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I Am A Tennent's Drinker

  • 12-08-2015 01:28AM
    #1
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭


    And I'm Wile Sound!

    Have you ever met a drinker of the Scottish lager of the Gods that wasn't? Everyone should take Tennent's into their hearts, even if I am biased.

    Why don't you drink Tennent's?


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  • #2
    Stheno
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,685 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    And I'm Wile Sound!

    Have you ever met a drinker of the Scottish lager of the Gods that wasn't? Everyone should take Tennent's into their hearts, even if I am biased.

    Why don't you drink Tennent's?

    It's worse than buckfast

    How many have you had?


  • #3
    Gatling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,291 ✭✭✭✭Gatling


    I'll stick to Ale thanks
    360_F_102352090_ie3kLjDIvgrT1sxVDknWCUh8PxgMYzM7.jpg




  • #4
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Stheno wrote: »
    It's worse than buckfast

    How many have you had?
    You just haven't had the good proper stuff from a clean line in a polished glass.

    Even tonight as I was walking home from the pub I took a bit of a head stagger and nearly fell in a shuck. But I pulled myself out of it and thought to myself, that was the Tennent's. Any other beer and I'd be drooked right now


  • #5
    NachoBusiness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    If there's one great thing that no one can deny, if there's one great sight..


  • #6
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 14,242 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I am debating coffee. I have to be in work in 5 hours 51 minutes.

    I mught have a cup of wine. Tennants is pure pish.


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  • #7
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »
    I am debating coffee. I have to be in work in 5 hours 51 minutes.
    Have a Tennent's. Fcuk work!


  • #8
    One More Toy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,021 ✭✭✭One More Toy


    I dont drink tennants because im not an unemployed balding scotsman fuelled by hatred due to having to support the same team his daddy did because hes Catholic/Prodestant


  • #9
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    One More Toy wrote: »
    I dont drink tennants because im not an unemployed balding scotsman fuelled by hatred due to having to support the same team his daddy did because hes Catholic/Prodestant
    Tennent's is an all encompassing lager, we don't care who you are or what you are or what you drink, as long as you stick your craft beers up your hole!:pac:


  • #10
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    And I'm Wile Sound!

    Have you ever met a drinker of the Scottish lager of the Gods that wasn't? Everyone should take Tennent's into their hearts, even if I am biased.

    Why don't you drink Tennent's?


    Tennents tastes like cat vomit mixed with the piss of an alcoholic, with a hint of blight ridden potatoes, fermented in a bag of sh*te.


  • #11
    TheLastMohican
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,837 ✭✭✭TheLastMohican


    Have had a few sessions on it .......... and have had a few breakfasts with Super Tenants (lunatic soup). It helps the hypothalamus function to kickstart.
    As you were sayin'?

    Goodnight! ;)


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  • #12
    NachoBusiness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    ..let it be the one I love, let me take it in my hand. If there's one great thing that no one can deny.

    I've seen too much of what others have done. I've heard too much of the songs they have sung. Their words will fail to sway me from what I know is true.

    For when you chase perfection then nothing less will do..


  • #13
    donegaLroad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭donegaLroad


    each to his own... I had a few Guinness, now I am having a glass of Australian Shiraz. Tennents is popular here too, and so is Carling all of a sudden, everyone was drinking it at the weekend at the local.


  • #14
    One More Toy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,021 ✭✭✭One More Toy


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Tennent's is an all encompassing lager, we don't care who you are or what you are or what you drink, as long as you stick your craft beers up your hole!:pac:

    A man went into a bar in glasgow and asked for a larger shandy

    The barman replied " sorry we dont do cocktails"


    Hate craft beer, just seems overpriced and for hipsters


  • #15
    donegaLroad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭donegaLroad


    is anyone old enough to remember the Guinness-and-a-dash-of-blackcurrent craze? the thoughts of it now are giving me the shudders..


  • #16
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    The_Valeyard wrote: »
    Tennents tastes like cat vomit mixed with the piss of an alcoholic, with a hint of blight ridden potatoes, fermented in a bag of sh*te.
    You just haven't had a good pint of it from a proper pub. Come with me on the beer next week, I'll show you the error of your ways :)


  • #17
    NachoBusiness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    Jesus Christ folks, I've been singing the old Tennent's commercial here for a half an hour like..

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWm4oFiN7bU


  • #18
    TheLastMohican
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,837 ✭✭✭TheLastMohican


    One More Toy wrote: »
    I dont drink tennants because im not an unemployed balding scotsman fuelled by hatred due to having to support the same team his daddy did because hes Catholic/Prodestant

    Are you sure you don't? Forgot the upper case letter and apostrophe.

    Short term memory loss is one of the symptoms of over-Tennanting.

    Cheers! ;)


  • #19
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 13,839 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Can't beat a snakebite.


  • #20
    Arsemageddon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭Arsemageddon


    The_Valeyard wrote: »
    Tennents tastes like cat vomit mixed with the piss of an alcoholic, with a hint of blight ridden potatoes, fermented in a bag of sh*te.

    I was getting a taste of apples, blackberries and a subtle after taste of cherries -that's me schooled!


  • #21
    TheLastMohican
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,837 ✭✭✭TheLastMohican


    donegaLroad wrote: »
    is anyone old enough to remember the Guinness-and-a-dash-of-blackcurrent craze? the thoughts of it now are giving me the shudders..
    Je suis!


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  • #22
    One More Toy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,021 ✭✭✭One More Toy


    TheLastMohican wrote: »
    Are you sure you don't? Forgot the upper case letter and apostrophe.

    Short term memory loss is one of the symptoms of over-Tennanting.

    Cheers! ;)

    I was on a fake baileys drink tonight, wasnt too bad, though i miss a pint of the dubh


  • #23
    donegaLroad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭donegaLroad


    One More Toy wrote: »
    I was on a fake baileys drink tonight, wasnt too bad, though i miss a pint of the dubh

    thats the Lidl stuff then??


  • #24
    Arsemageddon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭Arsemageddon


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Tennent's is an all encompassing lager, we don't care who you are or what you are or what you drink, as long as you stick your craft beers up your hole!:pac:

    With ya 100% about craft beers. I don't drink for the taste I drink to get drunk. As long as it's not Harp Lager it's fine by me.


  • #25
    One More Toy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,021 ✭✭✭One More Toy


    donegaLroad wrote: »
    thats the Lidl stuff then??

    No Dunnes i think! trying to cut back on spending, trying for a baby soon!

    Irish Knights I think it was called, it was OK, I prefer the lidl stuff, has a more authentic Lidl taste. Found this one a bit bitter but for a big bottle at 12 euro you cannot go wrong!


  • #26
    TheLastMohican
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,837 ✭✭✭TheLastMohican


    One More Toy wrote: »
    I was on a fake baileys drink tonight, wasnt too bad, though i miss a pint of the dubh

    Normal Baileys is OK if drunk it by the half pint :). Zambucca and Baileys was a slammer when I lived in Deutschland. Bottoms up
    über alles


  • #27
    TheLastMohican
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,837 ✭✭✭TheLastMohican


    One More Toy wrote: »
    No Dunnes i think! trying to cut back on spending, trying for a baby soon!

    Irish Knights I think it was called, it was OK, I prefer the lidl stuff, has a more authentic Lidl taste. Found this one a bit bitter but for a big bottle at 12 euro you cannot go wrong!

    AFAIK Irish Knights is made with wine ........ not hard spirits. And it tastes just that little bit mild. Must make memo to contact Theresa Heffernan re same.


  • #28
    johnny osbourne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,017 ✭✭✭johnny osbourne


    i'm not a tennants drinker i'm a tennants drinker's son


  • #29
    One More Toy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,021 ✭✭✭One More Toy


    TheLastMohican wrote: »
    AFAIK Irish Knights is made with wine ........ not hard spirits. And it tastes just that little bit mild. Must make memo to contact Theresa Heffernan re same.

    You could be right that would explain a lot, wouldnt buy it again, would go for the lidl own brand stuff


  • #30
    TheLastMohican
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,837 ✭✭✭TheLastMohican


    johnny osbourne wrote: »
    i'm not a tennants drinker i'm a tennants drinker's son

    You need to have a lot of Tennants inside you to fuck up on this one. As tonguetwisters go? Nul Point!

    But keep trying ....... mine's a Newcastle!


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  • #31
    Jesus Wept
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    i did not know it was scottish
    weird name
    sounds grim m8


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