What are your disgusting habits?

eet fuk

As I sit here picking the skin off my heel, I got to wondering what are some other disgusting activities I could partake in?

I pick my nose too.

Starscream25

I use my faecal matter as a facemask, for deep cleansing action.

I jump in front of cars for money

eet fuk

C'mon now, this is a serious discussion.

Nib

Smoking.

eet fuk

Nib wrote: »

Smoking.

Too serious

K4t

eet fuk wrote: »

I pick my nose too.

Fine in private imo.

The_Valeyard

I read TheJournal.ie

eet fuk

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy wrote: »

I troll boards.ie

You disgust even me

0byme75341jo28

I examine my faeces post-defecation. Sometimes I get really close to have a proper look, it really is interesting to see how well your food's been digested.

And yes I know, it's fúcking disgusting :pac:

When the Sun Hits

I eat the skin off the ends of my fingers.

Wacker The Attacker

I **** on the couch with a banana up my hole

biko

I pee in the shower.

jamesbere

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

I **** on the couch with a banana up my hole

I'm more a cucumber man myself

eet fuk

I'm also a fan of picking the gunk outta my eyelashes. Can be painful, but f*ck me it's satisfying.

magicmushroom

Spot and blackhead squeezing. Love it!!
I even get satisfaction watching the minging videos on youtube. I'm vile.

Fat Christy

biko wrote: »

I pee in the shower.

Everyone does!!


Also a nose picker...when no one is around. I also love busting my spots, especially when all the yellow gunk goes all over the mirror. Awwwh yeah.

jamesbere

Fat Christy wrote: »

Everyone does!!


Also a nose picker...when no one is around. I also love busting my spots, especially when all the yellow gunk goes all over the mirror. Awwwh yeah.

Same here

Robsweezie

I like watching some types of surgery videos on youtube. watched a liposuction operation and was enjoyable seeing all the fat sucked out. also like watching cysts being cut open, boils being lanced, earwax removal etc.

eet fuk

I have a load of gunk in my earlobes, I guess it's from years ago when I had them pierced.
I get a real kick outta squeezing them and smelling the stuff that comes out. It's so disgustingly satisfying

magicmushroom

eet fuk wrote: »

I have a load of gunk in my earlobes, I guess it's from years ago when I had them pierced.
I get a real kick outta squeezing them and smelling the stuff that comes out. It's so disgustingly satisfying

I do that and also with my old belly button piercing. Yuck. But I love it

PandaPoo

You're all barred from future beers.

Sickos!!!

Menas

Fat Christy wrote: »

Everyone does!!

Oh no they dont!

PandaPoo

Menas wrote: »

Oh no they dont!

OK I'll admit I do pee in the shower. I usually shower with my husband so I get in first so I can pee without grossing him out.

I could just use the toilet but I don't. God, I'm just as bad as the rest of you!

Menas

PandaPoo wrote: »

OK I'll admit I do pee in the shower. I usually shower with my husband so I get in first so I can pee without grossing him out.

I could just use the toilet but I don't. God, I'm just as bad as the rest of you!

Rest of them...not rest of you!

PandaPoo

Menas wrote: »

Rest of them...not rest of you!

I'm sure you have a disgusting habit. I hate nose pickers, makes me want to vomit when I see someone doing it

Menas

PandaPoo wrote: »

I'm sure you have a disgusting habit.

:eek:

Sam Kade

PandaPoo wrote: »

You're all barred from future beers.

Sickos!!!

You cock your arse to fart at the table :eek:

Fat Christy

Menas wrote: »

Oh no they dont!

Pfft, prude!

If I'm showering, I'll save my pee for the shower. It really is a bad habit. I could just use the toilet but I won't, ever, if I intend to shower.

Robsweezie

**** it, I piss in the sink :-)

Dravokivich

I piss before I shower.

petes

magicmushroom wrote: »

Spot and blackhead squeezing. Love it!!
I even get satisfaction watching the minging videos on youtube. I'm vile.

I had a cyst type thing on my back about a month ago which was about the size of a golf ball.

Had to get it 'popped' by the doc. I couldn't see it as I was lying on my stomach but at the corner of my eye I could see how far it travelled when popped, about two foot! The nurse only just got out of the way!

magicmushroom

petes wrote: »

I had a cyst type thing on my back about a month ago which was about the size of a golf ball.

Had to get it 'popped' by the doc. I couldn't see it as I was lying on my stomach but at the corner of my eye I could see how far it travelled when popped, about two foot! The nurse only just got out of the way!

I'm jealous of the nurse, I'd love to be a professional spot/cyst squeezer haha

Aidric

eet fuk wrote: »

I have a load of gunk in my earlobes, I guess it's from years ago when I had them pierced.
I get a real kick outta squeezing them and smelling the stuff that comes out. It's so disgustingly satisfying

We had a geography teacher in secondary school who used to pick the wax from hie ears, examine it and then in to this mouth. Vile.

Neyite

magicmushroom wrote: »

Spot and blackhead squeezing. Love it!!
I even get satisfaction watching the minging videos on youtube. I'm vile.

On another mammy forum there's usually a good sporner thread every once in a while complete with gross pictures and lots of equally gross anecdotes from others. You'd love it.

Aisling(",)

I'm mad for popping spots, my skins ok so usually I go after my boyfriends.
Love watching cyst and blackhead extraction videos as well.

If I get callous on my hands I tear the skin off with my teeth and chew them.Usually only happens when I forget my weight gloves.

I wee in the shower aswell and love the feeling of cleaning out my ears.

I'm clearly a sexy beast.

Akrasia

I drink milk straight out of the bottle sometimes

Yes, that's how little regard I have for the people I share milk with.

eet fuk

Sometimes I stick my tongue out when I sneeze. It's gas.

cassid

I had a baby who had bad jaudice and had to do light therapy for a few weeks in hospital. Whatever about the therapy, it gives the baby explosive poo's.

He was back in out -patients for a check up and the doctor took off his nappy to weight him in his birthday suit, I warned him but he knew better. Next minute himself, did a poo that went in a straight line across the room, on to the wall and door and the next one landed all over the doctor and his notes.

I was disgusted and yet so impressed his little arse could do this, I bet that doctor never made that mistake again.

petes wrote: »

I had a cyst type thing on my back about a month ago which was about the size of a golf ball.

Had to get it 'popped' by the doc. I couldn't see it as I was lying on my stomach but at the corner of my eye I could see how far it travelled when popped, about two foot! The nurse only just got out of the way!

Neyite

cassid wrote: »

I had a baby who had bad jaudice and had to do light therapy for a few weeks in hospital. Whatever about the therapy, it gives the baby explosive poo's.

He was back in out -patients for a check up and the doctor took off his nappy to weight him in his birthday suit, I warned him but he knew better. Next minute himself, did a poo that went in a straight line across the room, on to the wall and door and the next one landed all over the doctor and his notes.

I was disgusted and yet so impressed his little arse could do this, I bet that doctor never made that mistake again.

My child as a newborn sharted in my face when I was changing him. I was impressed at the velocity and range while being simultaneously grossed out and panicking that some of it had gone in my mouth.

Fat Christy

Aisling(",) wrote: »

I'm mad for popping spots, my skins ok so usually I go after my boyfriends.
Love watching cyst and blackhead extraction videos as well.

If I get callous on my hands I tear the skin off with my teeth and chew them.Usually only happens when I forget my weight gloves.

I wee in the shower aswell and love the feeling of cleaning out my ears.

I'm clearly a sexy beast.

I do all these things. Rip my calluses off as well. I tried gloves, just don't like them.

hal9000

Starting to regret opening this thread during lunch!

keithclancy

I listen to Joe Duffy podcasts on the way to work every morning.

Neyite

The skin-peelers among you should try these yokes. Massively satisfying and especially after this crap summer since there was no sunburn to peel off.

Sam Kade

There was a thread a few years ago about whether you flap or trap when you fart in bed one poster said they cup and smell :eek: I was wondering how that was done until I came across this bucko http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=87204456

Mesrine65

Clear my nose by blowing snot out at high velocity a la double barrel snot-gun method

Sam Kade

Mesrine65 wrote: »

Clear my nose by blowing snot out at high velocity a la double barrel snot-gun method

I saw a dirty b@stard crossing the road a few years ago, while crossing he blocked one nostril with his finger and blew hard launching a snot rocket from the other nostril :eek:

Mr. CooL ICE

Every time I take a large dump, I lift up my t-shirt and look at my belly sideways in the mirror to see if it has gotten any smaller.

Mister Vain

I smell my fingers after scratching my arse.

Menas

Neyite wrote: »

My child as a newborn sharted in my face when I was changing him. I was impressed at the velocity and range while being simultaneously grossed out and panicking that some of it had gone in my mouth.

When ours was a baby he shat in the bath...disgusting having to clean that out.
At least when he went in a nappy you were spared having to handle it!

When my nephews were about 18 months old, I was babysitting them overnight. I put them both in the bath and they were splashing and playing away looking adorable, and I was looking at them thinking just how fantastic babies are. Then one of them went red in the face, took a completely disproportionate poop, and burst out laughing. The other one laughed too, but my dilemma was which one to save from the advancing turd. I got them both out, washed them down and jammied them, then returned to the bath.

I used a vegetable strainer to catch the solids. It was a particularly low moment in my life, chasing a turd around a bath. The worst part was part of it had broken up, so it wasn't just a lonely floater. Took ages to clean up. The two boys thought it was hilarious.

I have no bad habits, personally. None.