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Worst excuses you've ever heard?

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  • #32
    NachoBusiness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    On the Oprah show Lorena Bobbitt said she only threw her husband's penis out the window of her car as she was having difficulty driving whilst holding it.


  • #33
    Colonel_McCoy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 751 ✭✭✭Colonel_McCoy


    Back in the day when almost everybody was on mobile top up and there wasnt any freeprovider to provider texts.

    Girl texts my friend "Why wont you reply to my texts?"

    His reply "I cant, I dont have any credit"


  • #34
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 22,384 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    A fellow who made up some thread about excuses, to excuse the fact that he wanted to announce that he's riding the neighbour!


  • #35
    Reoil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,126 ✭✭✭Reoil


    "I thought the mod was being a dick".


  • #36
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 12,694 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    When my youngest was about 3 or 4 she had toys all over the siting room I asked her to tidy them up and her reply was ..My little arms cant do it!! you will have to tidy them up.


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  • #37
    NachoBusiness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    Colonel_McCoy wrote: »
    Back in the day when almost everybody was on mobile top up and there wasnt any freeprovider to provider texts.

    Girl texts my friend "Why wont you reply to my texts?"

    His reply "I cant, I dont have any credit"

    Back in the day?? I don't have enough credit to send a text today, genuinely. I'm with Tesco and the 30 days of free calls, online texts etc expired a few days ago. Went to AC/DC and now I'm smashed. As that really a rarity that people don't have enough to top-up now and then? Crickey. Maybe I'm just bad with money.


  • #38
    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    Kp in work is constantly late and its really starting to bug me. Last Sunday he was an hour late and a normally calm me had enough and laced into him when he arrived.
    He works on the market in Balbriggan on Sunday morning which I dont mind but the constant lateness has gotten too much. His excuse last Sunday: I sold lots of honey and had to stay back to count my money.
    He got a cleaning list the length of your arm and didnt utter one word for the rest of the day. He is literally on his last warning


  • #39
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Years ago I worked in a very big structural engineering firm, Anyway was talking on the shop floor to two other men ,me being an apprentice, yapping away when the top foreman steams over and says, Oi what I tell you about talking on the shop floor , me being very young and sheepish said erm I wasent talking, he says then what were ya doing, I said I was listening ... It got a good laugh suppose you had to be there.


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