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What are your disgusting habits?

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  • #32
    petes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    magicmushroom wrote: »
    Spot and blackhead squeezing. Love it!!
    I even get satisfaction watching the minging videos on youtube. I'm vile.

    I had a cyst type thing on my back about a month ago which was about the size of a golf ball.

    Had to get it 'popped' by the doc. I couldn't see it as I was lying on my stomach but at the corner of my eye I could see how far it travelled when popped, about two foot! The nurse only just got out of the way!


  • #33
    magicmushroom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 824 ✭✭✭magicmushroom


    petes wrote: »
    I had a cyst type thing on my back about a month ago which was about the size of a golf ball.

    Had to get it 'popped' by the doc. I couldn't see it as I was lying on my stomach but at the corner of my eye I could see how far it travelled when popped, about two foot! The nurse only just got out of the way!

    I'm jealous of the nurse, I'd love to be a professional spot/cyst squeezer haha :D


  • #34
    Aidric
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,598 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    eet fuk wrote: »
    I have a load of gunk in my earlobes, I guess it's from years ago when I had them pierced.
    I get a real kick outta squeezing them and smelling the stuff that comes out. It's so disgustingly satisfying

    We had a geography teacher in secondary school who used to pick the wax from hie ears, examine it and then in to this mouth. Vile.


  • #35
    Neyite
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,946 ✭✭✭✭Neyite


    magicmushroom wrote: »
    Spot and blackhead squeezing. Love it!!
    I even get satisfaction watching the minging videos on youtube. I'm vile.

    On another mammy forum there's usually a good sporner thread every once in a while complete with gross pictures and lots of equally gross anecdotes from others. You'd love it.


  • #36
    Aisling(",)
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭Aisling(",)


    I'm mad for popping spots, my skins ok so usually I go after my boyfriends.
    Love watching cyst and blackhead extraction videos as well.

    If I get callous on my hands I tear the skin off with my teeth and chew them.Usually only happens when I forget my weight gloves.

    I wee in the shower aswell and love the feeling of cleaning out my ears.

    I'm clearly a sexy beast.


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  • #37
    Akrasia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,103 ✭✭✭✭Akrasia


    I drink milk straight out of the bottle sometimes

    Yes, that's how little regard I have for the people I share milk with.

    Ban billionaires



  • #38
    eet fuk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 263 ✭✭eet fuk


    Sometimes I stick my tongue out when I sneeze. It's gas.


  • #39
    cassid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 811 ✭✭✭cassid


    I had a baby who had bad jaudice and had to do light therapy for a few weeks in hospital. Whatever about the therapy, it gives the baby explosive poo's.

    He was back in out -patients for a check up and the doctor took off his nappy to weight him in his birthday suit, I warned him but he knew better. Next minute himself, did a poo that went in a straight line across the room, on to the wall and door and the next one landed all over the doctor and his notes.

    I was disgusted and yet so impressed his little arse could do this, I bet that doctor never made that mistake again.
    petes wrote: »
    I had a cyst type thing on my back about a month ago which was about the size of a golf ball.

    Had to get it 'popped' by the doc. I couldn't see it as I was lying on my stomach but at the corner of my eye I could see how far it travelled when popped, about two foot! The nurse only just got out of the way!


  • #40
    Neyite
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,946 ✭✭✭✭Neyite


    cassid wrote: »
    I had a baby who had bad jaudice and had to do light therapy for a few weeks in hospital. Whatever about the therapy, it gives the baby explosive poo's.

    He was back in out -patients for a check up and the doctor took off his nappy to weight him in his birthday suit, I warned him but he knew better. Next minute himself, did a poo that went in a straight line across the room, on to the wall and door and the next one landed all over the doctor and his notes.

    I was disgusted and yet so impressed his little arse could do this, I bet that doctor never made that mistake again.

    My child as a newborn sharted in my face when I was changing him. I was impressed at the velocity and range while being simultaneously grossed out and panicking that some of it had gone in my mouth.


  • #41
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Aisling(",) wrote: »
    I'm mad for popping spots, my skins ok so usually I go after my boyfriends.
    Love watching cyst and blackhead extraction videos as well.

    If I get callous on my hands I tear the skin off with my teeth and chew them.Usually only happens when I forget my weight gloves.

    I wee in the shower aswell and love the feeling of cleaning out my ears.

    I'm clearly a sexy beast.

    I do all these things. Rip my calluses off as well. I tried gloves, just don't like them.


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  • #42
    hal9000
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 933 ✭✭✭hal9000


    Starting to regret opening this thread during lunch!


  • #43
    keithclancy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,157 ✭✭✭keithclancy


    I listen to Joe Duffy podcasts on the way to work every morning.


  • #44
    Neyite
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,946 ✭✭✭✭Neyite


    The skin-peelers among you should try these yokes. Massively satisfying and especially after this crap summer since there was no sunburn to peel off.


  • #45
    Sam Kade
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,297 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    There was a thread a few years ago about whether you flap or trap when you fart in bed one poster said they cup and smell :eek: I was wondering how that was done until I came across this bucko http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=87204456


  • #46
    Mesrine65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,949 ✭✭✭Mesrine65


    Clear my nose by blowing snot out at high velocity a la double barrel snot-gun method :D


  • #47
    Sam Kade
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,297 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    Mesrine65 wrote: »
    Clear my nose by blowing snot out at high velocity a la double barrel snot-gun method :D
    I saw a dirty b@stard crossing the road a few years ago, while crossing he blocked one nostril with his finger and blew hard launching a snot rocket from the other nostril :eek:


  • #48
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,068 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Every time I take a large dump, I lift up my t-shirt and look at my belly sideways in the mirror to see if it has gotten any smaller.


  • #49
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,404 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    I smell my fingers after scratching my arse.


  • #50
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Neyite wrote: »
    My child as a newborn sharted in my face when I was changing him. I was impressed at the velocity and range while being simultaneously grossed out and panicking that some of it had gone in my mouth.

    When ours was a baby he shat in the bath...disgusting having to clean that out.
    At least when he went in a nappy you were spared having to handle it!


  • #51
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    When my nephews were about 18 months old, I was babysitting them overnight. I put them both in the bath and they were splashing and playing away looking adorable, and I was looking at them thinking just how fantastic babies are. Then one of them went red in the face, took a completely disproportionate poop, and burst out laughing. The other one laughed too, but my dilemma was which one to save from the advancing turd. I got them both out, washed them down and jammied them, then returned to the bath.

    I used a vegetable strainer to catch the solids. It was a particularly low moment in my life, chasing a turd around a bath. The worst part was part of it had broken up, so it wasn't just a lonely floater. Took ages to clean up. The two boys thought it was hilarious.

    I have no bad habits, personally. None.


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  • #52
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,424 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    You're all disgusting :pac:


  • #53
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,419 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    I love to scrape the gunk from my toenails / between my toes and smell it.

    I do the same with my bellybutton gunk.

    I'll actively avoid washing my hands for a while to savour the aroma.


  • #54
    Mesrine65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,949 ✭✭✭Mesrine65


    ToddyDoody wrote: »
    I love to scrape the gunk from my toenails / between my toes and smell it.

    I do the same with my bellybutton gunk.

    I'll actively avoid washing my hands for a while to savour the aroma.
    Addicted to smeg :eek: :D


  • #55
    eet fuk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 263 ✭✭eet fuk


    ToddyDoody wrote: »
    I love to scrape the gunk from my toenails / between my toes and smell it.

    I do the same with my bellybutton gunk.

    I'll actively avoid washing my hands for a while to savour the aroma.

    Your habits are in stark contrast to your eloquence. I like it


  • #56
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    Wacker The Attacker wrote: »
    I **** on the couch with a banana up my hole

    You should try pulling a chair or opening a door for a woman, you'll get some disgusting looks for that....Half the time.


  • #57
    meliselis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36 ✭meliselis


    I love the smell of my own farts ðŸ˜Â


  • #58
    TomBtheGoat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 321 ✭✭TomBtheGoat


    meliselis wrote: »
    I love the smell of my own farts ðŸ˜Â

    I think we all do, though some won't admit it.


  • #59
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Wacker The Attacker wrote: »
    I **** on the couch with a banana up my hole

    I wouldn't expect anything less from you Wacker.


  • #60
    _Godot_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 918 ✭✭✭_Godot_


    Am I horrible for laughing about all the baby poo?

    I love picking my nose and I always wee when I'm having a shower, saves time.


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  • #61
    RainyDay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,925 ✭✭✭RainyDay


    Candie wrote: »
    When my nephews were about 18 months old, I was babysitting them overnight. I put them both in the bath and they were splashing and playing away looking adorable, and I was looking at them thinking just how fantastic babies are. Then one of them went red in the face, took a completely disproportionate poop, and burst out laughing. The other one laughed too, but my dilemma was which one to save from the advancing turd. I got them both out, washed them down and jammied them, then returned to the bath.

    I used a vegetable strainer to catch the solids. It was a particularly low moment in my life, chasing a turd around a bath. The worst part was part of it had broken up, so it wasn't just a lonely floater. Took ages to clean up. The two boys thought it was hilarious.

    I have no bad habits, personally. None.

    I'll take a raincheck on your vegetable soup so.


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