My toenail just fell off !!!

kingtut

So my toelnail (big toe) just fell off. WTF :eek:

KKkitty

Ewww

pudzey101

hope u ate it

SouthTippBass

Unclean!

endacl

Any chance you recently used a teleport pod? Do you remember hearing a buzzing sound?

:pac:

phelixoflaherty

Happened to me also after kicking a big fishing net float.

No biggie.
no discomfort

Graham 1324

How exactly

Geniass

Maybe you fell out from under your toenail.

Tony Beetroot

You have foot rot.

Junkyard Tom

Well seeing as you're a 3000 year old Egyptian Mummy Kingtut that's hardly surprising.

Harry Palmr

Did you drop something on your toes recently?

kingtut

Graham 1324 wrote: »

How exactly

It looked at me, screamed and ran away!

Slicemeister

Probably just gangrene OP, nothing to worry about.

kingtut

pudzey101 wrote: »

hope u ate it

I did, cooked it in garlic butter, yum!

endacl wrote: »

Any chance you recently used a teleport pod? Do you remember hearing a buzzing sound?

:pac:

In fact I do

Harry Palmr wrote: »

Did you drop something on your toes recently?

Nope although it has been discoloured for a while, meh, no pain so ill live

Smidge

Thats you fecked with a dose of the Leprosy so.

zzfh

smell it


its a scent that stays with you for life

fleet_admiral

Go to the doctor tomorrow and ask for some ZMAPP

Graham 1324

That's naaasty

Mint Aero

Wouldn't worry about it Op. Same thing is always happening to me. Doc says it's because my toenails are falling off. It'll grow back in time.

Zirconia

It's quite clear you have scurvy young man.

I also deduce you are an 18th century sailor/time traveler or the last remaining survivor to the potato famine - based on Occam's razor, this is clearly the most likely explanation.

Mint Aero

Mint Aero wrote: »

It'll grow back in time.

Takes ages though, and it's really weird for a couple of months.

Digital Solitude

Stuck it back on with a bit of superglue.

I remember when I broke mine at the root, I went swimming, while treading water it went at a 90° angle

It was actually pretty cool

Fleawuss

Buy a surrogate.

pjas1821

Oh sorry to hear that, obviously means yr rotting away so going to die, before you go please leave bank alc number ATM card pin, insurance number, so I can make sure you have a decent pair of shoes on yr feet so people don't pass out at the sight of your crusty toe minus nail. Lol

Ally Dick

If you had an ingrown toenail, it wouldn't fall off

kneemos

Only looked to see the pics?

greasepalm

fungal nail infection common problem

http://www.clearzal.com/

lulu1

kingtut wrote: »

So my toelnail (big toe) just fell off. WTF :eek:

My Daughters big toe nail was hanging off she went to the doc and he pulled it clean off :eek:
It grew back but was never right. That was about 2 years ago and she has to go back to doc to get if taken off again.

She is not a happy bunny as all of her friends are calling her

Nellie no nail

Duiske

Smidge wrote: »

Thats you fecked with a dose of the Leprosy so.

Apparently it's the 1st sign that you've contracted leprosy. The second sign is your testicles falling off, which usually happens about 8 hours later. 3rd sign is someone with their balls in a carrier bag screaming for an ambulace whilst hopping around on one leg.

BlaasForRafa

kingtut wrote: »

So my toelnail (big toe) just fell off. WTF :eek:

It's a clear sign of radiation sickness, you haven't been on vacation in Pripyat have you?

Just to be safe you'd better eat that iodine tablet the government sent out a few years ago.

kingtut

Now they are all gone

Canis Lupus

kingtut wrote: »

Now they are all gone

That's a few packed lunches sorted out so.

silverfeather

kingtut wrote: »

So my toelnail (big toe) just fell off. WTF :eek:

My bog toe nails are constantly falling off. Suck it up! There is always a new nail growing under mine. It's too much movement of the nail in the nail bed. Toe spacers are supposed to help.

walkingshadow

silverfeather wrote: »

My bog toe nails are constantly falling off. Suck it up! There is always a new nail growing under mine. It's too much movement of the nail in the nail bed. Toe spacers are supposed to help.

This thread is so hot.

silverfeather

walkingshadow wrote: »

This thread is so hot.

Yeah baby!;):pac:

kissmequick

kingtut wrote: »

I did, cooked it in garlic butter, yum!

Well there goes any hope of eatin a dinner this evening! :pac:

Patser

Put it under your pillow.

It'll confuse the feck out of the Tooth Fairy.

recylingbin

kingtut wrote: »

So my toelnail (big toe) just fell off. WTF :eek:

Check done deal, you might get another one there on the cheap.

mad muffin

kingtut wrote: »

So my toelnail (big toe) just fell off. WTF :eek:

Did you eat it? I bet you ate it.

Menas

Dont get me started about toenails. I had some sort of issue with mine...had to go on some tablets for 6 months...one tab a day at 1 euro per tab...cost a bloody fortune.

But in fairness, I have a lovely toe nail now.

silverfeather

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Dont get me started about toenails. I had some sort of issue with mine...had to go on some tablets for 6 months...one tab a day at 1 euro per tab...cost a bloody fortune.

But in fairness, I have a lovely toe nail now.

Paint it!

Glad to hear it by the way.

Talib Fiasco

Well at least that's one less person who'll be wearing sandals around....*shudders*

The_Valeyard

Probably ran off and joined Isis.

lulu1

recylingbin wrote: »

Check done deal, you might get another one there on the cheap.

But make sure you check it's a big toe nail before you part with any money