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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,461 ✭✭✭✭Dont be at yourself


    Girls In The Mud Bed

    A trio of girls, down on their luck, must spend a night together in a bed full of mud. Yes.

    Being John Malcovich.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    Bumming John Malkovich

    'Ordinary people are given the opportunity to get 'inside' the great man'

    Gross Pointe Blank


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 98,142 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    am reminded of Chevy Chase (there is a name..) films..
    Fletch Lives (read it as Lifes) - Character: Irwin "Fletch" Fletcher

    Gross Point Blank - story of a guy shooting blanks who is a chubby chaser and needs to point it into ... It was really liked by Icelandic whalers ...

    The importance of being Earnest.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,904 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Originally posted by Capt'n Midnight
    The importance of being Earnest.
    I was about to say "The impotence of Earnest", but that would be wrong wouldn't it ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,658 ✭✭✭✭The Sweeper


    Originally posted by Capt'n Midnight
    The importance of being Earnest.

    "The Important of Peeing First"

    ...a guide to better etiquette

    Okay - here's an interesting one...

    Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭Concatenator


    Fried Green Tomahaws at the whistling Cock Café.

    I'm not familiar with this film but you imagine!

    Sliding Doors


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,522 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Originally posted by Minesajackdaniels
    Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe
    Trying "Greek Tommy's" Hoes at the Piss and Plop Nasty.

    Sliding doors.

    sorry Concatenate, you got there first!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭Concatenator


    No prob


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,904 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Originally posted by Gordon
    Sliding doors.
    Riding whores.

    The World Is Not Enough (Bond)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 558 ✭✭✭mrbungle


    The curls is not in muff.

    Bond is face with his first starlet that straightens her pubes....
    ....with his love lotion of course !
    (Lame reply, I know)


    Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas....


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭Concatenator


    Beer and Groping in las vagas

    Renting penthouses with beer kegs and numerous whores for a spankup.

    I am sam


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 379 ✭✭Carnate


    The whores big enough!

    Can she be satisfied by Bond





    Oliver


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭Concatenator


    Oraler

    "Please sir can I have some more?"

    "Dyeh loik mars bars do yeh?"

    One Hour Photo


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,394 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    One Whore For Two - the comical adventures of sixteen yar old twin boys and their birthday present - a pro!

    Catch me if you Can


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    Dispatch me with your hand

    //

    Dog Day Afternoon.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭Concatenator


    Gay hog happy hour

    (Need I say more)

    :eek:

    Any given Sunday


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,146 ✭✭✭SoundWave


    any given cúmshot


    the hand that rocks the cradle


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,202 ✭✭✭Swifty


    The Man that Humps Cradles.

    The story of one man and his love for cradle sex.

    Uhhmmm.. 2Fast2Furious (i can think of some nice ones involving cradle fetishes already)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    Originally posted by Swifty
    i can think of some nice ones involving cradle fetishes already
    trying to avoid the really nasty side of that, there was something on one of the cable channels about people with fetishes, and this guy liked being treated like a baby, having a nappy on and being read betime stories. it's a very strange world!

    Oh, and how about He Came 2 Fast, She Was Furious!' (No explanation needed) Aside from the fact he got over it, and went on to re-populate the world after a nuclear disaster that mysteriously only killed all the men and vaporised all forms of female clothing. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 66 ✭✭Sean101


    Okay, I gotta good one, "Tomb Raider" would be "Womb Raider"

    Its about a young horny explorer who fulfills all her sexual needs when she meets a mummy on her latest adventure. Plus im sure theres lesbians in there somewhere.

    Try Shanghai Noon


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    forgot to post a new one.

    One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    One few of the cuckoo's nest possition

    for years it had been the dream for these girls to try to have a cuckoo nest orgy, but can they find one man willing to join them in there quest?

    hackers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    Originally posted by Tyrrial

    hackers

    Rackers.


    a story of well proportioned young women who continously misplace their clothes

    star trek:the wrath of khan


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    Star **** : the splat of Khan

    a search for the truth about the star's of hollywood. does Khan live UP to the expectations of his fans?

    The Net;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    the nut
    one balled wonders get their chance to shine

    interview with the vampire


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 54,663 CMod ✭✭✭✭Retr0gamer


    Inter-screw with the vampire

    A young well endowed nympho interviews a vampire for sex to find out the secret of the lengendary inter-screw position.

    This is kinda obvious so I want a story synopsis: The italian job.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭Concatenator


    Gay and Silicone Rides Stroke Cock.

    About when gay and lesbian lovers intertwine in a love story of feltching and anal atrositys.

    Resident Evil


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,146 ✭✭✭SoundWave


    Resident Oral


    "Dont be a menace to south central while drinking juice in the hood"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    can't think of a porno take on it, but it was a great movie.

    Pass that sh1t on!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    Originally posted by robc

    "Dont be a menace to south central while drinking juice in the hood"

    Don't be a penis in "south central":D while dropping your juce in the mud.

    next!!

    Star Wars: attack of the clones...;)


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