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A quick question

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  • 25-06-2015 09:04PM
    #1
    Forgotten password 99
    Closed Accounts Posts: 59 ✭✭


    Would you rather have sex with a goat and no body knew or would you rather not have sex with a goat but everyone thinks that you did.

    Choose carefully.


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    #2
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Obviously the previous.


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    #3
    Duckworth_Luas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,746 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    How good looking is the goat?


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    #4
    Forgotten password 99
    Closed Accounts Posts: 59 ✭✭Forgotten password 99


    But then every will think of you as that guy would had sex with a goat.You may struggle to get a job because no body wants a goat ****er working for them and no body may not want to go out with you.


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    #5
    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    Ride the goat!


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    #6
    crockholm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭crockholm


    Fvck Pvck


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    #7
    kidcash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49 ✭kidcash


    Is it the goat from the Taylor Swift song?


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    #8
    Forgotten password 99
    Closed Accounts Posts: 59 ✭✭Forgotten password 99


    Duckworth_Luas wrote: »
    How good looking is the goat?

    alright but another goat just had sex with it so there maybe a bit of goat sperm in there.


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    #9
    Dr. Mantis Toboggan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,278 ✭✭✭Dr. Mantis Toboggan


    Yes.


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    #10
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    A nice girl goat, or a billy goat?


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    PARlance
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,645 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    Is the goat a kid?


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    #12
    Forgotten password 99
    Closed Accounts Posts: 59 ✭✭Forgotten password 99


    Menas wrote: »
    A nice girl goat, or a billy goat?

    A girl goat.


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    #13
    Forgotten password 99
    Closed Accounts Posts: 59 ✭✭Forgotten password 99


    PARlance wrote: »
    Is the goat a kid?

    No a fully grown up goat in its prime.


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    #14
    Forgotten password 99
    Closed Accounts Posts: 59 ✭✭Forgotten password 99


    kidcash wrote: »
    Is it the goat from the Taylor Swift song?

    this one

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujac8wi39vw


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    #15
    Duckworth_Luas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,746 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    Forgotten password 99 wrote: »
    A girl goat.
    What if you're into male goats?


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    #16
    Forgotten password 99
    Closed Accounts Posts: 59 ✭✭Forgotten password 99


    Duckworth_Luas wrote: »
    What if you're into male goats?

    Then you can have a male goat what ever floats your boat.


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    #17
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Forgotten password 99 wrote: »
    No a fully grown up goat in its prime.

    Mmmm.

    I'd definitely rather **** a goat than have people think I **** goats.


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    #18
    PARlance
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,645 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    What if we want to ride the goat AND gloat?


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    #19
    Forgotten password 99
    Closed Accounts Posts: 59 ✭✭Forgotten password 99


    PARlance wrote: »
    What if we want to ride the goat AND gloat?

    Go for it.


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    #20
    NachoBusiness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    Years ago I was down in Leitrim on holiday and I seen this old man thumbing a lift and so I picked him up. He was on his way to the next town but he was in an awful mood. As we were nearing his village he suddenly said: "I remember helping build that bridge when I was 25. I worked hard on it and the one on the far side of the town also but people don't call me 'the bridge builder', oh no. I remember being foreman when that housing estate was built when I was 30 but do people call me 'the house builder'? Not a chance. I remember building three hotels as contractor in my 30s. Do they call me the 'hotel builder'? Like fcuk do they. But if you fuck one goat."


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    #21
    Forgotten password 99
    Closed Accounts Posts: 59 ✭✭Forgotten password 99


    NachoBusiness wrote: »
    Years ago I was down in Leitrim on holiday and I seen this old man thumbing a lift and so I picked him up. He was on his way to the next town but he was in an awful mood. As we were nearing his village he suddenly said: "I remember helping build that bridge when I was 25. I worked hard on it and the one on the far side of the town also but people don't call me 'the bridge builder', oh no. I remember being foreman when that housing estate was built when I was 30 but do people call me 'the house builder'? Not a chance. I remember building three hotels as contractor in my 30s. Do they call me the 'hotel builder'? Like fcuk do they. But if you fuck one goat."

    There is just something magical about ****ing a goat.


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    #22
    NachoBusiness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    Forgotten password 99 wrote: »
    There is just something magical about ****ing a goat.

    Especially if you bring them to the edge of a cliff.

    ©Billy Connolly


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    #23
    blade1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,167 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    Worried you got caught riding that goat OP?


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    #24
    beks101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,802 ✭✭✭beks101


    I've heard another version of this:

    Would you rather not be a pedophile, but everyone thinks you are; or would you rather be a pedophile and no-one knows it?


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    #25
    blade1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,167 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    Forgotten password 99 wrote: »
    No but I am about riding your mum.

    She's dead!


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    #26
    Forgotten password 99
    Closed Accounts Posts: 59 ✭✭Forgotten password 99


    blade1 wrote: »
    She's dead!

    And......


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    #27
    blade1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,167 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    Forgotten password 99 wrote: »
    And......

    Cremated.


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    #28
    Forgotten password 99
    Closed Accounts Posts: 59 ✭✭Forgotten password 99


    blade1 wrote: »
    Cremated.

    Well that backfired.


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    #29
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Forgotten password 99 wrote: »
    Well that backfired.

    That's generally the idea


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    #30
    Specialun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    How exactly did this come into your head OP ?


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    #31
    kidcash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49 ✭kidcash


    Forgotten password 99 wrote: »
    this one

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujac8wi39vw


    Obvious yes to the ride so!


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