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The rename film porno game!!

15-06-2003 11:48pm

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Right the way this works is just to come up with a moive title lets say...... Gangs of New York...... then think of how you would rename it as a Porno movie. Then you leave a movie title and the next person gets a go.

ie Gangs of New York might be... Gangbangs of Dwight York

Collateral Damage...... and away ye go

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#2 16-06-2003 12:02am

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Cliteral Damage

can't think of one so someone else can have my go

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#3 16-06-2003 12:07am

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It's about a well endowed young lady who takes out a bank loan based on her collateral
Without giving too much away the (b)ankers come to sieze her assets later on ...

No way out (no that's just gotta be one already)

Ok Blade Runner

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#4 16-06-2003 12:19am

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Babe bummer, A gritty vice cop set against the backdrop off the not so distant future where robot babes threaten to rule the world with only weakness.......

raiders of the lost ark

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#5 16-06-2003 12:29am

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Rapers of the lost Park

A sleezy hiden Park in San Farn where a gang of Bi guys go in the rampage (ewww)

Total Recall

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#6 16-06-2003 12:47am

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Scrotal Threeball

I'll leave it up to yourselves to make up a plot for that...!

P.S. Raiders of the Lost Arse

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P.P.S. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest?

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#7 16-06-2003 12:52am

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^^ sorry it not an answer but the above is brillant ROFL

Also plot lines are optional.

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#8 16-06-2003 1:11am

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Cum spewed over the hookers chest !

Hooker's taking money-shots on the chest and then volleying them into the top corner. Would put David Beckham to sham.

.....Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

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#9 16-06-2003 9:26am

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CROUCHING TIGER HIDDEN FANNY

it is about this chinese virgin girl who is fighting of the lads from getting her hidden fanny, because it is the best in china and every man wants to get a piece of that ass.

SCARFACE

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#10 16-06-2003 10:58am

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Cumface

Tagline: "They told her it was good for her skin...."

the longer the title of the movie the better btw.
have fun with this one

City Slickers 2: The legend of Curlys Gold

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#11 16-06-2003 10:59am

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Scarfacial

It's about a guy whos ejaculations are so powerful they actually cause injury.

Close Encounters of the Third Kind

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#12 16-06-2003 11:00am

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Damn! Just beat me!

Anyway .... Clitty Lickers 2 : The legend of curly pubes

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Close encounters......

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#13 16-06-2003 11:06am

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The French Erection ...

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Brief Encounters of the Stocking and Suspender kind.

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they send mother ship after mother ship into the void only to find, earth...."

Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

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#15 16-06-2003 11:49am

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The softshaft re-erection

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Honey i shrunk the kids

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#17 16-06-2003 12:10pm

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Mummy i humped the kids!

not a film for the faint harted

Donnie Darko

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#18 16-06-2003 12:20pm

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Donnie Dicko (far too obvious).

the tale of a young man who has always felt left out of things, until he meets frankie, a bunnygirl from beyond the grave, who gets him to screw anything that isn't nailed down to change his life forwever!

Oh, and maybe 'honey I spunked [on] your clit'?

New one: The people under the stairs

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#19 16-06-2003 1:10pm

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The twelve inch rubber mickey under the stairs

A horror story following a girl moving into an old house thats haunted by (DEN DEN DEEEEEEHHH) a twelve inch rubber mickey thats possed by the spirit of a 26 stone dyke!!!!!

Anyway,try this Back to the Future

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#20 16-06-2003 1:15pm

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Backdoor to the Felcher?

If you don't know what felching is, believe me you don't want to know! but if you do, google will oblige, just don't do it at work!

OK, now one that's really asking for it.

The Silence of the Lambs

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#21 16-06-2003 1:30pm

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Squelching of the loins

One mans quest,Hannibal Erector, for the wettest, squelchiest fanny he can find. Oh and true love.

Here be anudder- When harry met sally

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#22 16-06-2003 1:33pm

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When Hairy met Slimy

the story of two stragers with to fetishes.. but can they sombine these to make soemthing they'll both enjoy..

Lord of the rings

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#23 16-06-2003 1:37pm

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that doesn't even need to be changed!

One hobbit's quest to keep his ring away from his uncle dildo, gobblum, the ring wraips, and the eveil sore-one. Helped by his faithful friend sam wide-girthy.

Who is Harry Crumb?

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#24 16-06-2003 1:40pm

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where's harry's lump?

a team of naked ladies must discover were harry is hiding "the micro film" and suck it out... but can they do it in time?

this is a good one:

the matrix reloaded

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#25 16-06-2003 1:47pm

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The Dominatrix gets loaded !

..... The green mile

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#26 16-06-2003 1:51pm

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The green pile

when body paint and orgy's combine... you get A GREEN PILE!!!

the commitments

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#27 16-06-2003 2:55pm

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The CuntInfants

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Total Recall

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#28 16-06-2003 3:26pm

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Oral Recall

when they don't swallow! they RECALL!!! see what happens when girls can't help but spit!

Osmosis Jones

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#29 16-06-2003 6:39pm

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Wag The Dog...:P

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#30 16-06-2003 6:43pm

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Heh, Shag the Dog of course!

The Firm.

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#31 16-06-2003 6:50pm

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The Sperm

'Young rookie lawyer shoots (his mouth) off once too often in the court-room'

Girl Interupted

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#32 16-06-2003 6:53pm

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Being John Malcovich.

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#33 16-06-2003 6:55pm

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Bumming John Malkovich

'Ordinary people are given the opportunity to get 'inside' the great man'

Gross Pointe Blank

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#34 16-06-2003 7:04pm

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am reminded of Chevy Chase (there is a name..) films..
Fletch Lives (read it as Lifes) - Character: Irwin "Fletch" Fletcher

Gross Point Blank - story of a guy shooting blanks who is a chubby chaser and needs to point it into ... It was really liked by Icelandic whalers ...

The importance of being Earnest.

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#35 16-06-2003 7:08pm

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Originally posted by Capt'n Midnight
The importance of being Earnest.

I was about to say "The impotence of Earnest", but that would be wrong wouldn't it

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#36 16-06-2003 7:11pm

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Originally posted by Capt'n Midnight
The importance of being Earnest.

"The Important of Peeing First"

...a guide to better etiquette

Okay - here's an interesting one...

Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe

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#37 16-06-2003 7:17pm

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Fried Green Tomahaws at the whistling Cock Café.

I'm not familiar with this film but you imagine!

Sliding Doors

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#38 16-06-2003 7:17pm

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Originally posted by Minesajackdaniels
Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe

Trying "Greek Tommy's" Hoes at the Piss and Plop Nasty.

Sliding doors.

sorry Concatenate, you got there first!

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#39 16-06-2003 7:24pm

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No prob

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#40 16-06-2003 7:35pm

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Originally posted by Gordon
Sliding doors.

Riding whores.

The World Is Not Enough (Bond)

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#41 16-06-2003 7:41pm

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The curls is not in muff.

Bond is face with his first starlet that straightens her pubes....
....with his love lotion of course !
(Lame reply, I know)

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas....

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#42 16-06-2003 8:00pm

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Beer and Groping in las vagas

Renting penthouses with beer kegs and numerous whores for a spankup.

I am sam

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#43 16-06-2003 8:12pm

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The whores big enough!

Can she be satisfied by Bond

Oliver

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Oraler

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One Hour Photo

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One Whore For Two - the comical adventures of sixteen yar old twin boys and their birthday present - a pro!

Catch me if you Can

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Dispatch me with your hand

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Dog Day Afternoon.

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#47 16-06-2003 11:11pm

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Gay hog happy hour

(Need I say more)

:eek:

Any given Sunday

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#48 17-06-2003 12:02am

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any given cúmshot

the hand that rocks the cradle

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#49 17-06-2003 1:15am

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The Man that Humps Cradles.

The story of one man and his love for cradle sex.

Uhhmmm.. 2Fast2Furious (i can think of some nice ones involving cradle fetishes already)

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#50 17-06-2003 8:49am

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Originally posted by Swifty
i can think of some nice ones involving cradle fetishes already

trying to avoid the really nasty side of that, there was something on one of the cable channels about people with fetishes, and this guy liked being treated like a baby, having a nappy on and being read betime stories. it's a very strange world!

Oh, and how about He Came 2 Fast, She Was Furious!' (No explanation needed) Aside from the fact he got over it, and went on to re-populate the world after a nuclear disaster that mysteriously only killed all the men and vaporised all forms of female clothing.

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#51 17-06-2003 11:50am

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Okay, I gotta good one, "Tomb Raider" would be "Womb Raider"

Its about a young horny explorer who fulfills all her sexual needs when she meets a mummy on her latest adventure. Plus im sure theres lesbians in there somewhere.

Try Shanghai Noon

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