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Ever had a one night stand?

  • 06-06-2015 09:14AM
    #1
    Elessar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,260 ✭✭✭


    Have you done the meet girl/guy in nightclub bring them home for a shag then never see them again thing?

    I was thinking recently, I've never done it. I'm 29 and I feel like I've missed out a bit. The whole club scene was never for me, and my friends were similar so it was rare enough we went out to them. The few times I did got me nowhere with girls, and at this stage of my life, I couldn't be bothered with them. I still feel I've missed out though. I would like to do it, just to say I could I guess.

    Is it a common thing, like, has practically everyone done it?!


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  • #2
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Yeah. theyre rarely worth it


  • #3
    HalloweenJack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,574 ✭✭✭HalloweenJack


    Wacker The Attacker wrote: »
    Yeah. theyre rarely worth it
    Au contraire.

    You can really let yourself go in a ONS. The best sex I've had from a physical pleasure point of view was in ONS.

    And, though it's never happened to me, I'm sure ONS can happen anywhere, not just in clubs.


  • #4
    fermanagh_man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 810 ✭✭✭fermanagh_man


    University in Belfast for 4 years

    Think that answers your question


  • #5
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    HalloweenJack wrote: »
    Au contraire.

    You can really let yourself go in a ONS. The best sex I've had from a physical pleasure point of view was in ONS.

    And, though it's never happened to me, I'm sure ONS can happen anywhere, not just in clubs.

    I've found it to be the opposite. The best sex for me is usually meaningful.

    Too many one noghters are ruined by drink and drugs


  • #6
    Lucifer MorningStar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    I stood up for a whole night once. I wouldn't recommend it though, my feet were killing me the next day


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  • #7
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    fermanagh_man wrote: »
    University in Belfast for 4 years

    Think that answers your question

    Ne'er a sniff of gash?


  • #8
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Lucifer MorningStar wrote: »
    I stood up for a whole night once. I wouldn't recommend it though, my feet were killing me the next day

    Try it lying down next time


  • #9
    Lisha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,713 ✭✭✭Lisha


    fermanagh_man wrote: »
    University in Belfast for 4 years

    Think that answers your question

    4 years of 'Belfast says No' ......


  • #10
    frag420
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    Had one last night.....can't get her to leave! Think il tell I love her......that should get het moving!


  • #11
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    frag420 wrote: »
    Had one last night.....can't get her to leave! Think il tell I love her......that should get het moving!

    go again so


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  • #12
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    Yes,many.As whacker mentioned, rarely worth it.Ocassionly you'll dig a diamond from the dirt.


  • #13
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    If you feel you've missed out, go to Coppers and be done with it.

    To answer your question - 26, have never had casual sex. Don't intend to either. I've given a casual blow job once though :pac:


  • #14
    smcelhinney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,127 ✭✭✭smcelhinney


    frag420 wrote: »
    Had one last night.....can't get her to leave! Think il tell I love her......that should get het moving!

    Unfortunately, Im pretty sure your hand is attached to your body mate, so good luck with that.


  • #15
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    harry Bailey esq wrote: »
    Yes,many.As whacker mentioned, rarely worth it.Ocassionly you'll dig a diamond from the dirt.

    True. You'll get the occasional one but you'll have to go through a hell of a lot of disappointment and mediocrity first.


  • #16
    Luke92
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 723 ✭✭✭Luke92


    Sierra Creek wrote: »
    It's something you should do as clearly you are curious about it.

    I'm curious about what it's like to murder someone. Should I just get out and do it?


  • #17
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Jenny Thalia wrote: »
    If you feel you've missed out, go to Coppers and be done with it.

    To answer your question - 26, have never had casual sex. Don't intend to either. I've given a casual blow job once though :pac:

    To paraphrase Billy Connolly, there's no such thing as casual sex if you're doing it correctly.


  • #18
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Luke92 wrote: »
    I'm curious about what it's like to murder someone. Should I just get out and do it?

    Yes.


  • #19
    Wang King
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,169 ✭✭✭Wang King


    frag420 wrote: »
    Had one last night.....can't get her to leave! Think il tell I love her......that should get het moving!

    Or just stick it up her ass....she'll be out of there like a shot


  • #20
    AndonHandon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭AndonHandon


    Most of the girls I've been with have been one night stands. They are great fun assuming the girl isn't just going to lie there and not take some sort of initiative too.


  • #21
    galljga1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,937 ✭✭✭galljga1


    Jenny Thalia wrote: »
    If you feel you've missed out, go to Coppers and be done with it.

    To answer your question - 26, have never had casual sex. Don't intend to either. I've given a casual blow job once though :pac:
    That's a bit Bill Clintonish.


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  • #22
    Un Croissant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    Wang King wrote: »
    Or just stick it up her ass....she'll be out of there like a shot

    After a night on the beer and possibly a dodgy Doner kebab after, I wouldn't risk it. She's probably been holding it in, and sending an excavation team in might unearth something nasty.


    You don't want to spend the day cleaning, OP.


  • #23
    Lucifer MorningStar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    frag420 wrote: »
    Had one last night.....can't get her to leave! Think il tell I love her......that should get het moving!

    You'll never get rid off her if you say that. Tell her that you are a Christian and tell her about the Lord Jesus and what he did for her at the cross and that should get rid off her pretty quick.


  • #24
    arayess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,707 ✭✭✭arayess


    had more than a few. enjoyed them .

    some were excellent, some average and some poor but all fun experiences.


  • #25
    Paarthurnax
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 330 ✭✭Paarthurnax


    First girl I slept with was a one night stand, cycling to school the next day I was beaming.:D


  • #26
    Buona Fortuna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    Jenny Thalia wrote: »
    If you feel you've missed out, go to Coppers and be done with it.

    To answer your question - 26, have never had casual sex. Don't intend to either. I've given a casual blow job once though :pac:

    Casual as in kinda half-hearted?


  • #27
    Wang King
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,169 ✭✭✭Wang King


    Un Croissant wrote: »
    After a night on the beer and possibly a dodgy Doner kebab after, I wouldn't risk it. She's probably been holding it in, and sending an excavation team in might unearth something nasty.


    You don't want to spend the day cleaning, OP.

    :);)
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fgqS9iIdgJk


  • #28
    Un Croissant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    Paarthurnax wrote: »
    First girl I slept with was a one night stand, cycling to school the next day I was beaming.:D

    I bet she didn't cycle to school for a few days, hey wha?

    You dirty dog ya, hey wha.


  • #29
    galljga1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,937 ✭✭✭galljga1


    Paarthurnax wrote: »
    First girl I slept with was a one night stand, cycling to school the next day I was beaming.:D

    Your ma does not count


  • #30
    pew
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,237 ✭✭✭pew


    Yeah I've had a few. Fun at the but but really not worth it


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  • #31
    anto9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 883 ✭✭✭anto9


    Does having sex with prostitutes count ?


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