Sensual or Hell for leather?

Potential-Monke · 18-05-2015 11:15PM #1

So, seeing as i have no sex life at this current moment in time, I was having a conversation with a male and female friend of mine today. The topic, as it always does, went to sex. The female friend stated that she would expect me to be a sensual lover, and the other more into the, well, riding. Got me wondering, I know women like a bit of both, but which would you consider yourself? My mate admitted to never actually having slow sex from start to finish, and that he always ends up finishing with a sprint (self admitted that his sprint is more of a marathon, but anyway....).

Are you more a fan of the slow, intimate love making, or prefer the hell for leather approach? Again, i know we all like a bit of both, but if you had to choose between hard and fast, or slow and sensual, which would you choose?

Mr. Incognito · 18-05-2015 11:16PM

Depends on how sore my hand is

Cold War Kid · 18-05-2015 11:18PM

A mixture of the two. I know you said it can only be one or the other, but you didn't include the combination option.

Sheep Lover · 18-05-2015 11:19PM

I'm like Usian Bolt, either way it's going to be a 10 second finish.

Tony Beetroot · 18-05-2015 11:20PM

I dont make love i fcuk.

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo · 18-05-2015 11:22PM

Ill wait in los angeles
Ill wait in the pouring sun
No way
For not anyone
No way
I met a man
He was a good man
Sailing and shoring
He got a betatron, man
Talking that foreign
Oh yeah

Ill wait in los angeles
Ill wait in the pouring sun
No way
For not anyone
No way

MRnotlob606 · 18-05-2015 11:24PM

I once sat on my hand for a prolonged period and it felt like someone else was doing it

fleet_admiral · 18-05-2015 11:26PM

Im usually like a bull at a gate

Cold War Kid · 18-05-2015 11:29PM

fleet_admiral wrote: »

Im usually like a bull at a gate

One of the things I love about this country and our use of language, is the way any time something sensual and erotic is being discussed, it gets brought down a peg or two by more down-to-earth language - usually an agricultural or machinery analogy. :pac:

One eyed Jack · 18-05-2015 11:30PM

Slow and sensual, but only because I have to choose one over the other. Fast 'n' furious is good for tension relief, but more of the time I prefer to take my time...

The Backwards Man · 18-05-2015 11:32PM

The old bull and the young bull at the top of the hill, you all know that story? Yeah? Well I'm the old bull.

Duke O Smiley · 18-05-2015 11:34PM

I prefer a bit of faffing around in the dark for a minute or two and then for both of us to assume the fetal position while I cry myself to sleep

fleet_admiral · 18-05-2015 11:39PM

Cold War Kid wrote: »

One of the things I love about this country and our use of language, is the way any time something sensual and erotic is being discussed, it gets brought down a peg or two by more down-to-earth language - usually an agricultural or machinery analogy. :pac:

up to the makers nameplate is a favourite of mine

Cold War Kid · 18-05-2015 11:40PM

fleet_admiral wrote: »

up to the makers nameplate is a favourite of mine

Ew!

:pac:

Mint Aero · 19-05-2015 12:09AM

I'm an obese 43 yr old virgin with tomato stains on my tshirt under my man boobs. If I got a ride it wouldn't be fast because I can't move so it would be slow and sensual. Sensual meaning alot of bodily fluid involved. The bodily fluid being sweat and grease from the chipper. But only if I can lift the flab covering my 1 inch penis long enough for sex making to commence.

suicide_circus · 19-05-2015 12:44AM

Lurry into her like a dog eating hot porridge

mud · 19-05-2015 12:45AM

Hell for leather is my preference 99% of the time. The exception being when badly hungover/recovering.

I've encountered difficulties with guys who want to take it more sensually most of the time. It's a totally different wavelength and a crucial thing when trying to build a connection with someone.

tastyt · 19-05-2015 12:55AM

mud wrote: »

Hell for leather is my preference 99% of the time. The exception being when badly hungover/recovering.

I've encountered difficulties with guys who want to take it more sensually most of the time. It's a totally different wavelength and a crucial thing when trying to build a connection with someone.

An extremely crucial thing, not to be underestimated

biko · 19-05-2015 01:14AM

Sensual speedracer

efb · 19-05-2015 01:17AM

Depending on how drunk I am, how ugly he is, and how tight his hole is.

Tony Beetroot · 19-05-2015 01:19AM

efb wrote: »

Depending on how drunk I am, how ugly he is, and how tight his hole is.

Be like pushing a marshmallow through a keyhole.

efb · 19-05-2015 01:21AM

Tony Beetroot wrote: »

Be like pushing a marshmallow through a keyhole.

I be like- can't be arsed. Suck me off

Tony Beetroot · 19-05-2015 01:26AM

efb wrote: »

I be like- can't be arsed. Suck me off

Well if it dont fit dont force it

harry Bailey esq · 19-05-2015 02:39AM

First thing in the morning like I'm stirling moss,at night time more like the slow boat to China

McDermotX · 19-05-2015 06:25AM

NSFW language

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DsWazTC6_w

Cold War Kid · 19-05-2015 01:52PM

efb wrote: »

Depending on how drunk I am, how ugly he is, and how tight his hole is.

That's beautiful.

harry Bailey esq · 19-05-2015 02:05PM

suicide_circus wrote: »

Lurry into her like a dog eating hot porridge

I'm writing that down

19-05-2015 03:39PM

Am I the only one who thought

"YOUR FRIEND WANTS TO RIDE YOU"

When reading the OP?

Joe prim · 19-05-2015 03:42PM

Atari shaguar

smash · 19-05-2015 03:42PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Am I the only one who thought

"YOUR FRIEND WANTS TO RIDE YOU"

When reading the OP?

Yea, clearly "I'd assume you're a sensual lover" should be responded with "Wanna find out?"... instead of moving on to the more detailed exploits of his male friend.

Wang King · 19-05-2015 03:43PM

This is my kinda thread!!

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