Farming Chit Chat sticks it to six.

dzer2 · 17-05-2015 12:19PM

Kovu wrote: »

Can't stop laughing at this fella. Jesus the size of him, if he was in a field with normal sized cows wouldn't he get awful frustrated

I hope he's called Tyrion!

Reminds me of a story

2 Dwarf's go out for the night. they each pull a blonde each with their own rooms side by side in the hotel. Dwarf i gets to the room and the blonde gets him into thebed but no amount of foreplay gets him doing and its not helped by the noise coming from the other room. The second dwarf keeps shouting at the top of his voice "here I come again" Then the sound of the headboard hitting the wall a great thump. This goes on all night.
Next morning the dwarf's meet upfor breakfast and the second one asks the first how he got on.
"well I was lying on the and my lady was naked beside me and no way could I get an erection.

Jasus said the 2nd Dwarf I couldnt get up on the bed at all:D:D

Sam Kade · 17-05-2015 12:19PM

I said wrote: »

is Cavan football ****tier than a slatted shed.
Way hey!!!!

I spent a bit of time in ballyhaise back in the 80's, I went into Cavan one Sunday to see a football match can't remember who was playing but that was the first and only time I witnessed Cavan and football in one sentence until now that is.

Genghis Cant · 17-05-2015 12:19PM

theemigrant wrote: »

In serious horrors from the weekend. Was at a stag in westport. Dont remember the majority of friday night. Guards found me passed out.

As long as your arse isn't like the Japanese flag you'll be ok.
Or there's a scar where one of your kidneys used to be :-)

Reggie. · 17-05-2015 12:22PM

whelan2 wrote: »

What where ya drinking:)

More to the point what wasn't he drinking

Kovu · 17-05-2015 12:22PM

Bullocks wrote: »

You'll like me so , I'm a short arse aswell !

No complaints about that, wouldn't have a crick in my neck from looking up!

whelan2 wrote: »

Best things come in small packages.

Hur hur hur hur

:D

Reggie. · 17-05-2015 12:24PM

Genghis Cant wrote: »

As long as your arse isn't like the Japanese flag you'll be ok.
Or there's a scar where one of your kidneys used to be :-)

That's harsh

Connemara Farmer · 17-05-2015 12:26PM

Genghis Cant wrote: »

As long as your arse isn't like the Japanese flag you'll be ok.
Or there's a scar where one of your kidneys used to be :-)

No need to worry unless he woke up in a bath of ice.

_Brian · 17-05-2015 12:48PM

Sam Kade wrote: »

Is she an x factor fan?

Oh god no.
No TV stations here so we see none of that muck. No soaps either thank god.

Bullocks · 17-05-2015 12:51PM

_Brian wrote: »

Oh god no.
No TV stations here so we see none of that muck. No soaps either thank god.

How do you get through the week without a dose of fair city !

Connemara Farmer · 17-05-2015 01:08PM

Bullocks wrote: »

How do you get through the week without a dose of fair city !

Blissful ignorance I'd say, lot to be said for it too!

Reggie. · 17-05-2015 01:11PM

Connemara Farmer wrote: »

Blissful ignorance I'd say, lot to be said for it too!

Could be done too id say

Connemara Farmer · 17-05-2015 01:20PM

Reggie. wrote: »

Could be done too id say

I don't have a TV, even when I was living in the other house I wouldn't turn it on myself.

Now if I didn't have the internet, I'd be found trying to climb up the walls with bloodied flingernails :pac:

Reggie. · 17-05-2015 01:28PM

Connemara Farmer wrote: »

I don't have a TV, even when I was living in the other house I wouldn't turn it on myself.

Now if I didn't have the internet, I'd be found trying to climb up the walls with bloodied flingernails :pac:

Sure having the Internet is the same as looking at tv

Connemara Farmer · 17-05-2015 01:43PM

Reggie. wrote: »

Sure having the Internet is the same as looking at tv

I reckon people can learn a lot more online than looking at Christy Phelan.

Kovu · 17-05-2015 01:49PM

Connemara Farmer wrote: »

I don't have a TV, even when I was living in the other house I wouldn't turn it on myself.

Now if I didn't have the internet, I'd be found trying to climb up the walls with bloodied flingernails :pac:

I'm sorta the same, yet I'd forgo both for a good book. App that's most used on my phone is UB reader.

Connemara Farmer · 17-05-2015 01:56PM

Kovu wrote: »

I'm sorta the same, yet I'd forgo both for a good book. App that's most used on my phone is UB reader.

I used to devour books, fallen out of the habit for a good while now because I hit a patch where no book was interesting enough to me to hold my interest. Since then I've replaced reading books with reading online.

CloughCasey1 · 17-05-2015 02:00PM

_Brian wrote: »

They're like cockroaches. Nothing will wipe them out.

As the uncle said bout his before . wouldn't pull a wet stick out of a dogs arse!

A cow called Daisy · 17-05-2015 02:19PM

theemigrant wrote: »

In serious horrors from the weekend. Was at a stag in westport. Dont remember the majority of friday night. Guards found me passed out.

Hear of some mad things going on during stag nights. The one that I heard about that I thought different (for want of a better word) was where the guy getting married alao passed out from drink. His mates?? got a condom, put it on the handle of a brush and inserted in I suppose in auctioneering terms might be call a 'secluded location' :eek: :eek:
Wounder what went through his mind when he saw that 'reappear'

Reggie. · 17-05-2015 03:03PM

A cow called Daisy wrote: »

Hear of some mad things going on during stag nights. The one that I heard about that I thought different (for want of a better word) was where the guy getting married alao passed out from drink. His mates?? got a condom, put it on the handle of a brush and inserted in I suppose in auctioneering terms might be call a 'secluded location' :eek: :eek:
Wounder what went through his mind when he saw that 'reappear'

Heard a few myths of how that backfired

_Brian · 17-05-2015 05:12PM

Spotted a pine marten in the garden this afternoon, ran along hedge and disappeared up stone wall..

Nice to see but now I'm worried about the few chickens we have.. They are in a run that's fox proof, currently we don't close the coop door at night.. Will start closing the coop door at night now but I'm worried about when we're all away from the house.. Really don't want the kids to find the chickens slaughtered round the pen !!

While I didn't see the lighter coloured bib as he was side on, he was big enough, about 60-70cm long, dark fur and long dark furry tail, not low and sneaky like a stoat, he kinda bounded along, can't think what it could be other than a pine marten..

I'm a bit surprised as there is no woodland at all within a few miles of me and that would be commercial spruce..

Mad4simmental · 17-05-2015 05:27PM

No woodland here and the place is full of the fcukers. I got a new mink cage trap to catch mink this week.

Kovu · 17-05-2015 06:16PM

Lol M4S, hope you've applied for a particular yokeymabob

I like seeing them around, true they are little buggers for eating birds and eggs but they're far far better than mink.
I can't be of any reassurance Brian regarding the hens, they robbed all of ours in broad daylight, perhaps a radio playing in the coop? They are notoriously shy creatures and it might deter them. Just double check the coop all over, even the latch that secures it, the martens here have learned how to get into the larsen trap and drag out the call birds.

MickeyShtyles · 17-05-2015 06:26PM

Lovely new potatoes for dinner here! :P

Connemara Farmer · 17-05-2015 06:28PM

MickeyShtyles wrote: »

Lovely new potatoes for dinner here! :P

Polytunnel?

MickeyShtyles · 17-05-2015 06:34PM

Connemara Farmer wrote: »

Polytunnel?

Ya!
North County Dublin.
Bitta wholegrain mustard and butter!!

Connemara Farmer · 17-05-2015 06:48PM

MickeyShtyles wrote: »

Ya!
North County Dublin.
Bitta wholegrain mustard and butter!!

Found Desiree a great maincrop, can't remember what I used to plant as earlies. Must get the veg garden back in action for next year.

Kovu · 17-05-2015 06:56PM

Mmmm early spuds, our will be ready mid June. Duke of Yorks and something else I can't remember.

whelan2 · 17-05-2015 07:03PM

MickeyShtyles wrote: »

Lovely new potatoes for dinner here! :P

had some here too with pork and peas and gravy

Genghis Cant · 17-05-2015 08:02PM

_Brian wrote: »

I'm a bit surprised as there is no woodland at all within a few miles of me and that would be commercial spruce..

Pregnant females , this time of the year often leave the wood in search of a nice handy nest site........... Like your shed:eek:

Kovu · 17-05-2015 10:24PM

Birds around here need to go to Specsavers.

Farming Chit Chat sticks it to six.

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