Ladies...go barefoot often?

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

I do too. Are you perchance a fellow bogger? I've a theory that there are no foot fetishists in the sticks, on account of wellington boots. There is nothing quite like the sensation, or the smell, of peeling a heavily sodden sock from one's sweaty hoof, which has somehow managed to become spattered with cow manure or horse's urine. It is enough to put one off feet altogether.

I was lying in bed with an ex once, head-to-toe, when she started sucking on my big toe. If she had taken a dump on my chest, it could not have been a bigger turn-off. She meant so well I couldn't tell her how repulsed I was; it was like watching Snow White give a blowjob to a dwarf. So, so wrong.