Have you ever beaten the sh1te out of somebody.

con___manx1 · 30-05-2015 11:34AM

When I was in school my brother was getting bullied by two twats. I bet the crap out of one of them and got the other in the toilets one day I flused his head
Down the toilet and also pushed his face into the pissss wall. They robbed my bros bike. The guy I flushed is into cage fighting now.

Sam Kade · 30-05-2015 11:36AM

Cold War Kid wrote: »

Or people should read a not particularly long thread before leaping in with an assumption. Actually in this case, even reading just the opening post would have been sufficient.

Why are you so worried that he was picked up wrong?

Lingua Franca · 30-05-2015 11:39AM

con___manx1 wrote: »

When I was in school my brother was getting bullied by two twats. I bet the crap out of one of them and got the other in the toilets one day I flused his head
Down the toilet and also pushed his face into the pissss wall. They robbed my bros bike. The guy I flushed is into cage fighting now.

You'd better watch out, sounds like he might be long term planning his revenge!

Laoislion8383 · 30-05-2015 11:39AM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

It's just far too easy, confirming what I always suspect about those who advocate violence.

Am I right in saying that in your opinion there is never a need for violence at all in any situation. That every conflict or altercation can be resolved verbally.

Don't get your knickers in a twist I am attacking the post and not the poster

Laoislion8383 · 30-05-2015 11:40AM

con___manx1 wrote: »

When I was in school my brother was getting bullied by two twats. I bet the crap out of one of them and got the other in the toilets one day I flused his head
Down the toilet and also pushed his face into the pissss wall. They robbed my bros bike. The guy I flushed is into cage fighting now.

It's more than a hurl you need it's a shot gun

30-05-2015 11:43AM

realdanbreen wrote: »

Obviously your mother was half mad(come to think of it,typing that sentence is a first for me) Anyway you have two choices. Dwell on it and use her as an excuse for all your behaviour or ,Man up, put it behind you and behave like a real man.

God I hate that 'man-up' phrase.

harry Bailey esq · 30-05-2015 11:45AM

No,why would i bother paying henchmen if I have to do the job myself?

30-05-2015 11:47AM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Is it even more satisfying than beating your mum?

Surely not.

If I felt the need to beat someone with a hurley over turf, I'd analyse my relationship with turf rather than extoll how satisfying it was.

Like myself, he's a Laois man. We do love our turf

Laoislion8383 · 30-05-2015 11:48AM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Like myself, he's a Laois man. We do love our turf

In Texas they love oil, in Russia it's natural gas, in Laois it Turf

Pause D · 30-05-2015 11:49AM

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Straighten somebody out as my Dad would say. At around 15 I turned on my mother, she beat myself and brother like pet dogs for years.

I got into throwing hands in college where I would go loco and kick the ****e out of some ****. However it would always be with a group though, The rare times The red mist descended and exploded and I acted alone I would always feel genuine guilt afterwards.

Beatin' your Ma ain't cool son.

Wacker The Attacker · 30-05-2015 11:54AM

I smashed a Junkies face in after he tried to rob my wallet. I've never beaten anyone before or since because there was never any need.

I actually felt good after it and would do exactly the same thing today.

Laoislion8383 · 30-05-2015 11:56AM

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

I smashed a Junkies face in after he tried to rob my wallet. I've never beaten anyone before or since because there was never any need.

I actually felt good after it and would do exactly the same thing today.

Exactly my point very seldom a need for it but sometimes it has to be done can't be letting lads away with that kind of sh1t

Mongfinder General · 30-05-2015 11:58AM

Look for severe childhood disturbances associated with violence. The OP wasn't born a criminal, folks. He was made one through years of systematic abuse. He hates his own identity, you see, and he thinks that makes violence legitimate. But his pathology is a thousand times more savage and more terrifying.

eviltwin · 30-05-2015 11:58AM

I'm 38 and have never raised a hand to anyone in my life.

Mesrine65 · 30-05-2015 12:00PM

eviltwin wrote: »

I'm 38 and have never raised a hand to anyone in my life.

Not even to request a toilet break in school?

Laoislion8383 · 30-05-2015 12:02PM

eviltwin wrote: »

I'm 38 and have never raised a hand to anyone in my life.

I would take my hat off to you as that is very commendable, but it would mean me raising my hand

Pretty fast · 30-05-2015 12:03PM

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Straighten somebody out as my Dad would say. At around 15 I turned on my mother, she beat myself and brother like pet dogs for years.

I got into throwing hands in college where I would go loco and kick the ****e out of some ****. However it would always be with a group though, The rare times The red mist descended and exploded and I acted alone I would always feel genuine guilt afterwards.

You have proven the connection that domestic violence from the mother increases the likelihood that the abused child turns out violent themselves.

Wacker The Attacker · 30-05-2015 12:09PM

eviltwin wrote: »

I'm 38 and have never raised a hand to anyone in my life.

Or to spank your better halfs bare arse?

harry Bailey esq · 30-05-2015 12:22PM

I booted my neighbour in the face a few weeks back,knocked out his front teeth.Not too bad for him though as they were only baby teeth,and they were due to fall out in the next year or so anyways.

Mesrine65 · 30-05-2015 12:23PM

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

I booted my neighbour in the face a few weeks back,knocked out his front teeth.Not too bad for him though as they were only baby teeth,and they were due to fall out in the next year or so anyways.

:pac::pac::pac:

harr · 30-05-2015 12:43PM

Lots of scraps in my teens, I only once really bet someone up, I was 18 and some scum groped the girl was dating ,he was known to do it with drink/drugs taken and always got away with it , broke his jaw and he ended up with a few stitches ,the funny thing is he came and apologised to me and my girlfriend and he cleaned up his act after that.
In my 40s now and haven't raised a hand to anyone in over 20years , having kids and getting married definitely changes the way you might handle different situations.

Dwarf.Shortage · 30-05-2015 01:21PM

TL; DR: Twice

First time I was about 17 and a timid enough friend of mine kept telling me some fella was hassling him and pointed your man out to me. He must have told me ten times that the guy was harassing him and that he thought he was going to give him a few slaps. As we were leaving the nightclub I seen your man coming straight at my friend and pre emptively launched a right straight that hit your man in the jaw. It was the middle of winter and it had been raining heavily, when I hit him he stumbled 2 or 3 steps then lost his footing and fell face first into a massive puddle, the situation wasn't funny but seeing that was since he got up straight away, no real harm done just wounded pride and f**king soaked.

Second time I was standing talking to (the same) friend and a fella who used to give me a lot of hassle in school butted in and started giving me the very same hassle. I tolerated a lot in school but I'd been in college 2 years at this stage and had grown out of listening to this s**te so I told him to continue on his way (mightn't have been as polite as that). He headbutts me pretty hard, I try to take the high road "you just hit me as hard as you could and you didn't so much as draw a bit of blood". Your man seems confused and walks off. My friend says "Lad you can't be letting people away with that" and I just thought yeah maybe your right. Walk up to your man and drop him with a box. 3 bouncers grab me and shove me up against a wall, 2 more help him up. He starts losing it claiming he's taking me to court knocking out his two front teeth despite the fact they can clearly be seen in his mouth as he talks. Within all of 3 minutes the bouncers realised I was pretty sound and he was a clown, about 20 people had seen him headbutting me and told the bouncers as much. In the end they asked me a few questions, took my name, I asked was I barred and they said no what I did was justified but if I was involved in anything else in there I would be, no matter the circumstances.

Funniest part of that was as I walked out the front of the nightclub to get a taxi my sparring partner comes storming towards me again shouting and roaring only for one of his friends to grab him and say "ah Dave* c'mon out of it before you get another slap."

Am I a thug? I don't think so but some might, I'd throw both punches again. I've been in far far more situations I could have resolved with violence but didn't. I'm quite a large athletic individual and I think that makes me far less likely to hit someone, I fear the consequences.

MathDebater · 30-05-2015 01:32PM

Cold War Kid wrote: »

What ill treatment is he subjecting his dad to? No his mother doesn't deserve better treatment at all. Child abusers really don't - and their being someone's mother or father doesn't change this. Wouldn't blame him at all for snapping at his mother, even if it's not ideal. She shouldn't have been violent to her children though
I'd agree on talking to a professional to prevent it leading to further rages though.

You're dead right. But my opinion would be to step away from violence. She needs help. Not a right hook.

ballinasloex · 30-05-2015 02:54PM

Only once, iv a very intense temper I can handle it but if I don't walk away it builds up and I get very angry :L!! Was in an estate and a girl we dident really got along with was mocking a downsindrom(?) boy we wore with and she was behind me in the queue for the ice cream and for some strange reason I ordered a extra cone that noone wanted and she kept her smart comments up so I shoved the cone into her face taught I was gas to be honest.. Was in our estate I live in the next day then and was friends with alot of a crowd from the estate and next thing found myself in a full on fight in the green fealt guilty afterwards never was in a fisty 'fight' sence to my mother's delight haha

realdanbreen · 30-05-2015 02:57PM

Laoislion8383 wrote: »

Not only were they stealing the truf the dirty cnuts were using my bags to rob it they didn't even have their own bags, without a doubt the hurl was called for

But you're a Laoiman, what business have you owning a hurl?

Cold War Kid · 30-05-2015 02:58PM

MathDebater wrote: »

But my opinion would be to step away from violence. She needs help. Not a right hook.

I agree. He shouldn't have turned on his mother, but I can still understand why he did it - all of that building up over years, something's got to give. There's the self defence angle too.

Laoislion8383 · 30-05-2015 02:58PM

realdanbreen wrote: »

But you're a Laoiman, what business have you owning a hurl?

Ha ha ha, for the purpose of protecting my turf

MathDebater · 30-05-2015 03:12PM

Cold War Kid wrote: »

I agree. He shouldn't have turned on his mother, but I can still understand why he did it - all of that building up over years, something's got to give. There's the self defence angle too.

You don't put your hands on your ma. No matter how she treated you.

Mesrine65 · 30-05-2015 03:15PM

ballinasloex wrote: »

Only once, iv a very intense temper I can handle it but if I don't walk away it builds up and I get very angry :L!! Was in an estate and a girl we dident really got along with was mocking a downsindrom(?) boy we wore with and she was behind me in the queue for the ice cream and for some strange reason I ordered a extra cone that noone wanted and she kept her smart comments up so I shoved the cone into her face taught I was gas to be honest.. Was in our estate I live in the next day then and was friends with alot of a crowd from the estate and next thing found myself in a full on fight in the green fealt guilty afterwards never was in a fisty 'fight' sence to my mother's delight haha

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themandan6611 · 30-05-2015 03:16PM

Quickly learned in MMA sparring that it is not fun getting a few kicks / slaps. It has given me a greater appreciation, and very aware of what could happen I something kicked off on the street.

Have you ever beaten the sh1te out of somebody.

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