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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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  • #902
    Mehaffey1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,695 ✭✭✭Mehaffey1


    Some wee girls just don't get it being a farmer doesn't make uneducated. It's not my fault your a towine haven't horses doesn't make u stuck up. So I suggest u get a job yourself and stop claiming of the government for sitting on your ass everyday

    Let down the side a wee bit there love


  • #903
    daisybelle2008
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,403 ✭✭✭daisybelle2008


    fussyonion wrote: »
    Fella posts a pic of himself in front of a load of shots lined up on a bar.
    Someone comments: "how r u knot ded ya spaztick"

    Fella replies; "cos i no how ta drink so i does an cu u litle goblin ye herd bout dat time u came in (insert name of pub) an start trowdin ur way arund an got sik al ova d bar ha scarlit for ye mar for havin ye haohoha ne way enough chattin ders drinkin te b dun"

    Someone replies: "luv ye son b carful wont ye"

    I can manage to decipher it all except this bit, anyone know what a 'haohoha' is?


  • #904
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    daisybelle2008 wrote: »
    I can manage to decipher it all except this bit, anyone know what a 'haohoha' is?
    "Ha ha ha ha", I believe.

    Fucking spa couldn't even get that right.


  • #905
    razorblunt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    daisybelle2008 wrote: »
    I can manage to decipher it all except this bit, anyone know what a 'haohoha' is?

    It's Samoan for "hahaha" I'd imagine.


  • #906
    TheChevron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,065 ✭✭✭TheChevron


    fussyonion wrote: »
    Fella posts a pic of himself in front of a load of shots lined up on a bar.
    Someone comments: "how r u knot ded ya spaztick"

    Fella replies; "cos i no how ta drink so i does an cu u litle goblin ye herd bout dat time u came in (insert name of pub) an start trowdin ur way arund an got sik al ova d bar ha scarlit for ye mar for havin ye haohoha ne way enough chattin ders drinkin te b dun"

    Someone replies: "luv ye son b carful wont ye"
    You have to get a screenshot of that :pac:


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  • #907
    PandaPoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,977 ✭✭✭PandaPoo


    Oh jesus....


  • #908
    Aidric
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,595 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    weather updates..jesus, well done.


  • #909
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    PandaPoo wrote: »
    Oh jesus....

    And 14 people thanked it :eek::eek: I commend them on their correct spelling of convictions though!


  • #910
    Precious flower
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,812 ✭✭✭Precious flower


    Ansley Uninterested Cornbread wrote: »
    And people who use a capital letter at the start of every word.
    Oh my dear lord they constantly do this in work with any signs that are posted up. And this is a big company I work for too. Why, just why? I see it more often now I wonder whether it's purpose is to bring the eyes attention to certain words. It's funny I was asked to fill in a self-assessment form recently and it said "Any other Issues you would like to raise?" and I felt like writing "Yes, your misuse of capital letters"


  • #911
    Clankatron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81 ✭✭Clankatron


    Kovu wrote: »
    And 14 people thanked it :eek::eek: I commend them on their correct spelling of convictions though!

    Not that surprising when you consider how often that particular word would pop up in the retards daily life.


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  • #912
    RainyDay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,925 ✭✭✭RainyDay


    Clankatron wrote: »
    Not that surprising when you consider how often that particular word would pop up in the retards daily life.
    El Weirdo wrote: »
    "Ha ha ha ha", I believe.

    Fucking spa couldn't even get that right.

    Any chance that ye might think about choose a different derogatory term next time - one that doesn't belittle people with disabilities?


  • #913
    bajer101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,178 ✭✭✭bajer101


    RainyDay wrote: »
    Any chance that ye might think about choose a different derogatory term next time - one that doesn't belittle people with disabilities?

    I don't know of anyone who describes people with special needs as spas or retards. Those words have evolved to exclusively describe gobshítes. If you are trying to retain these words as descriptors of people with special needs then I think it is you who is doing the belittling.


  • #914
    Potential Underachiever
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,003 ✭✭✭Potential Underachiever




  • #915
    RainyDay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,925 ✭✭✭RainyDay


    bajer101 wrote: »
    I don't know of anyone who describes people with special needs as spas or retards. Those words have evolved to exclusively describe gobshítes. If you are trying to retain these words as descriptors of people with special needs then I think it is you who is doing the belittling.

    Ricky Gervais started out in exactly that position when he was challenged by the parent of a child with intellectual disabilities about using the word 'mong'. He eventually saw the light;

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2051938/Ricky-Gervais-admits-naive-offensive-remarks-Twitter.html

    But maybe it must be just me so.

    Me and John McGinley, father of a child with Down's Syndrome, that is.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04Ser5wmPSA


    Oh, don't forget about me and Avril Lavigne too;

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2_NW4l9afQ


    Oh and don't forget about me, Jame Smith and Lauren Potter from Glee

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T549VoLca_Q


    Oh and don't forget about that bastion of political correctness Johnny Knoxville and his friend Eddie Barbaranell from the movie 'The Ringer'.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfMlrTV_5vY


  • #916
    brandnewaward
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 438 ✭✭brandnewaward


    PandaPoo wrote: »
    Oh jesus....

    who steals a steamroller ?........and wrecks a church with it?
    people like this should be culled


  • #917
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    RainyDay wrote: »
    Any chance that ye might think about choose a different derogatory term next time - one that doesn't belittle people with disabilities?

    Would you not just report the posts instead? I've lost count of the amount of times you've put those videos up at this stage.


  • #918
    Clankatron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81 ✭✭Clankatron


    RainyDay wrote: »
    Any chance that ye might think about choose a different derogatory term next time - one that doesn't belittle people with disabilities?

    I don't see people with learning disabilities as "retards".

    But you clearly do.


  • #919
    bajer101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,178 ✭✭✭bajer101


    RainyDay wrote: »
    Ricky Gervais started out in exactly that position when he was challenged by the parent of a child with intellectual disabilities about using the word 'mong'. He eventually saw the light;

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2051938/Ricky-Gervais-admits-naive-offensive-remarks-Twitter.html

    But maybe it must be just me so.

    Me and John McGinley, father of a child with Down's Syndrome, that is.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04Ser5wmPSA


    Oh, don't forget about me and Avril Lavigne too;

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2_NW4l9afQ


    Oh and don't forget about me, Jame Smith and Lauren Potter from Glee

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T549VoLca_Q


    Oh and don't forget about that bastion of political correctness Johnny Knoxville and his friend Eddie Barbaranell from the movie 'The Ringer'.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfMlrTV_5vY

    I think at this stage it is just you. I understand where you are coming from, but you cannot try to own a word and accuse someone of using it derogatorily. It really is PC gone mad. It is the equivalent of me calling you a judgmental bastard and someone jumping up and saying that is insulting to people born outside of wedlock. Those words have moved on and so should you. We need to look at the intent of the people who are using the words.


  • #920
    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,227 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    Not someone I'm friends with but clicked the comments of a page someone liked about people vandalising water meters to see if they came up to the usual standard of such pages and wasn't disappointed.

    The first was the story itself, with thinly veiled digs at Denis O'Brien and hw they were striking out against him by doing this while missing the obvious irony that because of the fact that he isnt involved with Irish water ,but only with one of the companies contracted to install the meters, he'll most likely make more money by having to replace any damaged meters . I'd say he's delighted its happening,

    The 2nd was the below comment.

    Ron Victor Good work, oh fairies, and let the gardai try and catch the fairies.....no chance!!!! What would be the charge anyhow???? Being a fairy??? They better arrest Rentboy Varadkar then!!!

    Posted by someone who wants to let everyone know how much of a supporter they are of the gay community by having a rainbow flag profile pic :rolleyes:


  • #921
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,589 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    RainyDay wrote: »
    Any chance that ye might think about choose a different derogatory term next time - one that doesn't belittle people with disabilities?
    RainyDay wrote: »
    Ricky Gervais started out in exactly that position when he was challenged by the parent of a child with intellectual disabilities about using the word 'mong'. He eventually saw the light;

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2051938/Ricky-Gervais-admits-naive-offensive-remarks-Twitter.html

    But maybe it must be just me so.

    Me and John McGinley, father of a child with Down's Syndrome, that is.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04Ser5wmPSA


    Oh, don't forget about me and Avril Lavigne too;

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2_NW4l9afQ


    Oh and don't forget about me, Jame Smith and Lauren Potter from Glee

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T549VoLca_Q


    Oh and don't forget about that bastion of political correctness Johnny Knoxville and his friend Eddie Barbaranell from the movie 'The Ringer'.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfMlrTV_5vY



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  • #922
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 14,242 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'm taking a break from facebook myself, but my brother just sent me this ridiculous update from a female acquaintance of ours whom we knew from when she was studying agriculture in the UK. Total rich redneck, real hilbilly girl btw.

    This status is about minimum wage in the US. Links to an article where Wendy's (the fast food chain) preaches about "what Really Happens With A Minimum Wage Rise: Job Losses"
    It's refreshing to read an article about LOGISTICS; a crucial factor that continues to be increasingly disregarded. Money don't grow on trees, y'all! Whether it be a mighty fine increase in minimum wage (which I admit, would've been handy at my $6.25/hr job in high school) or Hillary's promise to give everybody a free college education (does she think she's Oprah?); listen to what life experience has always proven: if it seems too good to be true, it usually is -- My advice is simply: before hopping on a bandwagon, do a little homework into the repercussions of what the "solution to all your problems" may be. There is always a bigger picture at hand. Otherwise, we're just breeding ignorance, and that's not doing anyone any favors in the long run. Have a great day!

    *cue all the backslapping*

    ugh. she is informing her opinion on minimum wage on the profit concerns of Wendy's fast food chain. She is so frustrating.


  • #923
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 1,043 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Kovu wrote: »
    And 14 people thanked it :eek::eek: I commend them on their correct spelling of convictions though!

    69 people "liked" a FB status where a 14-year-old bragged about stabbing his teacher. :(

    "The motherfukka getin funny so I stick the blade straight in his tummy"

    http://www.breakingnews.ie/world/boy-14-gets-11-years-detention-for-racially-motivated-stabbing-of-teacher-690374.html


  • #924
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Deleted User wrote: »
    69 people "liked" a FB status where a 14-year-old bragged about stabbing his teacher. :(

    "The motherfukka getin funny so I stick the blade straight in his tummy"

    http://www.breakingnews.ie/world/boy-14-gets-11-years-detention-for-racially-motivated-stabbing-of-teacher-690374.html

    https://g33kp0rn.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/i-dont-want-to-live-on-this-planet-anymore.jpg


  • #925
    gutenberg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 984 ✭✭✭gutenberg


    Jesus...
    For all a you's who gave me **** for being a simple **** over the years ye can go and smoke your nannys ashes cause don't think I didn't come out of it with 355 points all honours bitchessss **** you's all someone give me a poxy drink!!!!!!!


  • #926
    NormalBob Ubiquitypants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 297 ✭✭NormalBob Ubiquitypants


    So I think this needs to go in the rare category of the Great Facebook Status.

    http://lovindublin.com/feature/irish-girl-in-video-ripping-the-piss-out-of-fashion-blogger-is-superb

    I like to think she is a member here.


  • #927
    RainyDay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,925 ✭✭✭RainyDay


    kunst nugget wrote: »
    Would you not just report the posts instead? I've lost count of the amount of times you've put those videos up at this stage.
    Been there, done that. It's a fairly pointless exercise.

    The overall mod view the last time the issue was seriously discussed can be found here.
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056956849

    It's a cop-out, given that derogatory terms based on race, ethnicity, sexual orientation and religion are routinely banned on the site. But it's OK to have a go at people with disabilities, apparently? Why? Probably because as John McGinley explains in the video, there is no 'tax'.

    Clankatron wrote: »
    I don't see people with learning disabilities as "retards".

    But you clearly do.

    But you are aware that the origination of the term relates to a technical description of people with intellectual disabilities, right?

    And now you're aware, after seeing the videos, that many people with intellectual disabilities and their families are hugely offended by casual, derogatory use of the term. Here's a good explanation from an Irish dad of a young man with Down's Syndrome on the impact of the term on the young man on their family.

    And you've clearly seen from the existence of the US-based 'Stop the R-word' campaign that I am far from alone in my views.

    I'd imagine that you don't casually use N-I-G-G-E-R or F-A-G-G-O-T or YID or RAGHEAD as derogatory terms.

    So tell me again why it is important to you to use a term that you know causes offence to a particular group of people?
    bajer101 wrote: »
    I think at this stage it is just you.
    Nope, it's not. Here's someone else;
    https://downsdad.wordpress.com/2010/02/24/on-the-use-and-power-of-the-word-retard/
    Have a look at the earlier boards thread on the issue, and you'll see that it is far from 'just me'.
    bajer101 wrote: »
    I understand where you are coming from, but you cannot try to own a word and accuse someone of using it derogatorily. It really is PC gone mad. It is the equivalent of me calling you a judgmental bastard and someone jumping up and saying that is insulting to people born outside of wedlock. Those words have moved on and so should you. We need to look at the intent of the people who are using the words.

    So can you explain the double-standard where by N-I-G-G-E-R and P-A-K-I and F-A-G-G-O-T are banned, but retard is not. Should we be 'looking at the intent of people using N-I-G-G-E-R now too?


  • #928
    G_R
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,028 Mod ✭✭✭✭G_R


    Mod

    This is not the place to discuss what words are banned and what arent and why some are and some aren't.

    Appropriate forum is feedback.

    If you've an issue with any post report it - we aren't rules lawyers here, just cos a certain word isn't banned doesn't mean that it's not actionable in the certain context - if you fee there's an issue, report it and tell us why and we will review.

    No more discussion on this.


  • #929
    GotTheTshirt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 674 ✭✭✭GotTheTshirt


    valoren wrote: »
    "As a mum that has two beautiful angels in heaven on birthdays and angelversaries I try to keep myself going....."


    Angelversary??

    I'd be willing to give a mother who has lost two children a free pass on this one myself.


  • #930
    Potential Underachiever
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,003 ✭✭✭Potential Underachiever


    GotTheTshirt wrote: »
    I'd be willing to give a mother who has lost two children a free pass on this one myself.

    You would think so and maybe whoever posted it deserves a free pass, but from what I've seen on my own feed, even from my own family members tbh, some people just want to milk every last drop out of it, it's bizarre behaviour and there's no other reason for doing it than looking for attention.


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  • #931
    Dolbert
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,154 ✭✭✭Dolbert


    The comments on this are gold

    https://facebook.com/thehumansofdublin/photos/a.264404390424930.1073741829.249815928550443/374116299453738/?type=1&source=48


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