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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,291 ✭✭✭✭Gatling


    http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/head-and-neck-cancers-linked-to-oral-sex-on-rise-in-men-344711.html

    WTF ??? I don't know whether serious or not serious seems like a wild accusation to me.

    Commonly known to be on the increase some believe the HPV infection /virus to be the cause,
    There's a push to include boys in the schools HPV vaccination programme


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    Sure Mickey Douglas told us that two years back.


  • Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Isn't this what happened to Michael Douglas?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,544 ✭✭✭Samaris


    I've heard it in regards more to mouth cancers, so I suspect its probably connected. As Gatling said, yeah.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,401 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    I better cut back on the cunnilingus.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    I better cut back on the cunnilingus.

    You can get patches for that....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,328 ✭✭✭conorh91


    Yeah I heard about this on the radio early in the year; I think it was on the Sean O'Rourke programme.

    They really should start giving the HPV vaccine to young boys. Most people think HPV vaccines are only for girls.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,291 ✭✭✭✭Gatling


    frag420 wrote: »
    You can get patches for that....

    Clig film cheaper and has multiple uses


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,461 ✭✭✭✭darkpagandeath


    Sure Mickey Douglas told us that two years back.

    But not all the smoking or drinking, And some people get it and some don't who have the HPV is there a study or is it just CC scaremongering ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,461 ✭✭✭✭darkpagandeath


    conorh91 wrote: »
    Yeah I heard about this on the radio early in the year; I think it was on the Sean O'Rourke programme.

    They really should start giving the HPV vaccine to young boys. Most people think HPV vaccines are only for girls.

    True but then you would have all the Anti vaccine people running around with pitchforks.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,401 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Does anyone actually use dental dams for mouth to south?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,291 ✭✭✭✭Gatling


    True but then you would have all the Anti vaccine people running around with pitchforks.

    We've already had a thread from them last week


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    Gave up smoking and now I can't give some young one a lickout without a fear of catching the cancer. Stick to ****, you'll only break your wrist at worst.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,335 ✭✭✭wendell borton


    "What's that smell, did you guys go to a sushi bar?"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    Fidelma Healy Eames and James Reilly will want to ban oral sex now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,262 ✭✭✭fran17


    Does anyone actually use dental dams for mouth to south?

    Had to do a Google for that one,bloody hilarious.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,401 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Gave up smoking and now I can't give some young one a lickout without a fear of catching the cancer. Stick to ****, you'll only break your wrist at worst.

    Would sheep be any safer? Or are there slutty sheep too?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,784 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    Gave up smoking and now I can't give some young one a lickout without a fear of catching the cancer. Stick to ****, you'll only break your wrist at worst.

    But on the other hand:

    Semen is 'good for women's health and helps fight depression'


    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2190863/Semen-good-womens-health-helps-fight-depression.html

    (I'm pretty sure this is based on an urban legend)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,812 ✭✭✭Vojera


    Does anyone actually use dental dams for mouth to south?

    I don't think so. They're mentioned a lot when you read about lesbian safe sex but I couldn't even tell you where to buy them. I'd say the majority don't even know they exist.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,328 ✭✭✭conorh91


    Does anyone actually use dental dams for mouth to south?
    I have a friend a dentist who insists on it, and he's a (straight) male.

    Ever hang out with a wince of dentists? Don't. This is their idea of pub chat.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,401 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Isn't this what happened to Michael Douglas?
    fran17 wrote: »
    Had to do a Google for that one,bloody hilarious.

    http://www.tntdownunder.com/news/world/mouth-to-south-michael-douglas-claims-that-oral-sex-was-the-cause-of-his-throat-cancer

    :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,291 ✭✭✭✭Gatling


    Vojera wrote: »
    I don't think so. They're mentioned a lot when you read about lesbian safe sex but I couldn't even tell you where to buy them. I'd say the majority don't even know they exist.

    Readily available in boots and most pharmacies as i said earlier cling film works just as good


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,401 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Gatling wrote: »
    Readily available in boots and most pharmacies

    Thank god for the self service checkouts in boots.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,295 ✭✭✭FortySeven


    Well, that's the missus fcucked. Literally. Will I get a melanoma if I finger her?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,262 ✭✭✭fran17



    At least that sorts it out,the treatment for it is more large doses of oral sex.Phew thanks Michael :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Gargle a drop of dettol and you'll be fine


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,798 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    Can guys just call a GP and arrange to get HPV vaccinated, or is it currently not approved for men at all? As a singer and a cunning linguist, this concerns me deeply.

    Also f*ck the dental dam idea, that'd be like eating a magnum through the wrapper. :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 843 ✭✭✭QuinDixie


    But on the other hand:

    Semen is 'good for women's health and helps fight depression'


    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2190863/Semen-good-womens-health-helps-fight-depression.html

    (I'm pretty sure this is based on an urban legend)

    its good for their skin. So they have healthy skin and due to that are less depressed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    Can guys just call a GP and arrange to get HPV vaccinated, or is it currently not approved for men at all? As a singer and a cunning linguist, this concerns me deeply.

    Also f*ck the dental dam idea, that'd be like eating a magnum through the wrapper. :mad:

    It's not that it has to be approved for men. You could get it, if you pay for it yourself, but it'd only be effective if you hadn't already been exposed to the virus. But the vast majority of people who are sexually active have been. Hence why they vaccinate at an early age. I assume that they've chosen to vaccinate girls because they're higher risk of developing cervical cancer from it than men developing mouth cancer.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,401 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Also f*ck the dental dam idea, that'd be like eating a magnum through the wrapper. :mad:

    They can f*ck off with their ribbed condoms too. I may as well have a **** with bubble wrap as use those stupid things.


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