Oral sex

darkpagandeath

http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/head-and-neck-cancers-linked-to-oral-sex-on-rise-in-men-344711.html


WTF ??? I don't know whether serious or not serious seems like a wild accusation to me.

Gatling

darkpagandeath wrote: »

http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/head-and-neck-cancers-linked-to-oral-sex-on-rise-in-men-344711.html

WTF ??? I don't know whether serious or not serious seems like a wild accusation to me.

Commonly known to be on the increase some believe the HPV infection /virus to be the cause,
There's a push to include boys in the schools HPV vaccination programme

NachoBusiness

Sure Mickey Douglas told us that two years back.

Isn't this what happened to Michael Douglas?

Samaris

I've heard it in regards more to mouth cancers, so I suspect its probably connected. As Gatling said, yeah.

Mister Vain

I better cut back on the cunnilingus.

frag420

Mister Vain wrote: »

I better cut back on the cunnilingus.

You can get patches for that....

conorh91

Yeah I heard about this on the radio early in the year; I think it was on the Sean O'Rourke programme.

They really should start giving the HPV vaccine to young boys. Most people think HPV vaccines are only for girls.

Gatling

frag420 wrote: »

You can get patches for that....

Clig film cheaper and has multiple uses

darkpagandeath

NachoBusiness wrote: »

Sure Mickey Douglas told us that two years back.

But not all the smoking or drinking, And some people get it and some don't who have the HPV is there a study or is it just CC scaremongering ?

darkpagandeath

conorh91 wrote: »

Yeah I heard about this on the radio early in the year; I think it was on the Sean O'Rourke programme.

They really should start giving the HPV vaccine to young boys. Most people think HPV vaccines are only for girls.

True but then you would have all the Anti vaccine people running around with pitchforks.

Mister Vain

Does anyone actually use dental dams for mouth to south?

Gatling

darkpagandeath wrote: »

True but then you would have all the Anti vaccine people running around with pitchforks.

We've already had a thread from them last week

Sheep Lover

Gave up smoking and now I can't give some young one a lickout without a fear of catching the cancer. Stick to ****, you'll only break your wrist at worst.

wendell borton

"What's that smell, did you guys go to a sushi bar?"

genericguy

Fidelma Healy Eames and James Reilly will want to ban oral sex now.

fran17

Mister Vain wrote: »

Does anyone actually use dental dams for mouth to south?

Had to do a Google for that one,bloody hilarious.

Mister Vain

Sheep Lover wrote: »

Gave up smoking and now I can't give some young one a lickout without a fear of catching the cancer. Stick to ****, you'll only break your wrist at worst.

Would sheep be any safer? Or are there slutty sheep too?

dxhound2005

Sheep Lover wrote: »

Gave up smoking and now I can't give some young one a lickout without a fear of catching the cancer. Stick to ****, you'll only break your wrist at worst.

But on the other hand:

Semen is 'good for women's health and helps fight depression'


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2190863/Semen-good-womens-health-helps-fight-depression.html

(I'm pretty sure this is based on an urban legend)

Vojera

Mister Vain wrote: »

Does anyone actually use dental dams for mouth to south?

I don't think so. They're mentioned a lot when you read about lesbian safe sex but I couldn't even tell you where to buy them. I'd say the majority don't even know they exist.

conorh91

Mister Vain wrote: »

Does anyone actually use dental dams for mouth to south?

I have a friend a dentist who insists on it, and he's a (straight) male.

Ever hang out with a wince of dentists? Don't. This is their idea of pub chat.

Mister Vain

Deleted User wrote: »

Isn't this what happened to Michael Douglas?

fran17 wrote: »

Had to do a Google for that one,bloody hilarious.

http://www.tntdownunder.com/news/world/mouth-to-south-michael-douglas-claims-that-oral-sex-was-the-cause-of-his-throat-cancer

Gatling

Vojera wrote: »

I don't think so. They're mentioned a lot when you read about lesbian safe sex but I couldn't even tell you where to buy them. I'd say the majority don't even know they exist.

Readily available in boots and most pharmacies as i said earlier cling film works just as good

Mister Vain

Gatling wrote: »

Readily available in boots and most pharmacies

Thank god for the self service checkouts in boots.

FortySeven

Well, that's the missus fcucked. Literally. Will I get a melanoma if I finger her?

fran17

Mister Vain wrote: »

http://www.tntdownunder.com/news/world/mouth-to-south-michael-douglas-claims-that-oral-sex-was-the-cause-of-his-throat-cancer

At least that sorts it out,the treatment for it is more large doses of oral sex.Phew thanks Michael

jester77

Gargle a drop of dettol and you'll be fine

hatrickpatrick

Can guys just call a GP and arrange to get HPV vaccinated, or is it currently not approved for men at all? As a singer and a cunning linguist, this concerns me deeply.

Also f*ck the dental dam idea, that'd be like eating a magnum through the wrapper. :mad:

QuinDixie

dxhound2005 wrote: »

But on the other hand:

Semen is 'good for women's health and helps fight depression'


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2190863/Semen-good-womens-health-helps-fight-depression.html

(I'm pretty sure this is based on an urban legend)

its good for their skin. So they have healthy skin and due to that are less depressed.

Gongoozler

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Can guys just call a GP and arrange to get HPV vaccinated, or is it currently not approved for men at all? As a singer and a cunning linguist, this concerns me deeply.

Also f*ck the dental dam idea, that'd be like eating a magnum through the wrapper. :mad:

It's not that it has to be approved for men. You could get it, if you pay for it yourself, but it'd only be effective if you hadn't already been exposed to the virus. But the vast majority of people who are sexually active have been. Hence why they vaccinate at an early age. I assume that they've chosen to vaccinate girls because they're higher risk of developing cervical cancer from it than men developing mouth cancer.

Mister Vain

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Also f*ck the dental dam idea, that'd be like eating a magnum through the wrapper. :mad:

They can f*ck off with their ribbed condoms too. I may as well have a **** with bubble wrap as use those stupid things.

Yellowblackbird

Imagine catching cancer off Catherine Zeta Jones snatch.
These are wondrous times we are living in.

Buona Fortuna

Yellowblackbird wrote: »

Imagine catching cancer off Catherine Zeta Jones snatch.
These are wondrous times we are living in.

Way to go.

I think I'd have it etched on my headstone.

The Rape of Lucretia

Oral sex ?
"Crikey"

Jesus Wept

**** me, I've heard of a dental dam many times but never looked it up. It would be like hannible lector going down on a chick.

This is further prove there is no benevolent god.

NachoBusiness

French Kissing also it would appear.

Peregrinus

darkpagandeath wrote: »

But not all the smoking or drinking, And some people get it and some don't who have the HPV is there a study or is it just CC scaremongering?

Why would it be CC scaremongering? If you can sustain the interest to read all the way to the end of the report, you'll see it rounds off with a request to donate to the ENT Oncology Dept at SIVUH. If you're looking for fodder for a conspiracy theory, there you go. No need to invoke those pesky Catholics.

The link between HPV and oropharyngeal cancers is well-established. HPV is the leading cause of these cancers. As for the claim that there's an "increasing incidence" of such cancers, that's also well-documented, and it's not confined to Ireland.

What is more uncertain is whether this is due to more oro-genital contact. It's not clear how readily HPV infection is transmitted either in oral sex or in kissing. But rates of HPV infection generally are higher than in the past. If you have HPV infection you're at risk of oropharyngeal cancer, and it doesn't (SFAIK) matter how you contracted the HPV infection.

Galwayguy35

NachoBusiness wrote: »

French Kissing also it would appear.

No more shiftin so.

Massimo Cassagrande

This can be easily avoided by getting married...

Medusa22

Mister Vain wrote: »

Does anyone actually use dental dams for mouth to south?

Gah, now I have seen everything. I didn't even know that these exist. I can't imagine that it would be enjoyable at all to receive oral sex from someone basically wearing a latex condom on their mouth, might as well lick me out with a plastic bag

galljga1

Mister Vain wrote: »

Thank god for the self service checkouts in boots.

Right then, just off to Boots for a ****.

arayess

Massimo Cassagrande wrote: »

This can be easily avoided by getting married...

no oral sex there either

I'll take my chances with the cancer

Akrasia

This is another thing I'll be adding to the 'F*ck it there'll be a cure for that before I get it' pile

Zombienosh

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Also f*ck the dental dam idea, that'd be like eating a magnum through the wrapper. :mad:

This.

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jmayo

darkpagandeath wrote: »

http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/head-and-neck-cancers-linked-to-oral-sex-on-rise-in-men-344711.html


WTF ??? I don't know whether serious or not serious seems like a wild accusation to me.

Head and neck cancers linked to oral sex on rise in men

Was I the only one that got a little mixed up with the reference to head in the article title ?

genericguy wrote: »

Fidelma Healy Eames and James Reilly will want to ban oral sex now.

Those two would put anyone off all kinds of sex.

Menas

This reminds me of the headline some years ago announcing that 'Cellophane' gives you cancer.
But read the actual research paper and it turns out that you would need to eat 3 sets of sambos a day, that had been wrapped in cellophane, for 80 years, to get a 0.004% chance of getting cancer.

the_monkey

Such scaremongering bollix ....

Gatling

Gatling wrote: »

Readily available in boots and most pharmacies as i said earlier cling film works just as good

Producing a bit of cling film is going kill the romance a bit don't you think, Life is full of risks every day so enjoy yourself and don't be worrying about nonsense like this.

“Life is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal

the_monkey

^^ This ... I mean I'd love to know the real numbers and increased likelihood of getting cancer from the average males sex life.

Sure Micheal Douglas was probably going down on about 10 women a day back in his sex addiction days,
most of us aren't that lucky ... so don't worry .. enjoy life..

darkpagandeath

Peregrinus wrote: »

Why would it be CC scaremongering? If you can sustain the interest to read all the way to the end of the report, you'll see it rounds off with a request to donate to the ENT Oncology Dept at SIVUH. If you're looking for fodder for a conspiracy theory, there you go. No need to invoke those pesky Catholics.

The link between HPV and oropharyngeal cancers is well-established. HPV is the leading cause of these cancers. As for the claim that there's an "increasing incidence" of such cancers, that's also well-documented, and it's not confined to Ireland.

What is more uncertain is whether this is due to more oro-genital contact. It's not clear how readily HPV infection is transmitted either in oral sex or in kissing. But rates of HPV infection generally are higher than in the past. If you have HPV infection you're at risk of oropharyngeal cancer, and it doesn't (SFAIK) matter how you contracted the HPV infection.

Nah I will go with my first though of Daily mail style you get cancer from everything. And this hospital is linked as far as I can see to the CC. And going by the article is of 5-6% of cancers, And people with HPV do and don't get the cancer. So it's a tiny percentage of a tiny percent. But lets blow it all out of proportion. Lap it up people. I would like to see a research paper on this. Or is it a patient turns up has the cancer and HPV asked have they ever given oral sex. And then pronounce lads it a pattern this lad gave oral a few times.

The Corinthian

conorh91 wrote: »

They really should start giving the HPV vaccine to young boys. Most people think HPV vaccines are only for girls.

That might be because to save money it was decided not to vaccinate both genders, and girls got priority.

I love how this decision not to give boys the same medical care as girls then became about how men are giving women cancer.