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Sensual or Hell for leather?

  • 18-05-2015 10:15pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,381 ✭✭✭✭


    So, seeing as i have no sex life at this current moment in time, I was having a conversation with a male and female friend of mine today. The topic, as it always does, went to sex. The female friend stated that she would expect me to be a sensual lover, and the other more into the, well, riding. Got me wondering, I know women like a bit of both, but which would you consider yourself? My mate admitted to never actually having slow sex from start to finish, and that he always ends up finishing with a sprint (self admitted that his sprint is more of a marathon, but anyway....).

    Are you more a fan of the slow, intimate love making, or prefer the hell for leather approach? Again, i know we all like a bit of both, but if you had to choose between hard and fast, or slow and sensual, which would you choose?

    Slow and sensual, or hard and fast? 56 votes

    Slow and sensual
    0% 0 votes
    Hard and fast
    12% 7 votes
    A little bit of 1, a little bit of 2
    10% 6 votes
    I don't do slow masturbation
    76% 43 votes


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    Depends on how sore my hand is


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Cold War Kid


    A mixture of the two. I know you said it can only be one or the other, but you didn't include the combination option.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    I'm like Usian Bolt, either way it's going to be a 10 second finish.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 640 ✭✭✭Tony Beetroot


    I dont make love i fcuk.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,009 ✭✭✭Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo


    Ill wait in los angeles
    Ill wait in the pouring sun
    No way
    For not anyone
    No way
    I met a man
    He was a good man
    Sailing and shoring
    He got a betatron, man
    Talking that foreign
    Oh yeah

    Ill wait in los angeles
    Ill wait in the pouring sun
    No way
    For not anyone
    No way


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    I once sat on my hand for a prolonged period and it felt like someone else was doing it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    Im usually like a bull at a gate


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Cold War Kid


    Im usually like a bull at a gate
    :D

    One of the things I love about this country and our use of language, is the way any time something sensual and erotic is being discussed, it gets brought down a peg or two by more down-to-earth language - usually an agricultural or machinery analogy. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,439 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    Slow and sensual, but only because I have to choose one over the other. Fast 'n' furious is good for tension relief, but more of the time I prefer to take my time... :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    The old bull and the young bull at the top of the hill, you all know that story? Yeah? Well I'm the old bull.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,079 ✭✭✭✭Duke O Smiley


    I prefer a bit of faffing around in the dark for a minute or two and then for both of us to assume the fetal position while I cry myself to sleep


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    :D

    One of the things I love about this country and our use of language, is the way any time something sensual and erotic is being discussed, it gets brought down a peg or two by more down-to-earth language - usually an agricultural or machinery analogy. :pac:
    up to the makers nameplate is a favourite of mine


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Cold War Kid


    up to the makers nameplate is a favourite of mine
    Ew! :o :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    I'm an obese 43 yr old virgin with tomato stains on my tshirt under my man boobs. If I got a ride it wouldn't be fast because I can't move so it would be slow and sensual. Sensual meaning alot of bodily fluid involved. The bodily fluid being sweat and grease from the chipper. But only if I can lift the flab covering my 1 inch penis long enough for sex making to commence. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Lurry into her like a dog eating hot porridge


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭mud


    Hell for leather is my preference 99% of the time. The exception being when badly hungover/recovering.

    I've encountered difficulties with guys who want to take it more sensually most of the time. It's a totally different wavelength and a crucial thing when trying to build a connection with someone.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,032 ✭✭✭tastyt


    mud wrote: »
    Hell for leather is my preference 99% of the time. The exception being when badly hungover/recovering.

    I've encountered difficulties with guys who want to take it more sensually most of the time. It's a totally different wavelength and a crucial thing when trying to build a connection with someone.

    An extremely crucial thing, not to be underestimated


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Sensual speedracer


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Depending on how drunk I am, how ugly he is, and how tight his hole is.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 640 ✭✭✭Tony Beetroot


    efb wrote: »
    Depending on how drunk I am, how ugly he is, and how tight his hole is.

    Be like pushing a marshmallow through a keyhole.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Be like pushing a marshmallow through a keyhole.

    I be like- can't be arsed. Suck me off


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 640 ✭✭✭Tony Beetroot


    efb wrote: »
    I be like- can't be arsed. Suck me off

    Well if it dont fit dont force it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    First thing in the morning like I'm stirling moss,at night time more like the slow boat to China


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,493 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Cold War Kid


    efb wrote: »
    Depending on how drunk I am, how ugly he is, and how tight his hole is.
    That's beautiful. :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    Lurry into her like a dog eating hot porridge

    I'm writing that down :D


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Am I the only one who thought

    "YOUR FRIEND WANTS TO RIDE YOU"

    When reading the OP?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 919 ✭✭✭Joe prim


    Atari shaguar


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Am I the only one who thought

    "YOUR FRIEND WANTS TO RIDE YOU"

    When reading the OP?
    Yea, clearly "I'd assume you're a sensual lover" should be responded with "Wanna find out?"... instead of moving on to the more detailed exploits of his male friend.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,169 ✭✭✭Wang King


    This is my kinda thread!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    That's beautiful. :o


    Ya, brought a tear to my eye, just thinking bout it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    I honestly can't see how you can physically go slow at it. It's something that seems counter intuitive especially if you are a man. It's nowhere near as satisfying


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,381 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    Am I the only one who thought

    "YOUR FRIEND WANTS TO RIDE YOU"

    When reading the OP?
    smash wrote: »
    Yea, clearly "I'd assume you're a sensual lover" should be responded with "Wanna find out?"... instead of moving on to the more detailed exploits of his male friend.

    Yeah, see, that's something i wish for, but i'm Supreme Commander Friendzone, so not going to happen any time soon, if at all. Doesn't help when her entire family say i'm "the one" to both of us. C'est la vie! Anyway, she's in a relationship, and she doesn't cheat, and i wouldn't ruin a relationship as i've been cheated on and it's one of the most horrible feelings in the world. Wouldn't wish it on anyone.
    Gongoozler wrote: »
    I honestly can't see how you can physically go slow at it. It's something that seems counter intuitive especially if you are a man. It's nowhere near as satisfying

    Ah, but it is. Fast, hard, rough, upsidedown, whatever way you want it is all good, but i can attest to the power of slow, sensual love making (because, you really need to love the person for this to really work). It takes a while, but if ye are both madly in love, the finale is absolutely amazing. Without going into raunchy details, it is simple the best feeling in the world, trumping orgasms though "fast" sex by a long way.


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Aw sorry man :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,381 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    It's ok, i've nearly come to terms with it. It only has a knock on effect that I have to try hard to not compare other potential partners to her. :/


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,579 ✭✭✭charlietheminxx


    Slow and sensual in the mornings, hard and fast at night. My fella is deffo more into the hard and fast at all times though!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,513 ✭✭✭whupdedo


    efb wrote: »
    Depending on how drunk I am, how ugly he is, and how tight his hole is.

    Nice
    efb wrote: »
    I be like- can't be arsed. Suck me off

    Ass to mouth ???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Ah, but it is. Fast, hard, rough, upsidedown, whatever way you want it is all good, but i can attest to the power of slow, sensual love making (because, you really need to love the person for this to really work). It takes a while, but if ye are both madly in love, the finale is absolutely amazing. Without going into raunchy details, it is simple the best feeling in the world, trumping orgasms though "fast" sex by a long way.

    This sounds like a column from some crappy woman's magazine.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,579 ✭✭✭charlietheminxx


    smash wrote: »
    This sounds like a column from some crappy woman's magazine.

    With a name like smash, you obviously wouldn't be into it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 643 ✭✭✭Geniass


    efb wrote: »
    I be like- can't be arsed. Suck me off


    So, that's where that expression comes derives :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    whupdedo wrote: »
    Nice



    Ass to mouth ???

    Cock to mouth - not mad on rimmimg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 643 ✭✭✭Geniass


    Missionary position is all Barry White.

    Doggy is slow, slow VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*






    *that many O's may be an exaggeration.


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