What's the best insult ya ever heard?

Niall558 · 2015-06-03 05:55:51

Whether its the least threatening or funniest. Mine was this. Two ballyer lads having a go at each other, until one of them loses his cool and says "shup you or I'll put you in a wooden onesie." It took a couple of seconds to process, but a wooden onesie is a coffin.

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#32 03-06-2015 11:54AM

Zillah

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clappyhappy wrote: »

Young farmer chatting up one of my friends years ago, she kept rebuffing him. Went on for ages, he eventually said to her, "do you ate hay", he asked her a few times, "do you ate hay"? "No" she said "I don't eat hay", he then says to her, "well you're the first fcuking cow I've met that doesn't ate hay" and then walked away.Nearly fell off the chair!! Priceless.

There's nothing worse than a man who gets angry at a woman because she isn't charmed by him. Pathetic.

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