there's someone behind them, or doesn't make sure the door is shut after them

People who treat waitstaff and customer service people badly. Or doesn't even say thank you.

These are simple things, but they stand out to me about a person

Yeah, likewise someone who clicks to get a waiters attention, I wanna f*cking smack their face!!!!

Boskowski · 31-08-2015 11:43PM

SSLguru wrote: »

Someone who promotes the reckless open borders policy this country has.

Of course if you oppose reckless mass immigration they will scream "racist " at you whilst then droning on about diversity.

White guilt is eating them alive

Anyone who harps on and on about how the country is being swarmed by blacks. In a country where I can drive for hours without actually seeing one. Not that that matters.

Well you found the right thread after all anyway.

Detached Retina · 31-08-2015 11:56PM

Deleted User wrote: »

What's wrong with wearing a lanyard?

Indeed. They're usually your security swipe into the building you work/your work car park, in many companies, and secondary schools have them too now.

newmug · 31-08-2015 11:58PM

Kev W wrote: »

What about a bully that only bullies people about being lazy?

There's standard ****, then there's bully ****, then there's lazy ****. All equally wankerish. I've no time for any of them.

Detached Retina · 01-09-2015 12:00AM

wetlandsboy wrote: »

People who wear skinny tracksuit bottoms in the gym. People who wear hoodies over a baseball hat in the gym. Gyms certainly get an awful amount of gimps.

Or those multi coloured lycra man leggings with v neck tee that have now crept outside the gym into every day life :eek:

slangamerican · 01-09-2015 12:22AM

Anyone that has gone away for a year and then spends the next 5 years saying "it wasn't like this in xxxx" & "they didn't do it like that in xxxx' Yeah I get it you've been away somewhere

mikedoherty99 · 01-09-2015 12:39AM

Boskowski wrote: »

Anyone who harps on and on about how the country is being swarmed by blacks. In a country where I can drive for hours without actually seeing one. Not that that matters.

Were you driving at nightime?

Raven Runner · 01-09-2015 12:48AM

Someone's sense of style or how they have their hair doesn't define them as a person, you should be judged on how you act not how you look.

Ramza · 01-09-2015 12:55AM

Raven Runner wrote: »

, you should be judged on how you act not how you look.

In an ideal world maybe

Sever Tomorrow · 01-09-2015 12:58AM

Left wingers who are so scared to trample on religious sensitivities that they become apologists for Islamism. Perhaps they may hold the opinion that the West is 100% to blame, but even if they show respect to states and a culture that oppress the liberal values they all love so much. The irony is lost on them.

Equally those on the Far Right who incite violence against all Muslims or just blame them for everything.

Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

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