Witty, hilarious, and utterly inappropriate newspaper headlines

Say what you want about the red tops, but they do occasionally come up with some brilliant headlines. Take this little beauty, for instance:



Not to be outdone, the Irish Independent churned out this classic in 2013:



And then you have the wildly over the top, nuclear weapons grade level of offensive headline. This was an actual New York Sunday News headline after the Stonewall Park riots in 1969, sparked by a heavy handed Police raid on a gay bar:




What other headlines stuck in your mind?