Imagine sitting in your room one day and this appeared.....

EricM · 18-06-2003 12:58AM #1

http://www.32frames.com/lj/ss1.jpg
http://www.32frames.com/lj/ss2.jpg
http://www.32frames.com/lj/ss3.jpg

:eek:

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 18-06-2003 01:07AM

why is this in humour?

EricM · 18-06-2003 01:11AM

where should it be?
sorry if i put it in the wrong place please move it.

ColinM · 18-06-2003 01:15AM

Freaking christ!
That's not in Ireland, is it?
The worst picture is the first I think - cos you know you don't want to meet what's behind that clock!

MrNuked · 18-06-2003 01:28AM

should be in after hours.

TomTom · 18-06-2003 01:29AM

after hours would be better

Ro: maaan! · 18-06-2003 02:20AM

I'm just hoping it's a novelty-sized mini-clock...

Big Chief · 18-06-2003 09:28AM

ok felt a bit of a shudder going up the back of my spine when i seen the first pic

cos you know you don't want to meet what's behind that clock

least when its behind the clock you can squash it with the clock and find out what it was as it sits on your newspaper.

its those hairy spiders i hate with a passion, still remember waking up and one was in my bedroom while on holiday years and years ago.

nanook · 18-06-2003 09:46AM

where was the picture taken, i have a fear of spiders, if that was in my room just call the ambulance straight away.

shudder

Sposs · 18-06-2003 10:06AM

You should have punched the clock while it was behind it.

BTW Where the hell is that picture from,surely not a spider from ireland?

ando · 18-06-2003 10:22AM

what country were the bloody pics taken.... ??????????????? Fecking hell, this is freaking me out !!!! :eek:

commuterised · 18-06-2003 11:20AM

please please tell me those pics weren't taken in ireland... arrgrggggghhhhh

Mac daddy · 18-06-2003 11:46AM

Thats a big fuc*ker that hope you killed it :eek:

Sangre · 18-06-2003 11:48AM

Spider looked fake to me.

zekiel · 18-06-2003 12:44PM

ok you guys are saying that its freaking you out..
Look at the photo and use your noggins!!
The clock is still hanging on the wall, now I dont know about you guy's but I dont hang my clocks about 6-12 inches from the wall:D
The spider is a little on thin side aint it!;)

Pugsley · 18-06-2003 04:26PM

Doesnt look like it would be from around here............ hope they arent anyway

Zer0^ · 18-06-2003 08:25PM

where u live cause i never seen spiders like that in cork :eek: ( thats a good thing ) its my a ****in hand hes ****in huge ? is it real r or u taking piss ?

JohnK · 18-06-2003 09:02PM

I really hope those are fake cause its really giving me the creeps :eek: :eek: :eek:

Zer0^ · 18-06-2003 09:05PM

Rolf

Pugsley · 18-06-2003 11:08PM

Originally posted by JohnK
I really hope those are fake cause its really giving me the creeps :eek: :eek: :eek:

It could be worse, there are these wee bugger in Australia, their about 1cm squared in size, but 1 bite will have you on the ground, dead, within an hour.

At least with a spider that size, you wont miss him (with the shoe you throw at him).

Zer0^ · 18-06-2003 11:18PM

thx for telling us that it will make me sleep well 2night ... really thx :eek:

Tellox · 19-06-2003 03:14AM

In the average lifetime, a human swallows seven spiders.
Sweet dreams.

But of course, tellox is smart. Tellox looked at picture 1, and didnt look at pictures 2 and 3 because he is arachnaphobic and would have to tear his eyes out if he saw a spider of a huge size.

Seriously though,I remember I saw a ****ing huuuuggeee spider only 3 months back, was about 3cm squared in size... I remember I was at my pc, and I looked to my left, and there he ****ing was. I very very slowly turned my head back around towards my monitor. 30s later,I looked back,and it hadn't moved from its spot. I was completly petrified at this stage. Finally, I summed up the courage to belt it down the stairs, and admist all my fear, I said "mam, spider, my room. ohmygod." So after 15mins of being too scared to go into my room, my mother finally said "for **** sake owen, its just a ****ing spider" while walking up the stairs, and about to enter my room; "I mean for christs sake, your15 years old, and your afraid o, OH JESUS CHRIST WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT!!!"

tman · 19-06-2003 03:33AM

ah ffs, i was just about to go to bed:(
i think i'll skip sleep tonight...

PiE · 19-06-2003 03:43AM

Jaysus folks yer easily upset. From the replies I was expecting something horrifying... not somebody's pet spider.

Dawg · 19-06-2003 04:45AM

agreed, was expecting something horrible.
Its only a spider. Bigger spider - bigger target, easier to hit from long range

BioHazRd · 19-06-2003 08:09AM

More appropriate for after hours methinks

--moved--

Bio

Pimp Ninja · 19-06-2003 08:27AM

Maybe animals/pet issues...

Hewllrazer may be interested in it, and have some info for us.. I've no idea, and its pretty scary..

BioHazRd · 19-06-2003 08:30AM

I stuck it here, as I am not convinced it's genuine. If it is, then maybe it could be moved on.

Bio

Morpheus · 19-06-2003 09:17AM

sorry, not afraid of spiders,

but wasps and hornets???
im gone....
on the nearest motorbike to the next town at least!!

in all fairness, that looks fake im afraid.

i was in america on holidays a few years back, My sister came running into my room screaming "SPIDER", i ran into her room and i heard (ACTUALLY HEARD) something hit the floor and then the noise of it running, it was a north american wolf-spider (i was told it was anyway) i got it into a litter scoop and threw it into a bucket where it proceeded to try and jump out at me, i fired it out the door into the grass after taking a photo of it in the bucket.

when i showed it to my cousins, they backed away and looked at me in awe, i think they thought i was dumb or very brave... lookin back i think i was naieve to consider it was just an over grown house spider

i actually think it hissed at me too

GoneShootin · 19-06-2003 09:31AM

of course its a fake !!

In Pictures 2 and 3, the spider has not moved at all. Now I dont know about youm but if I upset a spider, it recoils back into its web or moves away AT GREAT SPEED. it never just sits there with a gay pose

Picture 1, those legs look to be photoshopped. Also, the size and angle of those legs would suggest that the spiders body would have to be terribly malformed to allow them to sit like that.

fake i tells ya !

/edit
my fear is of wasps, i am the slowest person in the world for killing them, just in case that im too slow and i piss one off, and it stings me !! erk !!!!

Sandi · 19-06-2003 12:52PM

When I was in Zimbabwe I had to sleep in rooms with spiders. I really hate them but these spiders were really flat and about 4 - 5 cm leg span and harmless. I just forced myself to go to sleep and they'd usually still be in the same place when I woke up in the morning. There was this one though...it was in the back of a jeep and spotted before any of us got in...it was brown and at least the size of my hand (think of an average 22 yr old female's hand) and it was amazing to look at but really gross and we all ran away Monty Python stylee!

Imagine sitting in your room one day and this appeared.....

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