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My toenail just fell off !!!

  • 18-05-2015 11:42PM
    #1
    kingtut
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,494 ✭✭✭


    So my toelnail (big toe) just fell off. WTF :eek::confused:


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  • #2
    KKkitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Ewww


  • #3
    pudzey101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,920 ✭✭✭pudzey101


    hope u ate it


  • #4
    SouthTippBass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,286 ✭✭✭SouthTippBass


    Unclean!


  • #5
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,443 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Any chance you recently used a teleport pod? Do you remember hearing a buzzing sound?

    :pac:


  • #6
    phelixoflaherty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,640 ✭✭✭phelixoflaherty


    Happened to me also after kicking a big fishing net float.

    No biggie.
    no discomfort


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  • #7
    Graham 1324
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 90 ✭✭Graham 1324


    How exactly


  • #8
    Geniass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 643 ✭✭✭Geniass


    Maybe you fell out from under your toenail.


  • #9
    Tony Beetroot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 640 ✭✭✭Tony Beetroot


    You have foot rot.


  • #10
    Junkyard Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,115 ✭✭✭✭Junkyard Tom


    Well seeing as you're a 3000 year old Egyptian Mummy Kingtut that's hardly surprising.


  • #11
    Harry Palmr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40,059 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    Did you drop something on your toes recently?


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  • #12
    kingtut
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,494 ✭✭✭kingtut


    Graham 1324 wrote: »
    How exactly

    It looked at me, screamed and ran away! :(


  • #13
    Slicemeister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,526 ✭✭✭Slicemeister


    Probably just gangrene OP, nothing to worry about.


  • #14
    kingtut
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,494 ✭✭✭kingtut


    pudzey101 wrote: »
    hope u ate it

    I did, cooked it in garlic butter, yum!
    endacl wrote: »
    Any chance you recently used a teleport pod? Do you remember hearing a buzzing sound?

    :pac:

    In fact I do :D
    Harry Palmr wrote: »
    Did you drop something on your toes recently?

    Nope although it has been discoloured for a while, meh, no pain so ill live :D


  • #15
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    Thats you fecked with a dose of the Leprosy so.


  • #16
    zzfh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 318 ✭✭zzfh


    smell it


    its a scent that stays with you for life


  • #17
    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    Go to the doctor tomorrow and ask for some ZMAPP


  • #18
    Graham 1324
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 90 ✭✭Graham 1324


    That's naaasty


  • #19
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    Wouldn't worry about it Op. Same thing is always happening to me. Doc says it's because my toenails are falling off. It'll grow back in time.


  • #20
    Zirconia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 386 ✭✭Zirconia
    Boycott Israeli Goods & Services


    It's quite clear you have scurvy young man.

    I also deduce you are an 18th century sailor/time traveler or the last remaining survivor to the potato famine - based on Occam's razor, this is clearly the most likely explanation.


  • #21
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,352 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Mint Aero wrote: »
    It'll grow back in time.

    Takes ages though, and it's really weird for a couple of months.


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  • #22
    Digital Solitude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭Digital Solitude


    Stuck it back on with a bit of superglue.

    I remember when I broke mine at the root, I went swimming, while treading water it went at a 90° angle :)

    It was actually pretty cool


  • #23
    Fleawuss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,681 ✭✭✭Fleawuss


    Buy a surrogate.


  • #24
    pjas1821
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5 ✭pjas1821


    Oh sorry to hear that, obviously means yr rotting away so going to die, before you go please leave bank alc number ATM card pin, insurance number, so I can make sure you have a decent pair of shoes on yr feet so people don't pass out at the sight of your crusty toe minus nail. Lol


  • #25
    Ally Dick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    If you had an ingrown toenail, it wouldn't fall off


  • #26
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,605 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Only looked to see the pics?


  • #27
    greasepalm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,325 ✭✭✭greasepalm


    fungal nail infection common problem

    http://www.clearzal.com/


  • #28
    lulu1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,816 ✭✭✭lulu1


    kingtut wrote: »
    So my toelnail (big toe) just fell off. WTF :eek::confused:

    My Daughters big toe nail was hanging off she went to the doc and he pulled it clean off :eek:
    It grew back but was never right. That was about 2 years ago and she has to go back to doc to get if taken off again.

    She is not a happy bunny as all of her friends are calling her

    Nellie no nail


  • #29
    Duiske
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,086 ✭✭✭Duiske


    Smidge wrote: »
    Thats you fecked with a dose of the Leprosy so.

    Apparently it's the 1st sign that you've contracted leprosy. The second sign is your testicles falling off, which usually happens about 8 hours later. 3rd sign is someone with their balls in a carrier bag screaming for an ambulace whilst hopping around on one leg.


  • #30
    BlaasForRafa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭BlaasForRafa


    kingtut wrote: »
    So my toelnail (big toe) just fell off. WTF :eek::confused:

    It's a clear sign of radiation sickness, you haven't been on vacation in Pripyat have you?

    Just to be safe you'd better eat that iodine tablet the government sent out a few years ago.


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  • #31
    kingtut
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,494 ✭✭✭kingtut


    Now they are all gone :p


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