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  • #6602
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    A professor from the mainland no less!


  • #6603
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    There's a prize* if you can name the woman holding Bernard's hand in the pic above.













    *The prize is 10,000 copies of Joe's Buke.


    Ro's wife?


  • #6604
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    Could she finance the full €5 for a seperate fire alarm for their room?

    She's waiting for Fyver Fryday to buy it.


  • #6605
    Oops69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    She'll have to stop the hot toddy night cap for the chislers , it might have been ok for the1916 chislers as joe knows but not nowadays.


  • #6606
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    I'm amazed at a smoke alarm that detected a leaky tank - bargain device.


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  • #6607
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,321 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    If you can't hear the fire alarm you are either deaf or have some medical condition that when you are asleep you are in a virtual coma.


  • #6608
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Get the alarm to say- "Free Sweets" and they'll wake up soon enough


  • #6609
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Whoy, whoy?


  • #6610
    Oops69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    Jeez joe relax , well recall the Dail for an emergency debate on the issue ,"whoi, whoi,whoi?"


  • #6611
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,321 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Are her kids fatties?
    Could being overweight cause DEAFNESS? Obese teenagers are 50% more likely to suffer with hearing problems

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2343861/Could-overweight-cause-DEAFNESS-Obese-teenagers-50-likely-suffer-hearing-problems.html


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  • #6612
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Is Joe being a 'journalist' today?


  • #6613
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,321 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Philpott torched his house with petrol, hardly a fair comparison.


  • #6614
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Jeez.


  • #6615
    Uncle Ben
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,843 ✭✭✭Uncle Ben


    Philpott from Jeremy Kyle fame. Scumbag.


  • #6616
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    somesoldiers wrote: »
    Ro's wife?

    Technically ex-wife, but WELL DONE! WELL DONE!

    You can collect your prize from the following address:


    The Servant's Quarters,
    Chateux Duffy,
    1 Chateaux Duffy Demense,
    Clontarf,
    Dubalin 3.

    The drawbridge is normally lowered on Weekdays around 1:00pm and 3:05pm only. Bang Bang will be your guide and assist you in removing our waste your prize from the grounds. Please do not look at or talk to Master Duffy if he is on the grounds at the time.

    No hawkers of illegal traders may assemble near the grounds.


  • #6617
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    "Derby Fire & Rescue Services"
    and Joe lets that slip through!


  • #6618
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    Is Joe being a 'journalist' today?

    He is in his boll0x.


  • #6619
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,321 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Philpott seemed a complete dolite, I would sincerely doubt he would have a working battery in his fire alarm.


  • #6620
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    "Ogre" "Unspeakable"


  • #6621
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I blame Dr. Dre Joe:

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    71-G%2BiaSuKL._SL1440_.jpg


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  • #6622
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Ah; back to the old routine. A dodgy smoke alarm in Cavan leads Joe to a nutter torching his house and killing kids.


  • #6623
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,321 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Eh there's a sticker on it to tell you.


  • #6624
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,321 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Smoke alarms are radioactive Joe, terrible terrible technology.


  • #6625
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Did you know of EeeEye Electronics? No? No?


  • #6626
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Joe engaging in his own unique style of tabloid "jornalism" today. He is essentially a knacker with a megaphone.


  • #6627
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    Is Joe being a 'journalist' today?
    No,he's in "Broadcsater" mode today.


  • #6628
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,321 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    All new homes built in the last 10 years or so have inbuilt smoke alarms connected to the mains by law.


  • #6629
    neris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,110 ✭✭✭✭neris


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Joe engaging in his own unique style of tabloid "jornalism" today. He is essentially a knacker with a megaphone.

    i think you mean a knacker with a radio show


  • #6630
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Poor Cilla won't get a look-in the way this is going


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  • #6631
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,321 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Why don't the parents do 5am drills by testing the alarm to see if their kids fall in to the deaf or listening group.


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