The rename film porno game!!

Wolf · 16-06-2003 12:48AM #1

Right the way this works is just to come up with a moive title lets say...... Gangs of New York...... then think of how you would rename it as a Porno movie. Then you leave a movie title and the next person gets a go.

ie Gangs of New York might be... Gangbangs of Dwight York

Collateral Damage...... and away ye go

Molly · 16-06-2003 01:02AM

Cliteral Damage

can't think of one so someone else can have my go

Capt'n Midnight · 16-06-2003 01:07AM

It's about a well endowed young lady who takes out a bank loan based on her collateral
Without giving too much away the (b)ankers come to sieze her assets later on ...

No way out (no that's just gotta be one already)

Ok Blade Runner

commandz · 16-06-2003 01:19AM

Babe bummer, A gritty vice cop set against the backdrop off the not so distant future where robot babes threaten to rule the world with only weakness.......

raiders of the lost ark

Wolf · 16-06-2003 01:29AM

Rapers of the lost Park

A sleezy hiden Park in San Farn where a gang of Bi guys go in the rampage (ewww)

Total Recall

disco_rob_funk · 16-06-2003 01:47AM

Scrotal Threeball

I'll leave it up to yourselves to make up a plot for that...!

P.S. Raiders of the Lost Arse

(it exists)

P.P.S. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest?

Wolf · 16-06-2003 01:52AM

^^ sorry it not an answer but the above is brillant ROFL

Also plot lines are optional.

mrbungle · 16-06-2003 02:11AM

Cum spewed over the hookers chest !

Hooker's taking money-shots on the chest and then volleying them into the top corner. Would put David Beckham to sham.

.....Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

Mac daddy · 16-06-2003 10:26AM

CROUCHING TIGER HIDDEN FANNY

it is about this chinese virgin girl who is fighting of the lads from getting her hidden fanny, because it is the best in china and every man wants to get a piece of that ass.

SCARFACE

Panda · 16-06-2003 11:58AM

Cumface

Tagline: "They told her it was good for her skin...."

the longer the title of the movie the better btw.
have fun with this one

City Slickers 2: The legend of Curlys Gold

Pigman II · 16-06-2003 11:59AM

Scarfacial

It's about a guy whos ejaculations are so powerful they actually cause injury.

Close Encounters of the Third Kind

Pigman II · 16-06-2003 12:00PM

Damn! Just beat me!

Anyway .... Clitty Lickers 2 : The legend of curly pubes

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Close encounters......

bringitdown · 16-06-2003 12:06PM

The French Erection ...

Panda · 16-06-2003 12:27PM

Brief Encounters of the Stocking and Suspender kind.

"A planet full of accomodating beautiful women is in trouble, there are no men left!
they send mother ship after mother ship into the void only to find, earth...."

Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Pigman II · 16-06-2003 12:49PM

'Who rogered Roger Rabbit?'

A sordid tale of mystery and beastality in Toontown.

The shawshank redemption.

mooman_00 · 16-06-2003 12:58PM

The softshaft re-erection

"The heartwarming story of a stunt cocks return to glory after a fall from grace into the land of the limp"

Honey i shrunk the kids

Tyrrial · 16-06-2003 01:10PM

Mummy i humped the kids!

not a film for the faint harted

Donnie Darko

vibe666 · 16-06-2003 01:20PM

Donnie Dicko (far too obvious).

the tale of a young man who has always felt left out of things, until he meets frankie, a bunnygirl from beyond the grave, who gets him to screw anything that isn't nailed down to change his life forwever!

Oh, and maybe 'honey I spunked [on] your clit'?

New one: The people under the stairs

adser53 · 16-06-2003 02:10PM

The twelve inch rubber mickey under the stairs

A horror story following a girl moving into an old house thats haunted by (DEN DEN DEEEEEEHHH) a twelve inch rubber mickey thats possed by the spirit of a 26 stone dyke!!!!!

Anyway,try this Back to the Future

vibe666 · 16-06-2003 02:15PM

Backdoor to the Felcher?

If you don't know what felching is, believe me you don't want to know! but if you do, google will oblige, just don't do it at work!

OK, now one that's really asking for it.

The Silence of the Lambs

adser53 · 16-06-2003 02:30PM

Squelching of the loins

One mans quest,Hannibal Erector, for the wettest, squelchiest fanny he can find. Oh and true love.

Here be anudder- When harry met sally

Tyrrial · 16-06-2003 02:33PM

When Hairy met Slimy

the story of two stragers with to fetishes.. but can they sombine these to make soemthing they'll both enjoy..

Lord of the rings

vibe666 · 16-06-2003 02:37PM

that doesn't even need to be changed!

One hobbit's quest to keep his ring away from his uncle dildo, gobblum, the ring wraips, and the eveil sore-one. Helped by his faithful friend sam wide-girthy.

Who is Harry Crumb?

Tyrrial · 16-06-2003 02:40PM

where's harry's lump?

a team of naked ladies must discover were harry is hiding "the micro film" and suck it out... but can they do it in time?

this is a good one:

the matrix reloaded

Gaz · 16-06-2003 02:47PM

The Dominatrix gets loaded !

..... The green mile

Tyrrial · 16-06-2003 02:51PM

The green pile

when body paint and orgy's combine... you get A GREEN PILE!!!

the commitments

mooman_00 · 16-06-2003 03:55PM

The CuntInfants

"A group of nymphomaniac men in their twenties who act like sex mad kids"

Total Recall

Tyrrial · 16-06-2003 04:26PM

Oral Recall

when they don't swallow! they RECALL!!! see what happens when girls can't help but spit!

Osmosis Jones

Clintons Cat · 16-06-2003 07:39PM

Orgasmic Jones

Wag The Dog...:P

Gordon · 16-06-2003 07:43PM

Heh, Shag the Dog of course!

The Firm.

Pigman II · 16-06-2003 07:50PM

The Sperm

'Young rookie lawyer shoots (his mouth) off once too often in the court-room'

Girl Interupted

The rename film porno game!!

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