Dumbest quotes ever

Robsweezie

'I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it.' - snooki jersey shore

the evasion_kid

"if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."

You really know you're in overgrown child territory when you hear that....

donegaLroad

"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."

Jason Kidd, (American professional basketball player)

NotCominBack

"Its the taking part that counts"


yeah right - Losers!!!

Starscream25

All those Marilyn Monroe quotes that the women love

EoghanIRL

"Quotes on the internet are not always accurate". - Abraham Lincoln

DEFTLEFTHAND

Starscream25 wrote: »

All those Marilyn Monroe quotes that the women love

She never said most of them either.

jimgoose

"If Lincoln were alive today, he'd be turning over in his grave!" - Gerry Ford

"What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is." - James Danforth Quayle.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Roughly every second or third thing George W Bush said in public in the early 00s

davo2001

"What if I Fall, Oh but my dear, what if you fly" <- Who the f%ck does she think he is? Superman?!

croot

".....because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns – the ones we don't know we don't know"


Donald Rumsfeld. You might follow his meaning but still its a dumb quote.

rizzodun

"That's all very well, but who's going to feed it?"

Wicklow Cllr. on putting a gondola on Blessington lake...

castletownman

Rebecca Skinny Spatula wrote: »

Roughly every second or third thing George W Bush said in public in the early 00s

Like this?

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream"

The_Valeyard

Rebecca Skinny Spatula wrote: »

Roughly every second or third thing George W Bush said in public in the early 00s

I had a poster in my room filled with his quotes. Was very funny.

jimgoose

castletownman wrote: »

Like this?

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream"

Yes, I too would like a higher pie. :pac::pac::pac:

Claude Burgundy

"this is going to be our season" - every liverpool fan for the last 26 years.

TheLastMohican

"You look as if you're ready for bed." Prince Philip on welcoming Commonwealth Secretary-General Chief Anyaoku to Buckingham Palace in traditional Nigerian robe.

NotCominBack

Claude Burgundy wrote: »

"this is going to be our season" - every liverpool fan for the last 26 years.

This will look pretty dumb at the end of this season...

ShadowHearth

"Live Love Life"

Everytime I see that tattoed, I die little bit inside and really get sad that natural selection is not a thing anymore for humans.

Digital Solitude

"I don't believe there is such a thing as an atheist" - Some lad from Duck Dynasty

keano_afc

"Iceberg me bollix" - Edward John Smith, 1912.

Claude Burgundy

NotCominBack wrote: »

This will look pretty dumb at the end of this season...

And has been 25 seasons in a row, long may it continue !!!

galljga1

Certain allegations have been made about me and I know who the alligators are

Timberrrrrrrr

"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur." :George Bush

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" : George Bush

"September the 4th, 2001, I stood in the ruins of the Twin Towers. It's a day I will never forget." : George Bush

"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." : George Bush

"I think we agree, the past is over." : George Bush

"You wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling." :George Bush

"America stands for liberty, for the pursuit of happiness, and for the unalienalienable right of life." : George Bush

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." :George Bush

"I've coined new words, like ‘misunderstanding’." : George Bush

"They misunderestimated me." :George Bush.

wilhelm roentgen

'I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country'-Ian Rush

irishejit

A few from my buddies

Ryan: What are ye at the day?
Kev: Ah not much, was watching the Netherlands v Holland match there

Diddley on the merits of 3D TV: "Who the f*ck wants to watch TV wearing a pair of glasses anyway...except people who wear glasses..."

Grainne: "Mary Magdalene was Jesus' husband"

Junkyard Tom

'Be yourself'.

Who TF else am I going to be?

Starscream25

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

She never said most of them either.

Yup, and there still ****e. Same goes for all those suppos-ed Audrey Hepburn ones.

smash

"what's for you, won't pass you"

So many Irish people live by this...

kfallon

Claude Burgundy wrote: »

"this is going to be our season" - every liverpool fan for the last 26 years.

"He could have killed him...."

keano_afc

My missus, after I told her Miley from Glenroe had died: "Wha? Hannah Montana?"

My wife again, watching a movie with Corey Haim: "He was in that scary film, what was it called?"
Me: "The Lost Boys"
Her: "no, it was a vampire movie"

SuperGrover

Starscream25 wrote: »

Yup, and there still ****e. Same goes for all those suppos-ed Audrey Hepburn ones.

I saw one lately, some generic 'work hard and succeed' corporate shyte. In quotes and attributed to Bob Marley.

It was the least Bob thing you could read.

melon_collie

'More and more of our imports are coming from abroad' - George W Bush

Starscream25

This one is the ****.

TheLastMohican

"Stupidity is also a gift of God, but one mustn't misuse it". Pope John Paul II

Menas

Starscream25 wrote: »

This one is the ****.

Those posters used to drive me nuts. The predecessor of 'Keep calm...'.

TheLastMohican

"We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English." ........... English Prime Minister and notorious drunk - Winston Churchill

Aidric

I think she's most qualified of any that has run recently for vice president, tell you the truth.

John McCain on Sarah Palin. The man is a dangerous mouthpiece.

DEFTLEFTHAND

TheLastMohican wrote: »

"We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English." ........... English Prime Minister and notorious drunk - Winston Churchill

A notorious wit also.

Hammer89

"This will look pretty dumb at the end of this season..."

stimpson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

NachoBusiness

In before the Mariah Carey, Africa / Flies "quote" which never happened. You leave Mariah Carrey alone dammit! She's good people.

The Tom Cruise quote about Scientolgists being the 'only one that can really help' at the scene of an accident was a doozy.

This is a good one from Mike Tyson: "I might just fade into Bolivian".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tLrIkPK8kg

Also like this one from Jessica Simpson:

"Is this chicken that I have, or is this fish? I know it's Tuna but it says Chicken.. by the sea."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2h72aXVP8o

galljga1

Aidric wrote: »

I think she's most qualified of any that has run recently for vice president, tell you the truth.


John McCain on Sarah Palin. The man is a dangerous mouthpiece.

John McClane
Well,Yippie-Ki-Yay Motherfcuker!

Robsweezie

my sister's pregnant. I cant wait to find out if im gonna be an aunt or an uncle

When the Sun Hits

Anything by Dan Quayle.

"You do the policy, I'll do the politics."

"If we do not succeed, then we run the risk of failure."

"The future will be better tomorrow."

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."

"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican."

"I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the Future."

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."

Fail to prepare, prepare to fail

Roy.

Not so much the line, which was presumably from one of those awful calendars with an inspirational quote each day, but the way it was treated with awe and reverence.

ShadowHearth

ShadowHearth wrote: »

"Live Love Life"

Everytime I see that tattoed, I die little bit inside and really get sad that natural selection is not a thing anymore for humans.

How about the "Only God Can Judge Me" tattoo?

One of my closest friends sports it. Just...no.

Sam Kade

Robsweezie wrote: »

'I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it.' - snooki jersey shore

Do they have to be American quotes :rolleyes:

pebbles21

"Thats not a real gun"-John Lennon (1980)

Drumpot

"That player is lightening slow"... Ron Atkinson

Degag

irishejit wrote: »

A few from my buddies

Ryan: What are ye at the day?
Kev: Ah not much, was watching the Netherlands v Holland match there

Diddley on the merits of 3D TV: "Who the f*ck wants to watch TV wearing a pair of glasses anyway...except people who wear glasses..."

Grainne: "Mary Magdalene was Jesus' husband"

Probably had to be there