A quick question

Forgotten password 99 · 25-06-2015 09:04PM #1

Would you rather have sex with a goat and no body knew or would you rather not have sex with a goat but everyone thinks that you did.

Choose carefully.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 25-06-2015 09:05PM

Obviously the previous.

Duckworth_Luas · 25-06-2015 09:06PM

How good looking is the goat?

Forgotten password 99 · 25-06-2015 09:07PM

But then every will think of you as that guy would had sex with a goat.You may struggle to get a job because no body wants a goat ****er working for them and no body may not want to go out with you.

Sheep Lover · 25-06-2015 09:07PM

Ride the goat!

crockholm · 25-06-2015 09:08PM

Fvck Pvck

kidcash · 25-06-2015 09:08PM

Is it the goat from the Taylor Swift song?

Forgotten password 99 · 25-06-2015 09:09PM

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

How good looking is the goat?

alright but another goat just had sex with it so there maybe a bit of goat sperm in there.

Dr. Mantis Toboggan · 25-06-2015 09:10PM

Yes.

Menas · 25-06-2015 09:10PM

A nice girl goat, or a billy goat?

PARlance · 25-06-2015 09:11PM

Is the goat a kid?

Forgotten password 99 · 25-06-2015 09:11PM

Menas wrote: »

A nice girl goat, or a billy goat?

A girl goat.

Forgotten password 99 · 25-06-2015 09:13PM

PARlance wrote: »

Is the goat a kid?

No a fully grown up goat in its prime.

Forgotten password 99 · 25-06-2015 09:13PM

kidcash wrote: »

Is it the goat from the Taylor Swift song?

this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujac8wi39vw

Duckworth_Luas · 25-06-2015 09:15PM

Forgotten password 99 wrote: »

A girl goat.

What if you're into male goats?

Forgotten password 99 · 25-06-2015 09:18PM

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

What if you're into male goats?

Then you can have a male goat what ever floats your boat.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 25-06-2015 09:21PM

Forgotten password 99 wrote: »

No a fully grown up goat in its prime.

Mmmm.

I'd definitely rather **** a goat than have people think I **** goats.

PARlance · 25-06-2015 09:24PM

What if we want to ride the goat AND gloat?

Forgotten password 99 · 25-06-2015 09:24PM

PARlance wrote: »

What if we want to ride the goat AND gloat?

Go for it.

NachoBusiness · 25-06-2015 09:25PM

Years ago I was down in Leitrim on holiday and I seen this old man thumbing a lift and so I picked him up. He was on his way to the next town but he was in an awful mood. As we were nearing his village he suddenly said: "I remember helping build that bridge when I was 25. I worked hard on it and the one on the far side of the town also but people don't call me 'the bridge builder', oh no. I remember being foreman when that housing estate was built when I was 30 but do people call me 'the house builder'? Not a chance. I remember building three hotels as contractor in my 30s. Do they call me the 'hotel builder'? Like fcuk do they. But if you fuck one goat."

Forgotten password 99 · 25-06-2015 09:28PM

NachoBusiness wrote: »

Years ago I was down in Leitrim on holiday and I seen this old man thumbing a lift and so I picked him up. He was on his way to the next town but he was in an awful mood. As we were nearing his village he suddenly said: "I remember helping build that bridge when I was 25. I worked hard on it and the one on the far side of the town also but people don't call me 'the bridge builder', oh no. I remember being foreman when that housing estate was built when I was 30 but do people call me 'the house builder'? Not a chance. I remember building three hotels as contractor in my 30s. Do they call me the 'hotel builder'? Like fcuk do they. But if you fuck one goat."

There is just something magical about ****ing a goat.

NachoBusiness · 25-06-2015 09:57PM

Forgotten password 99 wrote: »

There is just something magical about ****ing a goat.

Especially if you bring them to the edge of a cliff.

©Billy Connolly

blade1 · 25-06-2015 10:03PM

Worried you got caught riding that goat OP?

beks101 · 25-06-2015 10:05PM

I've heard another version of this:

Would you rather not be a pedophile, but everyone thinks you are; or would you rather be a pedophile and no-one knows it?

blade1 · 25-06-2015 10:06PM

Forgotten password 99 wrote: »

No but I am about riding your mum.

She's dead!

Forgotten password 99 · 25-06-2015 10:07PM

blade1 wrote: »

She's dead!

And......

blade1 · 25-06-2015 10:08PM

Forgotten password 99 wrote: »

And......

Cremated.

Forgotten password 99 · 25-06-2015 10:12PM

blade1 wrote: »

Cremated.

Well that backfired.

25-06-2015 10:20PM

Forgotten password 99 wrote: »

Well that backfired.

That's generally the idea

Specialun · 25-06-2015 11:14PM

How exactly did this come into your head OP ?

kidcash · 26-06-2015 05:56PM

Forgotten password 99 wrote: »

this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujac8wi39vw

Obvious yes to the ride so!

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