How many teeth do you have?

Mint Sauce · 17-05-2015 10:01PM

30. One of them is a (i think) partially erupted wisdom tooth. 2 of them at the back slightly chipped, and 3 or 4 filled.

Had 2 or 3 removed as a teen due to over crowding, and could currently do with having 2 or 3 filled. But hate the dentist, and only been about 2 or 3 times in about 16 years. Both times to get the 2 chipped ones filed.

Yamanoto · 17-05-2015 10:06PM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Fell in a shower and hit my head off a toilet bowl a few years ago, four front teeth broke in pieces, one of the back ones cracked beyond repair. Implants in now and I'm smiling like Julia Roberts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGyhOjjujV4

The Backwards Man · 17-05-2015 10:10PM

dmc17 wrote: »

Were they separate incidents or do you have a toilet bowl in the shower? :eek:

It was one of them European style open plan yokes

TheBeardedLady · 17-05-2015 10:12PM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Fell in a shower and hit my head off a toilet bowl a few years ago, four front teeth broke in pieces, one of the back ones cracked beyond repair. Implants in now and I'm smiling like Julia Roberts.

ARRRRRGHHHH!! I have recurring nightmares about this.

I've 27 and one implant. Had two pulled out for braces years ago as there was overcrowding.

Spanish Eyes · 17-05-2015 10:14PM

All my fronts so the smile is grand.

Backs are full of fillings. One needs root canal, feck that.

Have a crown that is wobbly, yikes. Money money money....

osarusan · 17-05-2015 10:15PM

All of them.

Had 4 wisdom teeth out a couple of years ago.

Mostly in decent condition, but I apparently grind them at night, so one on the top right side is damaged at the base/gum.

17-05-2015 10:18PM

Still have all 28 normal teeth. Haven't got "wisdom" or freakteeth.

Vojera · 17-05-2015 10:29PM

sullivlo wrote: »

No wisdomous teeth yet I don't think, and at 29 I doubt they'll come. If I'm not wise now it ain't gonna happen.

You might not have any. A friend of mine had dental X-rays done a few years ago and apparently her wisdom teeth just aren't there. Seemingly not that uncommon.

I have 26 teeth. I had four removed before I got braces due to overcrowding, and then I had both wisdom teeth on the left hand side removed as they were impacted and really sore. It feels a bit gross to say I only have 26 teeth, though. Don't know why.

Hitchens · 17-05-2015 10:30PM

holystungun9 wrote: »

Just the one. God knows what I'll do if I lose ol' Chopper.

what part of Tipperary are you from? :pac:

tayto lover · 17-05-2015 10:33PM

Stheno wrote: »

I just counted mine seems I've 36

You must be the only person alive with 3 rows of teeth.

17-05-2015 10:48PM

25. I had 4 out for braces and 3 wisdom teeth pulled.

wattlebird · 17-05-2015 11:09PM

24. Had to get 4 healthy premolars out due to ridiculous overcrowding before getting braces, and then had all 4 wisdom teeth out the other year. None of them had even erupted properly but were starting to cause problems.

My teeth and smile look fine, but I still feel traumatised and have regular nightmares about teeth falling out/being loose :eek: :'(

Novella · 17-05-2015 11:26PM

I had two top teeth taken out when I was teenager to make space for my other teeth to straighten out with braces. I have two wisdom teeth on the bottom but none on the top.

Duggy747 · 17-05-2015 11:42PM

I don't need no teef!

Turtyturd · 17-05-2015 11:48PM

29...two out when I was younger to make room for my wisdom teeth. Dunno where the other missng one went to.

lickme · 17-05-2015 11:52PM

Nothing better than getting a gummy job of an ould one!

scrimshanker · 17-05-2015 11:52PM

31. Had 32 until a couple of weeks ago but had to have one wisdom tooth out because it was cutting through the gum below it (ouch!!!!). No fillings,just generally happy teeth.

Banjo String · 17-05-2015 11:58PM

Nim wrote: »

Eh...28 and a half. I have half a wisdom tooth.

You're not half wise.

moc moc a moc · 18-05-2015 12:28AM

wretcheddomain wrote: »

40

Thanks, Sellafield :mad:

lulu1 · 18-05-2015 12:49AM

24 Just last week a piece broke off one of my front teeth. Dont think it can be saved.

Putting off going to dentist, not my favourite person

Maybe next week

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater · 18-05-2015 12:55AM

lickme wrote: »

Nothing better than getting a gummy job of an ould one!

I thought this thread would be safe from statements about receiving fellatio from pensioners, yet here we are.

harry Bailey esq · 18-05-2015 01:51AM

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: »

I thought this thread would be safe from statements about receiving fellatio from pensioners, yet here we are.

Your here six years now kenny,there's always a chance someone will mention something about getting head from an oap,regardless of the thread.There was a poster that used to post in transport a lot,early 40s taxi driver from bray,he's probably still around his name escapes me.He used to have some toe curling stories about his exploits with women aged 70+.If I remember the username ill throw it up,some very funny anecdotes although some of them were a bit stomach churning truth be told.

Edit,I found him.Went by the name fortuneteller,here's a little snippet...
Quote:

yes sometimes the conversation can be boring
but i try to usher them up stairs to the bed
room that always must be warm...i met a 65
year old last year that insisted on sex on our
second meeting ..thats fine by me but we were
on a beach...so we found a sand dune...she was
soacking wet out through her jeans...you could
see it... great experience i must admit..

wotzgoingon · 18-05-2015 01:55AM

30 with one wisdom tooth a small bit up. So if I ad that it is 31.

Smidge · 18-05-2015 03:09AM

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

Your here six years now kenny,there's always a chance someone will mention something about getting head from an oap,regardless of the thread.There was a poster that used to post in transport a lot,early 40s taxi driver from bray,he's probably still around his name escapes me.He used to have some toe curling stories about his exploits with women aged 70+.If I remember the username ill throw it up,some very funny anecdotes although some of them were a bit stomach churning truth be told.

Edit,I found him.Went by the name fortuneteller,here's a little snippet...
Quote:

yes sometimes the conversation can be boring
but i try to usher them up stairs to the bed
room that always must be warm...i met a 65
year old last year that insisted on sex on our
second meeting ..thats fine by me but we were
on a beach...so we found a sand dune...she was
soacking wet out through her jeans...you could
see it... great experience i must admit..

Is that the same fella that was mad for the grannys in the threads here in AH? :eek::D

Username doesn't ring a bell with me though but he was some man for the greatful older lady

Smidge · 18-05-2015 03:12AM

I have 26 teeth(is this what we have become??!!)but one of those is a crown so 25 I guess.

Had a few out as a child due to overcrowding and others for pain re wisdom teeth

harry Bailey esq · 18-05-2015 04:50AM

Smidge wrote: »

Is that the same fella that was mad for the grannys in the threads here in AH? :eek::D

Username doesn't ring a bell with me though but he was some man for the greatful older lady

Indeed,that's the rascal,closed account.The little snippet above is one of his milder posts,at the lower end of the scale as a judge might remark.Wasn't really a regular on this forum,mainly transport and commuting.A deviant of the highest order,and unashamedely so,but very frank and candid about it in all fairness to him,that has to be commended.

AulBiddy · 18-05-2015 05:00AM

4 teeth removed for braces to make room for wisdom teeth, mine came when I was 16/17. I currently have 28 teeth. One of the teeth they pulled out was a baby tooth that had no adult tooth underneath it

clever user name · 18-05-2015 08:18AM

28. They're healthy enough, never had a toothache in my life. Would like them to be a bit whiter but ain't paying for it!

No wisdom teeth yet (I'm 29). Dreading those f**ckers making an appearance.

RhubarbCrumble · 18-05-2015 11:17AM

27. Had 4 out years ago in order to get braces fitted, so a 'full' (in my case) adult set would leave me with 28. However I only ever got 3 wisdom teeth (no idea where the final one is lurking!) so 27.

Cee-Jay-Cee · 18-05-2015 11:22AM

After numerous falls from bikes, trees and garage roofs I've only 21 teeth left but I'm 45 so not doing too badly considering.

How many teeth do you have?

Comments