Dumbest quotes ever

Robsweezie · 11-08-2015 03:29PM #1

'I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it.' - snooki jersey shore

the evasion_kid · 11-08-2015 03:33PM

"if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."

You really know you're in overgrown child territory when you hear that....

donegaLroad · 11-08-2015 03:34PM

"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."

Jason Kidd, (American professional basketball player)

NotCominBack · 11-08-2015 03:35PM

"Its the taking part that counts"

yeah right - Losers!!!

Starscream25 · 11-08-2015 03:37PM

All those Marilyn Monroe quotes that the women love

EoghanIRL · 11-08-2015 03:37PM

"Quotes on the internet are not always accurate". - Abraham Lincoln

DEFTLEFTHAND · 11-08-2015 03:38PM

Starscream25 wrote: »

All those Marilyn Monroe quotes that the women love

She never said most of them either.

jimgoose · 11-08-2015 03:38PM

"If Lincoln were alive today, he'd be turning over in his grave!" - Gerry Ford

"What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is." - James Danforth Quayle.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5 · 11-08-2015 03:39PM

Roughly every second or third thing George W Bush said in public in the early 00s

davo2001 · 11-08-2015 03:40PM

"What if I Fall, Oh but my dear, what if you fly" <- Who the f%ck does she think he is? Superman?!

croot · 11-08-2015 03:40PM

".....because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns – the ones we don't know we don't know"

Donald Rumsfeld. You might follow his meaning but still its a dumb quote.

rizzodun · 11-08-2015 03:43PM

"That's all very well, but who's going to feed it?"

Wicklow Cllr. on putting a gondola on Blessington lake...

castletownman · 11-08-2015 03:45PM

Rebecca Skinny Spatula wrote: »

Roughly every second or third thing George W Bush said in public in the early 00s

Like this?

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream"

The_Valeyard · 11-08-2015 03:46PM

Rebecca Skinny Spatula wrote: »

Roughly every second or third thing George W Bush said in public in the early 00s

I had a poster in my room filled with his quotes. Was very funny.

jimgoose · 11-08-2015 03:46PM

castletownman wrote: »

Like this?

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream"

Yes, I too would like a higher pie. :pac::pac::pac:

Claude Burgundy · 11-08-2015 03:46PM

"this is going to be our season" - every liverpool fan for the last 26 years.

TheLastMohican · 11-08-2015 03:49PM

"You look as if you're ready for bed." Prince Philip on welcoming Commonwealth Secretary-General Chief Anyaoku to Buckingham Palace in traditional Nigerian robe.

NotCominBack · 11-08-2015 03:50PM

Claude Burgundy wrote: »

"this is going to be our season" - every liverpool fan for the last 26 years.

This will look pretty dumb at the end of this season...

ShadowHearth · 11-08-2015 03:50PM

"Live Love Life"

Everytime I see that tattoed, I die little bit inside and really get sad that natural selection is not a thing anymore for humans.

Digital Solitude · 11-08-2015 03:50PM

"I don't believe there is such a thing as an atheist" - Some lad from Duck Dynasty

keano_afc · 11-08-2015 03:50PM

"Iceberg me bollix" - Edward John Smith, 1912.

Claude Burgundy · 11-08-2015 03:51PM

NotCominBack wrote: »

This will look pretty dumb at the end of this season...

And has been 25 seasons in a row, long may it continue !!!

galljga1 · 11-08-2015 03:52PM

Certain allegations have been made about me and I know who the alligators are

Timberrrrrrrr · 11-08-2015 03:52PM

"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur." :George Bush

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" : George Bush

"September the 4th, 2001, I stood in the ruins of the Twin Towers. It's a day I will never forget." : George Bush

"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." : George Bush

"I think we agree, the past is over." : George Bush

"You wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling." :George Bush

"America stands for liberty, for the pursuit of happiness, and for the unalienalienable right of life." : George Bush

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." :George Bush

"I've coined new words, like ‘misunderstanding’." : George Bush

"They misunderestimated me." :George Bush.

wilhelm roentgen · 11-08-2015 03:53PM

'I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country'-Ian Rush

irishejit · 11-08-2015 03:55PM

A few from my buddies

Ryan: What are ye at the day?
Kev: Ah not much, was watching the Netherlands v Holland match there

Diddley on the merits of 3D TV: "Who the f*ck wants to watch TV wearing a pair of glasses anyway...except people who wear glasses..."

Grainne: "Mary Magdalene was Jesus' husband"

Junkyard Tom · 11-08-2015 03:56PM

'Be yourself'.

Who TF else am I going to be?

Starscream25 · 11-08-2015 03:56PM

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

She never said most of them either.

Yup, and there still ****e. Same goes for all those suppos-ed Audrey Hepburn ones.

smash · 11-08-2015 03:58PM

"what's for you, won't pass you"

So many Irish people live by this...

kfallon · 11-08-2015 03:59PM

Claude Burgundy wrote: »

"this is going to be our season" - every liverpool fan for the last 26 years.

"He could have killed him...."

keano_afc · 11-08-2015 04:02PM

My missus, after I told her Miley from Glenroe had died: "Wha? Hannah Montana?"

My wife again, watching a movie with Corey Haim: "He was in that scary film, what was it called?"
Me: "The Lost Boys"
Her: "no, it was a vampire movie"

Dumbest quotes ever

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