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Liveline Thread 17/06/2015 to date

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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    These cults are everywhere


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Son: My main concern is the way this was requested impact on my inheritance Joe.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Flukey wrote: »
    Joe would ask carefully consider for a lot more than a €1000 a year.
    .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Shouldn't that be 600 people, Joe?

    No, for once Joe is right with de mattymatticks.

    (5 x 1,000)*60 = 300,000


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Whoy are you calling me Michael?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,414 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    You would get a better setup in heaven if you give the few bob while you are on the earth.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Joe asking permission to ask a question.
    Odd.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Joe: Are you vulnerable Michael or are you feeling vulnerable for her….






    Oh Joe….


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Shouldn't that be 6000 people, Joe?
    Jaysus, my maths are worse than Joe's


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,039 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    they have some neck,sell off a few tonnes of gold and artwork out of the Vatican before hounding pensioners for their last few quid


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,414 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Her Insuredance policy could mean she's rolling in it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,005 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    "Your mother is widowed which means your father died."

    Miss Marple or Sherlock Holmes would never have worked that one out. Joe is a genius. No wonder all the retired Gardaí ring him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Jaysus Joe going to town on the catalick church. Good job it wasn't Protestants collecting!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Joe doing his best to defend the fund raisers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,414 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Flukey wrote: »
    "Your mother is widowed which means your father died."

    Miss Marple or Sherlock Holmes would never have worked that one out. Joe is a genius. No wonder all the retired Gardaí ring him.

    He never seems to ask the single mothers..."you have a child which means you were rode by a man, who is the father?".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    If they give it to the Catholic church, then they won't have it when their local friendly tree cutters, driveway layers or roof fixers call around


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,843 ✭✭✭Uncle Ben


    If a recently widowed woman was targeted by Wards or others in a transit for €1000 this would be a completely different show.
    Shysters selling indulgences.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,414 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    I wonder is the money resting in his account?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭Hamilcar


    Just back from a 10K run............... He got 2 people to sign up then


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,394 ✭✭✭mojesius


    "I'm just back from a 10k Joe. Yknow how it goes"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Had these people been, I dunno, gutter cleaners, Joe would have been raging that the poor women was targeted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    "Living the Joy of The Gospel". Jaysus……

    Attention Old People, I am God's chosen one and need a 152 Reg Jaguar XF to do my groceries to keep strong so that I may spread the word of the Lord. Please contact me via PM with your donations of no less than €1,000. God urges you to act quickly on this.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    "going forward" x 10


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭Fujitsu10


    I wonder will Joe ask him if he has Sky Sports?? Or maybe its called Sky Mass.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,039 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    how do you up skill a priest?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,414 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Priest should branch out to increase their income, they could bless peoples new cars to keep them safe on the roads, one move up from when they blessed the roads.

    http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/road-blessings-in-bid-to-cut-carnage-319891.html


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Whoy Fadder, Whoy?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 427 ✭✭jean contente


    mojesius wrote: »
    "I'm just back from a 10k Joe. Yknow how it goes"

    Father Ted was a social history,going forward.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Uncle Ben wrote: »
    If a recently widowed woman was targeted by Wards or others in a transit for €1000 this would be a completely different show.
    Shysters selling indulgences.

    A new roof is a sign of devotion to Dog.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,414 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Do they have to pay tax on the "donations" received?


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